What we caught this time was indeed a big rat, about 1.85 meters tall, with broad shoulders and a thick back and full of muscles.
The blind man's screams woke up the two sleeping people. As soon as Zhang Qiling opened the tent, he saw the black man sitting on the ground and wailing.
Zuer quickly grabbed her eldest nephew and used the dragon pattern stick to pick away the mousetrap one after another before letting go!
The blind man became even more angry. When he saw the tent, he was so excited that he didn't even care about where he stood!
This heartless bad girl actually bothered to clear mines for the mute. Shouldn't she have rushed out immediately when she heard her voice?
Also, they actually slept in the same tent!
Zuer rubbed his sore ears, "Can you stop howling?
Your land combat boots were specially customized by me from the military supply department. They are made of first-layer cowhide and titanium alloy mesh!
It's just a mousetrap, it will only swell at most! "
The blind man felt aggrieved and said, "My leg injury is better, but my toe is swollen again. Don't you feel sorry for me?"
"Okay, okay, I feel sorry for you!" Zuer helplessly held up her forehead, "Why did you come here if you didn't recuperate honestly?
You don’t even look at the almanac when you go out. If you have time, I’ll give you a peace charm for your left leg. I think it might be a sign of Tai Sui! "
The black blind man flattened his mouth and acted coquettishly, "How perfunctory, you don't act like this even though the mute is injured!
We haven’t seen each other for a long time, how can you be so cold to me! "
Zuer rubbed his arms and emphasized with a look of disgust, "First of all, you can compare yourself to my eldest nephew, but please step down a generation and call me aunt!
Second, we only separated six days ago. The word "long" is not accurate!
Thirdly, a big dog like you is really not suitable for the style of a small puppy!
If you continue to disgust me so much, I will withdraw the news about your promotion from friend to boyfriend! "
"No, no, no!"
The blind man immediately jumped up, patted the dirt on his body, and came to Zuer's side with his trademark smile!
"Didn't I see that you were so cute and coquettish that I planned to imitate it?
If you agree to be your boyfriend, you won't regret it!
You make the decision about your man, Heiye is both civil and military, salty or sweet, tailor-made package guarantees your satisfaction! "
Zu'er finally suppressed a burst of laughter, pinched Hei Xiazi's cheek and shook it, "I just like your shameless and skinless ability to bend and stretch!"
The black blind man's bones softened when his little wife pinched him, so she grabbed Zuer's little hand and squeezed it and kissed him!
Just when he was about to say something more to gain favor, he saw the mute staring directly at him!
Damn, that paralyzed face is so ugly, it’s not as pleasing to the eye as the white hair that Mr. Hei had last time!
Zu'er also felt the instant stiffness of the black blind man. When she turned around and saw her eldest nephew, he immediately withdrew his hand!
Um, why does she feel like she was caught in puppy love by the dean!
The softness in the black blind man's hand was withdrawn, and the pink bubbles surrounding him instantly shattered to the ground!
He decided that next time the mute lost his memory again, he would sell the product to Ethiopia.
When Mr. Hei was so poor and had to support you for more than a year, you actually retaliated with kindness and delayed me from marrying my wife. It's so unkind!
Zhang Qiling did not undermine her sense of love in the slightest. She held her sister-in-law's clothes between her fingers and tugged at her, with words written all over her face: She didn't get enough sleep and she wasn't happy to be woken up.
Zuer couldn't care less about the blind man who was covered in black energy, and quickly stuffed a candy for her eldest baby, "My sister-in-law hasn't had enough sleep either. Let's go out first and catch up on some sleep later!"
After saying that, Zuer waved his hand and put away the tent and sleeping bag. After a few moves, he shrunk his bones and drilled out of the robbery hole!
The blind man was stunned. Was his wife's role change too fast?
Why does he feel like he is in love with his second-married mother?
No matter how romantic the atmosphere between the two was just a moment ago, just one word from the other's son will instantly switch from spoiled wife mode to good mother mode!
Zhang Qiling didn't care what the blind man thought. He snorted, rolled his eyes at him, and moved his hands and feet to get out!
