Zhang Qiling had quick eyes and quick hands, and grabbed his sister-in-law's wrist, with words written all over his face:
stop,
Can't,
What do you want to do?
Zuer almost laughed angrily, "What else can I do with his mummy? I saw a tail behind him and wanted to see if it was a human or a monkey!"
Zhang Qiling tilted his head: Really?
Zuer calmly took off his gloves and handed them to his eldest nephew, "I won't touch them, okay? Come on!"
I'll come, I'll come!
Zhang Qiling couldn't let a girl from his sister-in-law touch it, so he put on his gloves and inspected the golden body carefully.
Although the research direction is different from that of forensic medicine, the Zhang family is also very good at autopsy.
Zhang Qiling touched it and replied affirmatively, "Male, bone age and shape between fifteen and eighteen years old, coccyx deformity!
He should have been poisoned to death by drinking a large amount of pills! "
Zu'er nodded. He still recognized his eldest nephew's professional ability, so this person should not be Wang Zanghai.
Ancient people were superstitious and most children with deformities would be strangled to death at birth.
A very small number of parents who can't bear it will throw it at the door of the temple, hoping that the Buddha's mercy can save their children's lives.
It's a pity that Buddha is merciful to monks but not necessarily merciful. This young man is probably a sacrifice adopted by the temple.
It was not uncommon in ancient times to use deformed children to make golden statues. Although it was cruel, it could bring a lot of incense to the temple.
Those ignorant believers worshiped these deformed golden bodies as the reincarnations of gods and Buddhas. The abbot saw huge benefits, and such tragic things continued to happen.
This thing is said to have a golden body, but it is just a zombie smeared with gold powder. When exposed to the breath of a stranger, a layer of fine white velvet gradually grows on the corpse.
Zuer immediately exclaimed, "Look, nephew, this guy is moldy!"
Now even Fatty and Wuxie were attracted. The white hair on the blue-black corpse was increasing at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Zuer picked up the corpse with one hand and turned around to run away. An echo came from the air, "Secret Method to Fight Zombies. Visitors are not allowed. I will be back soon!"
return!
Come! Come! Come! "
Zhang Qiling depressedly stopped Fatty and Wu Xie who were about to chase them. He bet that his sister-in-law must have some ulterior secret!
It's hard to ask in front of these two people, so we can only talk about it later.
The fat man was so anxious that he scratched his head, "I said, brother, you should go take a look!
Is it possible that your Zhang family's secret method is passed down from female to male, and even your eldest nephew is not qualified to take a look at it?
The rice dumplings have white hair growing out. Can my sister-in-law live with a girl? "
Before Zhang Qiling could answer, Zuer's smiling face flashed at the entrance to the tomb, "It's done, it's done, thanks for your concern, Pangpang!"
Wu Xie looked at Zu'er in disbelief, "Sister-in-law, you're back. It hasn't been two minutes. Where is Baimao?"
Zu'er spread his hands and said, "It's gone to ashes and there's not even a dregs left. If you want to be naive, my sister-in-law will catch one for you next time. This one with a long tail is too fierce and difficult to raise!"
Wu Xie quickly waved his hand, "No, no, no, I don't like zongzi!"
Then he added, "I don't like the rice dumplings from Wufangzhai either!"
Joey smiled even more happily!
Her eldest nephew was nagging her with his face, despising the fat man with his face, and complaining about his innocence, but it was a pity that only she could understand it!
It would be fun if Wu Xie could also read emojis. She can guarantee that Wu Xiaowu needs to rebuild his outlook on life!
The aloof male god turns into a chatty one, and the contrast is indeed the cutest.
Zu'er laughed too much and finally angered her eldest nephew. Zhang Qiling put on her hood and turned around with a knife in hand. She wanted to rest her face and refused to look at him!
Wuxie and Fatty really couldn't get the sister-in-law's smile, but they both made a tacit understanding to stay away from the little brother.
Small animals have the instinct to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages. They thought that the little brother was probably in a bad mood at this time, so they had better stay away to avoid being hurt!
Zuer had laughed enough and quickly put a piece of toffee into her eldest nephew's mouth. Her child was so coaxable!
