Chapter 5 Brother’s emojis

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Just after dinner that evening, Zhang Ruisong saw the patriarch and his daughter sitting in the yard chatting.

His daughter kept chattering, but the patriarch didn't seem to even say "hmm" for a long time, and he didn't know what the two of them were talking about.

Zhang Ruisong finally couldn't hold back his curiosity, he leaned over and said with a smile, "What are you two talking about?

hey-hey! My dear daughter, daddy wants to ask you something?

I see that the patriarch has not spoken. How did you two start talking? "

Zhang Xingzu took it for granted, "Who said you can't chat without talking? You have to understand his emojis!"

Zhang Ruisong scratched his head, "What are words and characters?"

Zhang Xingzu gave her father a look of disdain, "You just act based on your face!"

Now Zhang Ruisong was even more confused. Wasn't the head of his family facially paralyzed?

This has a fart expression!

Zhang Xingzu said proudly, "Old man, you are an amateur now, so you must observe carefully!

My eldest nephew is also the leader of your clan after all. You have to know how to figure out what your superiors want, you know? "

Zhang Ruisong humbly asked for advice, "Please give me guidance, my daughter!"

Zhang Xingzu pointed at Zhang Qiling’s face and said, “Watch it!

My eldest nephew looked straight ahead without moving his eyes. He was in a daze.

There are slight smile lines at the corners of the mouth, the eyes are looking down, and the eyelids are slightly drooped, which is a happy daze.

The lips are tense, the eyes are confused, this is a boring daze!

The lips are also tight, but the eyelids are opened three-fifths of the way upward. This is a depressed daze!

When you first came over, he raised the corner of his left eye 15 degrees. Was he asking you what happened?

Now, with the corners of the mouth turned down twenty degrees and the eyes half-squinted, it's saying, you two are so annoying! "

As soon as Zhang Xingzu finished speaking, Zhang Qiling had already stood up and returned to the house.

Zhang Ruisong raised his thumb in admiration, "Daughter, if your father refuses to obey, then I will obey you! If our Zhang family is prosperous now, you can at least become an elder."

Zhang Xingzu said righteously, "Am I such a superficial person? My ideal is to be the chef of a five-star hotel!"

Zhang Ruisong is stuck, although there is nothing wrong with her daughter's ideal.

But after learning the skill of fighting upside down and robbing tombs, he then became a chef. Why did he feel that something was wrong!

Although my daughter is quite talented in cooking.

But his daughter must be quite talented at chopping rice dumplings!

It’s really embarrassing. Do we need to learn how to make zongzi?

One rice dumpling and three meals?

Braised corpse cricket?

Steamed white hair stiffness?

You shouldn't be able to eat that kind of food, right?

Even if his daughter can make tofu taste like crab, the tomb chef is too ruinous.

His daughter clearly hasn't gone to school yet, so why does he feel the pain of volunteering for his child?

After more than two months of peaceful life, Zhang Ruisong's injuries have healed, and Zhang Qiling's body has fully recovered.

The three of them usually had nothing to do except practice martial arts and go hunting in the mountains. Later, the silly father simply proposed to take his daughter for some actual combat practice.

Zhang Xingzu was a little excited. Although he could practice his hunting skills on a daily basis, it was not a real battle after all.

Her fighting instincts had deteriorated in her previous life, and she urgently needed to get familiar with it by blowing two heads off.

In ancient times, the north was a barbaric land, but the south was generally a prosperous place.

So it’s very easy to find a few ancient tombs here in Hangzhou!

Although Zhang Xingzu's understanding ability is good, he has not yet learned how to find the dragon's acupoints, so this time Zhang Qiling is still responsible for finding and locating the tomb.

Although this guy's memory has not been restored, it seems that he has specially evolved a mausoleum radar.

On the hillside not far from their residence, there was a tomb from the Song Dynasty.

After using the stars in the sky to find a good location, the two 1.8-meter tall men leaned against the tree with their arms folded, waiting for Zhang Xingzu to dig.