He has been favored for so many years, and this scumbag dares to compete with him for favors before his concubine's identity is known. She wants to take advantage of him. His sister-in-law is not a love mind!
In an instant, only the blind man was left in the cave!
So angry!
If Mr. Hei wants to scratch the wall, then the mute is sincere!
He was sure that if Mr. Xiaohua was in love with Zuer, this guy would never have this attitude.
In the final analysis, he just didn't like Master Hei and felt that Master Hei was not worthy of his sister-in-law!
But he was so angry about this matter, because his little wife was so pissy, he had no chance of winning when competing with a mute for favor!
The black blind man moved his hands and feet to get out, and thought bitterly, "You stinky mute, just wait for me!"
When Zuer gives birth to a baby in the future, Master Hei, I will be able to trample you under my feet just because my son is so precious!
I still can’t believe that you, an older child pretending to be young, can be more adorable than a baby. "
Zhang Qiling, hehe, you are now the third child. When Zhang Ruisong comes out, you are the fourth child. After having a baby, you are the fifth child. After having a second child, you are the sixth child!
When the black blind man got out of the cave, the camp had already packed up the tents and was preparing to return to the city.
This time, Ai Ai limped closer to Zuer to make her presence felt!
Zu'er can't see that he is a little bit naive, just because he wants their relationship to be established in Shan State!
Men can be so childish sometimes!
After peeking at Zhang Qiling without paying attention, Zuer quickly kissed him on the cheek.
Then there were a few bangs and clatters, and several soldiers who saw this scene bumped into each other and scattered their things on the floor.
The blind man bared his eight big white teeth and smiled like he was in a toothpaste commercial, "Don't be in a hurry, don't be in a hurry! Take your time and take care of it!"
Hei Ye will treat you to a drink later! "
Those decisive soldiers were also very smart and quickly said congratulations to Master Hei!
The blind man was even more proud. Now his feet no longer hurt, and it was windy even when he walked!
Soldiers are also very gossipy. He has a hunch that tomorrow the entire Shan State will know that his master Hei has succeeded in taking power!
Zuer shook his head funny, how childish!
This confident and flamboyant look is still suitable for a blind man. Seeing how happy he is, Zuer wants to pamper him even more!
But as soon as I turned around, I saw the black face of my eldest nephew!
Well, why don’t you wait any longer!
Her eldest nephew's eyes are a bit mysterious!
How to describe it?
The father-in-law’s contempt for his hairy son-in-law, plus the child’s murderous hostility toward his stepfather, and the contempt of my best friend that this pig is not worthy of me!
Zuer rubbed her nose in embarrassment. The relationship between the two of her family was more difficult than that of mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. It would be even more lively when the smelly old man in her family came out in the future!
There were so many people talking all along the way, and the blind man didn't even ask what was going on in Douli.
He knew that Zuer had the space to collect things out of thin air. After all, he had been with Zuer for a long time in the past, and the little girl didn't avoid him much later.
But this matter has always been tacitly understood. Zu'er didn't say anything, and he never asked.
But now his identity is different. He is Zuer's serious boyfriend. He must know whether his family is a fairy or a goblin!
The blind man was fairly self-aware, knowing that Zuer was now more of a mute, so he didn't dare to take the initiative to go to him to ask for debts.
That is to say, if you have something to do or nothing, you will come over and pull down your little hand. When the mute pays attention, you will quickly let go, and then you will take two steps back with an aggrieved look on your face!
This green tea style made Zuer dumbfounded, but it felt like a big golden retriever acting coquettishly. It made her want to hug him and rub him!
Zhang Qiling keeps scolding people with his face, but fortunately the black blind man can't understand!
The team returned to Guokang in this strange, weird and somewhat funny atmosphere.
The first thing the black blind man did was to ask Aung San to quickly make two hairy dumplings and send them to Zhang Qiling.
If the mute has something to masturbate, he won't be staring at him all the time, and he can find opportunities to get tired of his little wife!
That is to say, this guy is not a womanizer. If he can build a heaven and earth for him alone, it would be unprecedented for him to achieve this!