Hei Xiazi heard Wu Xie's teasing and immediately patted his shoulder, "It's right to have this awareness, all roads lead to Rome.
As long as you have the right bowl of soft rice, it is equivalent to teleporting to Rome. "
Wu Xie was a little curious about their love history, "Little uncle, you have known my little aunt for a long time, right?"
The blind man smiled proudly, "No, I watched my wife grow up.
Zu'er was very funny when she was a child, with three heads and a fleshy body, and two small buttocks.
His little face is swollen, and his big eyes stare like a little goldfish when he is angry.
She was less than 7 years old at the time and was shorter than other children of the same age. I was always worried that she would not grow taller.
He was about the same height as today's petty officials, and a little fatter than the petty officials, but his strength value was not negligible.
It is no exaggeration to say that more than a dozen practitioners cannot get close to him. "
When Heixiazi mentioned Zuer's childhood, his eyes were full of pride and memories.
It would be great if they could have a daughter in the future. She would definitely be as cute as Zuer when she was a child.
Xie Yuchen couldn't stop laughing, "You just remember that Zu'er is short?
Do you remember that with her height, her moves hit you exactly where she did?
Hahahaha, innocently, you would never have imagined it, if the blind man hadn't been very good at Kung Fu.
Don't talk about eating soft rice, you have to call him aunt now! "
Xiaohua laughed innocently at this statement. If you consider the heights of the blind man and his young sister-in-law, aren't they just running there?
The black blind man snorted, "You still have the nerve to say it?
The big boy wears pink pajamas, which makes Mr. Hei think you are a little girl.
My wife was beaten with a cane. "
Xiaohua also looked full of nostalgia, "Time flies so fast, it seems like yesterday I was tying her hair and buying candied haws, and in the blink of an eye she is going to get married!"
The black blind man smiled mischievously, "You are so young, why do you have the mentality of an old father? My father-in-law is not as emotional as you.
Fortunately, the mute was in trouble at this time, otherwise it would have been miserable for Mr. Hei, who would have faced three mothers-in-law as soon as he entered the door. "
Wu Xie and Xiaohua burst into laughter immediately. This man really had the self-consciousness of a son-in-law who came to their house.
They were having a pleasant chat here, but Zuer's head was buzzing.
Was her eldest nephew's enlightenment too sudden?
There wasn't even a hint of warning, and I just went straight to the point. You could at least hold your little hand and look at me with mist, and give my sister-in-law an acceptance process.
We don’t even talk about the bride price directly during the love process. Is this style too backward or too advanced?
Why is she still confused?
After pulling Zhang Qiling into the house, Zuer also locked the door, pushed her precious nephew to sit down on the sofa, and asked with a gossipy face,
"Little Qilin, why did you remember to ask for the bride price?
Please repeat what Wu Xie said, so as not to cause any more misunderstandings. "
Zhang Qiling tilted his head: What is there to misunderstand?
Wu Xie said it himself, his second uncle didn't give him any new year's money, so I told him to come to our house for the New Year and my sister-in-law gave it to him.
Zu'er nodded. This child has grown up and knows how to do what he likes.
"Then what?"
Zhang Qiling continued: Then Wu Xie said no, his second uncle would say he was obsessed with money.
Then he added that his second uncle was actually a money-lover.
He told his second uncle that our family could give him a gift of 800 million and give him 10% of the shares of the Qilin Club.
Then his second uncle said that if our family could really give that much, he would marry Wu Xie.
Zuer finally understood what was going on. The relationship was Wu Erbai's joke to tease his nephew.
That's good, it tricked her eldest nephew's mind!
Zuer asked tentatively, "Little Qilin, do you really want to marry Wu Xie as your wife?
Do you know what a wife is? "
Zhang Qiling nodded. He is not stupid. His wife just eats, sleeps and chats with him!
Although he doesn't like to chat, he likes to listen to Wu Xie talk.
Moreover, Wu Xie took good care of him, wiping his face and hands, and even helped him take a bath in the rainforest.
Zu'er felt a little upset when he saw his eldest nephew's emojis. You could say he didn't understand, but this kid really told the true meaning of marriage.
If two people get along comfortably and are willing to live together, this is marriage!
But if you want to say that he understands, he ignores the key point. What he says doesn't sound like a couple, but more like a couple.
Zuer asked tentatively, "Then how do you feel about Wu Xie?
Not the feeling of being comfortable with each other, but do you want to kiss him?
Or do you want to take off his clothes or something? "
Zhang Qiling shook his head: Why do you need to take off your innocent clothes?
Kiss me, I sometimes think about it.
Zu'er's fujoshi nerve suddenly stirred, and she asked with a gossipy face, "You actually want to kiss Wu Xie? When?"
Zhang Qiling thought for a moment: When Wuxie drank water, her lips were red and there were water drops, and she looked kissable.
I think it should be sweet, I want to try it!
Zu'er was also puzzled by this.
There are two explanations for this situation. One is that the eldest nephew does have that kind of interest in Wu Xie.
Seeing the lust rising on her bright red lips, I felt an evil fire burning and wanted to kiss her to quench my thirst.
There is also a saying that it is similar to beverage advertisements. Watching someone's lips with liquid or hearing the sound of swallowing will make you feel thirsty as a conditioned reflex.
This is really hard to judge.
Zhang Qiling had a subconscious understanding that as long as he wanted anything, his sister-in-law would immediately tell him.
This time, despite asking over and over again, he refused to give up the gift to Wu Xie's family. Is it because the gift was too much?
Zuer quickly shook his head, "No more, no more.
You also said that those useless decorations are worth 400 million, and 800 million is not much at all.
As long as you want to spend it, my little aunt with 8 billion can afford it.
Well, to get married, both people must be happy, and there must be a process of falling in love.
For example, my sister-in-law and the blind man have known each other for a long time, so we have been in love for more than a year before we got married, right?
Although you and Wu Xie have known each other for two or three years, we have always been friends.
Friends are different from lovers. If you want to marry someone as your wife, you need to have a love process of at least a year and a half. How can you just throw away the bride price?
And your statement is wrong. Wu Xie is a living person, how can he say he wants to buy it?
I don't dare to tell him like this, they will be angry. "
Zhang Qiling nodded sensibly, he will change it!
Zuer continued to guide him, "This marriage is different from friends.
What you call being comfortable with Wu Xie may also mean that you are comfortable getting along with friends.
If we become lovers one step further, what if you are not used to it?
You can try it first, such as pulling Wu Xie's hand or hugging him, and see if he feels excited...
Forget it, you better stop trying randomly.
In this way, during this period, my sister-in-law will try to let Wu Xie stay with you.
Let's talk about this issue again in a few months, when your thinking is clearer.
If you still want to get married to Wu Xie then, my sister-in-law will help you find a way.
Wu Xie's second uncle was joking when he said he would marry him because of the rich gift, just like my father teased Qiqi.
When adults talk to children, they often don't count, and children lose when they are serious.
Wu Xie is the only child in their family. We don't want two boys to get married here. If you want to marry someone else's nephew, Wu Erbai will definitely be anxious about you.
So we have to slow down and keep this matter secret first.
You two get along first. If you still have this idea after half a year, I will go and take care of their house. "
Zhang Qiling was still convinced of his sister-in-law's ability. Since his sister-in-law said it was okay, then the innocent uncle would definitely not be a problem.
Thinking of this, the big baby is finally happy, and his smile is very cute and cute.
Zuer felt that she had experienced her father's pain points. My baby was getting married and I couldn't bear to let him go!