The little girl is just over one meter tall, holding a mini shovel and wearing two braids. She looks completely out of place for the upcoming activity!

The kid Zhang Xingzu doesn’t have any objections!

Now that we have traveled to the world of stolen pens, will it be in vain if we have to fight?

Anyway, she, a member of the Zhang family, is destined to be in this field, so of course she needs to learn all-round and three-dimensionally. Burrowing is a basic skill, so it is naturally one of the training items.

It's just like cooking. If you want to make steamed buns, if you can only make fillings but not make dough, you will definitely not be able to make them.

You can avoid doing some troublesome things, but you absolutely cannot do them. These are two concepts.

Zhang Xingzu already has clear plans for her future, although she will follow her eldest nephew through the plot to earn points.

But sometimes it’s cool to be able to fight alone with a shovel when you’re free.

After all, apart from eating delicious food all over the world, her only two ideals are greed for money and lust!

The missions have gone smoothly these days, and 20 points of strength have been added one after another. Zhang Xingzu's current strength value is 45 points, which is equivalent to a strong adult male.

Although he is not as cool as the protagonist in some novels, he can kill 100,000 enemy troops with a mouthful of salt soda!

But for a 6-year-old girl, it is amazing that she can lift 100 kilograms of rice with flying speed.

There is also skill in digging holes for thieves, and it is not just reckless. Although her father is offline, his professional skills are still very good!

Thanks to the step-by-step guidance of the first brother, Zhang Xingzu’s first assignment was very standard. The hole he dug was as straight and smooth as a compass, which won unanimous praise from the two masters.

Ding, the first tunnel digging mission has been completed.

Reward: The primary skill of the Secret Technique of Seeking Dragon Points.

Zhang Xingzu smiled so brightly that he wiped his sweat and jumped into the cave first to clear the way!

She had a hunch that this tomb robbing trip would definitely make a lot of money.

The system rewards alone are enough for her to play for a while!

Long before the robbery hole was dug, the two masters evaluated the tomb.

Judging from the direction of the mountain, this should be a general's tomb.

The Song Dynasty valued literature over military affairs, and the power of generals was greatly restricted, and it should not be too large.

Although the little girl is young, she has solid basic skills and learns tomb knowledge very quickly. A tomb of this level should not be difficult for her, and it is initially judged that there will not be too much danger.

After all, it was Zhang Xingzu's first time fighting upside down. He was nervous and excited at the same time. He held a flashlight in one hand and a machete in the other, and he looked very carefully, tapping left and right.

Zhang Qiling was holding a machete and keeping an eye on the little girl, ready to rescue at any time.

Zhang Ruisong, the silly father, was more nervous than his daughter. Fortunately, the quality of the flashlight at this time was good, otherwise it would have been distorted by him.

Zhang Qiling's positioning was very accurate, and the main tomb passage was directly under the robbery cave.

The aesthetics of the Song Dynasty people has always been based on elegance and exquisiteness, and the tombs are not as grand as those in the Han and Tang Dynasties.

Perhaps because this tomb is a general's tomb, the tomb passage is slightly wider than expected.

There are also some painted murals on both sides of the tomb passage, but they are not narrative patterns. They are tigers, leopards and other fierce beasts, which serve as a decoration.

Zhang Xingzu walked carefully for about two to three hundred meters, but there was neither a crossbow arrow nor a zombie ghost, which made the little girl who was about to have a big fight a little discouraged.

Does she remember that in the world of stolen pens, you can encounter blood corpses in a fight?

There are also corpse crickets, bugs, centipedes, giant snakes and the like!

What?

Did you know that your aunt had Qilin blood and you hid her?

The book Stealing Pen has been popular for more than 100 years at that time. Apart from the painful love between the two protagonists, the most attractive thing is the monsters and monsters described in it.

Now she finally got a chance to get an internship, but the monsters all had a collective holiday and were having fun! Isn't this sincerely entertaining her?