It was only 8 o'clock when the car arrived at the zoo. It was not a weekend and not many people came to play.
In order to let her eldest nephew have a good time, the little rich woman Zuer went to the zoo leader first and gave her a big red envelope.
The principal is also very knowledgeable. As a child, he just likes baby animals. That’s understandable!
Touch something!
He also specially appointed a smart employee to accompany them around.
Loving to make money and being a miser are two different things. Zuer is good at making money and also good at spending money. Only when money can be used to buy comfort can the money spent be considered worthwhile.
Therefore, she was not stingy with the accompanying employee and directly stuffed ten Unity cards over her.
Damn it, are all rich people so arrogant?
That little guy’s monthly salary is only over 700 yuan, but this 1,000 yuan tip made him extremely happy!
The benefits of spending money soon became apparent, including playing with the cubs of various animals.
Everywhere they go, the staff will bring the ingredients prepared for the animals so they can participate in feeding them.
These animals that have been kept in captivity for a long time have become somewhat humane, especially Xiaohua's favorite monkeys.
When I see them feeding me, I will bow my hands and say thank you.
Maybe monkeys also have aesthetics. Xiaohua and Zhang Qiling, who have a soft breath and handsome appearance, both received friendly interactions from the monkeys!
There was a monkey mother who showed off her little monkey and handed it to Zhang Qiling for him to hold.
Brother Zhang's eyes shone, he hugged the little monkey and patiently peeled him a banana.
The blind man leaned against the cage and curled his lips in disbelief, "A bunch of superficial monkeys, it's the domineering appearance of Mr. Hei that makes him handsome!"
What's so good about pretty boys? "
Zuer looked at this bitch with a stern look, "I think the monkeys' dislike of you has nothing to do with your appearance. Can you please stop grabbing bananas from others?"
Did I fail you? "
"That's not true!" Hei Xiazi calmly threw away the banana peel and wiped his hands, "The things you grabbed are more delicious!
And the fact that I grabbed the banana shows that I am better than them. They should respect me as the monkey king. How can they take the lead in isolating me?
Don’t talk about martial ethics! "
Zuer rolled his eyes disdainfully, "You can have a PK with the big cat later, the Northeast Golden Grain Layer versus the Prairie Eagle!
Whoever wins will be rewarded a hundred pounds of pork! "
The black blind man was speechless, "Aren't you just not planning on letting me win? What the hell is a hundred pounds of pork?
Little boss, your prize is not attractive to a blind person at all. How about you change it to 100 unity cards and try?
Mr. Hei will give you a real-life version of Wu Song fighting a tiger! "
"Okay, just 100 unity cards, what a big deal!" Zuer greeted Zhang Qiling and Xiaohua, "Master Hei plans to compete with the Siberian Tiger. Do you two want to place a bet?"
Then he asked the accompanying employee, “Are your animals insured?
That is, how much compensation do I need if I am beaten to death?
My bodyguard wants to give it a try with Siberian Tiger. Give me an estimate and I will sign a check directly for you. "
The clerk's mouth twitched. What's wrong with these rich people? Are you serious about playing so big?
Zu'er saw that he was embarrassed and patted her small satchel proudly, "Don't worry, the money matter is easy to discuss. Just tell me if there is any way?"
The zoo employee was also a clever guy and immediately said with a smile, "During the visit, the tourists accidentally fell into the Liger Mountain. It was our management error.
It is human nature for tourists to resist when their own safety is threatened!
Even if an animal is injured or accidentally killed, legally it should be considered self-defense and does not require criminal liability.
However, since the tiger is also a valuable property of the zoo, civil compensation is also required, which is about 50,000 yuan. "
Xiaohua burst out laughing when she heard this, "Yes, yes, it's reasonable, legal and well-founded!"
How about Hei Ye, I've calculated the price for you, and the boss will pay for it. Do you want to challenge the limit? "
The blind man looked at Zuer and even took out his checkbook, as if he would pay immediately as long as he nodded.
The black guy finally gave up, "That's not necessary, the big cat is so cute, a blind man wouldn't want to do it!
And the garden is too unchallenging. Later, I will take the little boss to the big cat’s hometown to play with its wild cousin! "
Zhang Qiling's emoticon: Although the Siberian tiger is very powerful, the little tiger seems to be very cute. Hey, what should I do if I want to masturbate?
Zuer saw Zhang Qiling's thoughts and asked the employee, "Are there any tiger cubs in our garden?"
""Yes, yes." The man nodded immediately, "But isn't it a little bad to fight the little tiger?
He's still sucking milk, and he's doing somersaults every time! "
The clerk's silly remarks also made Zuer laugh, "I was teasing you just now, I didn't mean to fight a tiger!
How can you beat a tiger cub that is so cute?
We just love baby animals and would love to hold them and play with them for a while if it's convenient. "
The man also knew that he was being stupid. He touched the back of his head and said with a smile, "That's easy, that's easy! There are two little tiger cubs that are just one month old. The tigress doesn't have enough milk, so she usually takes them out to feed them."
Zhang Qiling's eyes suddenly lit up when he heard this, and he stared straight at his sister-in-law. In his left eye, he wrote "I want to hug you" and in his right eye, he wrote "Hurry up!"
"You are too slow with your short legs!" The black blind man lifted Zu'er with one hand and put it on his shoulders, "Sit tight, don't worry if you fall."
After the black guy finished speaking, he started running in the direction of Liger Mountain. Zuer grabbed his hair to steady himself.
"If you throw me off, this hair will be used as compensation."
The black blind man immediately slowed down and said, "Little boss, please take it easy!"
Zhang Qiling snatched Zuer over and kicked the blind man. Zuer smiled and translated, "My eldest nephew said there are differences between men and women. If you mess with him again, he will chop off your hands."
The blind man rubbed his sore buttocks and complained, "Mute, you are going too far. We have known each other for decades, but you still don't understand the blind man's character?"
Zuer continued to translate, "My eldest nephew said he understands!"
Then Zuer was suddenly carried around by Zhang Qiling, and Brother Zhang put one hand around her waist and the other dragging her thigh, forming a holding position!
Zuer kicked her calves in protest, "Brother, what are you doing? I can't even see your words!"
Are you afraid that I will read about the dirty things that the blind man has done?
No way?
Is the content prohibited for 18-year-olds?
You’ve never seen his live erotica, right? "
The black blind man immediately exclaimed, "Little boss, don't ruin the blind man's reputation!
You are a mute too, don’t think too much, blind man, I am innocent!
If you encounter a ghost and hit the wall, you can even provide children with urine! "
At this time, everyone couldn't help but laugh. Only then did the black blind man realize that he had said something stupid.
Embarrassed, he covered his face and wailed, "It's over, Mr. Hei's wise life!"
Zhang Qiling's long legs were really powerful, and soon they arrived at Liger Mountain.
It was time for the tiger cubs to nurse. The accompanying staff told the breeder, and after a while, the two furry tiger cubs were taken out.
The man also handed them two milk bottles. Zhang Qiling hugged the little tiger with one hand and fed it with the other. She looked so happy, cute, and cute all over her face.
This time, Zuer didn't need to translate. Anyone could tell from the raised corners of his mouth that he was in a good mood.
After playing with the little tigers, there are also little goats, little sika deer, and little leopards.
Even a baby elephant weighing several dozen pounds is cute and pink.
Zuer couldn't help but sigh, "Sure enough, the cubs of any animal are cute!
By the way, nephew, have you seen the little rice dumplings in the tomb passage?
Are the little zombies cute too? "