Zhang Qiling wanted to say that he was not easy to coax, but when there was candy in his mouth, his face would not harden, and the corners of his mouth would curl up slightly unconsciously.
He refused to admit that he was bribed by Tangtang. He said with a serious face: This candy is too big, and the corners of his mouth will rise only when he presses his cheeks against it!
Zuer accepted the advice humbly and promised to make the candies smaller next time and look like small animals. The aunt and nephew finally reconciled!
The atmosphere between the two combat power ceilings is harmonious, now the question is how to get out!
Innocence and stupidity are completely different things. Innocent is a top student at a key university, and he studies architecture!
With a quick glance, you can roughly estimate the structure of the treasure roof and the strength of the tomb bricks, and then use a few formulas to calculate the water pressure and load-bearing, and you will soon formulate a roughly perfect escape plan!
This plan is short in time and has quick results. It is easy to implement and has low casualties. The only drawback is that all the tombs will be destroyed!
When Zuer read the original work, he found it strange that it was clear that Blind Man and Fatty Wang were the ultimate dynamite lovers!
Why is it that all the tombs that people have laid over the years are okay, yet it is Wuxie, a cute little guy, who has become the tomb terminator?
People are so addicted to food that they explode wherever they go!
If his eldest nephew's fighting partner during the Republic of China was not a blind man but Wu Xie, then it is estimated that less than half of their ancient Chinese tombs would have disappeared.
Wu Xie was a little embarrassed after calculating the formula. If the tomb bricks were dug down, it would really be nothing!
Even if it was watered with molten iron, the three young men could still clear a path.
But what they want to dig now is the top of the tomb. Apart from these load-bearing pillars, there is no focus at all.
A fat man like him with his tonnage could not hold the pillar for an hour, let alone free up his hands to dig the top of the tomb.
After Zhang Qiling heard what Wu Xie said, he took off his clothes, took the little black gold, and wanted to climb up and dig!
Zuer quickly stopped him, "This thing must be very strong if it can withstand 100 meters of water pressure. Are you sure you want to dig it in at once?"
Zhang Qiling tilted his head and asked with his face: Otherwise?
Zuer couldn't help laughing again!
Her eldest nephew looked slim in a hoodie. Now he was shirtless, and his upper body muscle lines were very obvious.
Whether it's pectoralis major or 8-pack abdominal muscles, they have clear texture through a thin layer of skin, and they look very explosive.
Coupled with the stern face and the black gold ancient sword in his hand, it should be a cool and stunning look!
But, hahaha!
He actually tilted his head and looked confused, acting cute!
Zu'er is really sorry for the age difference between her and her eldest nephew. The little Qilin must have been super cute in its childhood.
Zhang Qiling was really speechless when he saw Zuer smiling like that. Fortunately, there were outsiders here at the moment, otherwise his sister-in-law would have rubbed his hair and pinched his face again.
He just has a habit of tilting his head when asking questions with his face. Every time, my sister-in-law would rub him and say he's so cute. Really, how cute is he!
The flesh is plump and round, and when angry it looks like a cute little goldfish, like my sister-in-law who was ten years old!
Wu Xie and Fatty looked confused, but this little brother’s aunt is quite fond of laughing!
Zuer rubbed his face and tried to suppress a laugh, "I mean you can use explosives, it would be too laborious to dig in all at once!"
Wu Xie did some calculations before saying, "Using explosives is of course more labor-saving. If it is ordinary gunpowder, one kilogram is equivalent to about 20,000 joules.
The equivalent of blasting through the tomb roof and preventing us from being injured is about 8,000 joules, which means that about 8 taels of earthen gunpowder is needed! "
The fat man scratched his head, "Why do college students talk like they are talking from heaven? Anyway, the fat man understands one sentence, eight taels of gunpowder, right?"
That's it, Aning, that bitch, didn't prepare anything!
Fatty, I can't even get out a tael. Which of you has explosives in your pockets? Take them out quickly. If not, smash them quickly!
Before the fat man’s buns are fully digested, I’ll run out of energy in a while! "
