"Brother Emperor, what are you writing about?" As soon as Lu Yuan came to Longquan Palace, he saw his brother sitting at the desk thinking, and he couldn't help but asked out of curiosity.
When Lu Qing heard this, he said without raising his head, "Children, go aside and don't disturb my train of thought."
She has been very annoyed these past two days. She wants to make paper, and she wants to have paper to use in the toilet. Although she is the emperor, she still uses toilet chips, which are bamboo chips cut from bamboo.
That thing, really, whoever uses it knows it. For people like Lu Qing who have used toilet paper in their previous lives, it is really a kind of torture. After going to the toilet once, Lu Qing decided that it was not necessary and would never go to the toilet.
She remembered that she had seen a paper-making video before. With her memory, she could remember it very clearly. Now she planned to write down the steps and materials, and planned to experiment. If she really made it, wouldn't she have it? Is the toilet paper used?
Thinking of just doing it, Lu Qing couldn't wait to ask someone to prepare pen, ink, paper and inkstone.
"Straw? Why are you using straw again? This straw is still a good thing! It has been used before." Lu Yuan's little mouth was chattering, and he sat next to Lu Qing, holding his cheek with one hand and staring at his royal brother. Look at the written words.
"No, it's indeed a good thing. If you want to stay here, be quiet, or I'll kick you out!" Lu Qing wrote with great energy, threatening the little fat man as he spoke.
When Lu Yuan heard this, he covered his mouth with both hands and rolled his big eyes.
"Straw, lime slurry grass, soaked and steamed, and sun-dried in Yulin for one year, bleached into grass, crushed and added with water to become straw slurry. By the way, green sandalwood branches are also steamed, then boiled in water to cool, then peeled and dried. Exposed to the sun and rain for a year, it is bleached into burnt skin, then inspected, trimmed, cut into pieces, ground and fed with mountain spring water.
Then, remove impurities from the bag material, then use wild kiwi vine branches to filter the juice into paper medicine, add pulp and paper medicine, divide a single tank and mix evenly, remove the paper, count, put the curtain, press, pour the paper, and then put it on the shelf, whip the paper Make the post, click the crutch, hold the paper, dry the paper, and then it's done. "After Lu Qing finished writing these steps, he suddenly fell silent.
The version of papermaking she was looking at takes time to do, a year, my God!
Therefore, this is the reason why paper has been more expensive throughout the ages. The production process is not uncomplicated and time-consuming.
So, after such a long time, will it be another year before she can use toilet paper?
Lu Qing wanted to cry but had no tears.
"Brother Imperial, what's wrong with you?" Lu Yuan asked vaguely with a piece of snack in his mouth.
"No, I'm just tired." After Lu Qing said that, when he saw the snack in Lu Yuan's mouth, he reached out and stuffed it into his mouth.
"Brother Huang, if you need my help, just ask, I will definitely help you." Seeing that Brother Huang still looked unhappy, Lu Yuan patted his chest and said hurriedly.
Hearing this, Lu Qing reached out and rubbed his round head, "It's okay, I just want to make toilet paper. You can't do it."
"Toilet paper?"
"Uh-huh, forget it, let's talk about this after the New Year. Come on, I'll take you out of the palace to play!"
When Lu Yuan heard this, he couldn't remember the question he wanted to ask just now. He was so happy that he wanted to fly. He hadn't left the palace for a long time.
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"Cousin, don't blame your sister. This was not caused by my sister... It's my fault. I shouldn't have liked my cousin. My cousin already has a fiancée. I still can't forget my cousin. I... I'm a bad woman. Wuwuwu~" The charming girl covered her sleeves and sobbed softly. From time to time, her watery eyes looked at the jade-like man in front of her eyes affectionately, as if she was reluctant to say goodbye. It made people just want to caress her slightly frowning eyebrows.
"What nonsense are you talking about? Can you speak? If you can't speak, shut your mouth! Otherwise I'll whip you to death!" Xiao Yuanyuan scolded angrily, her face turning bright red because of anger. It makes that bright and flamboyant little face even more vivid.
When the charming girl heard this, her tears fell unexpectedly, but she was too timid to speak. She could only look at her cousin aggrievedly and stubbornly. !
However, Song Yan, who was already in a panic because of his cousin's crying, became even more angry when he saw Xiao Yuanyuan's move. His face suddenly darkened and he said coldly, "Xiao Yuanyuan! How can you talk to Jiaojiao like this? You are so scared." It’s her turn! I don’t want to see you now, so get out!”
Lu Qing and Lu Yuan, who happened to be passing by, stopped involuntarily: "..."
Both of them heard the conversation between the three of them clearly.
"Hey! What a strong tea scent!"
Lu Yuan was puzzled: "Brother, there is no tea here. Where does the scent of tea come from? Brother, is your nose broken?"
"Little brat, what do you know? Go aside." Lu Qing stared ahead with bright eyes.
Look at her good luck. She has gossip to listen to as soon as she leaves home. It's a worthwhile trip! It’s a worthwhile trip!
"Song Yan, you actually told me to get lost? Do you know what you are talking about? Are you doing this to me because of this vixen? You were not Song Yan like this before, you have changed!" Xiao Yuanyuan looked at him hurt. Song Yan.
This was the man she grew up with as her childhood sweetheart, the man who said he would marry her when he grew up.
Xiao Yuanyuan never thought that one day he would ask her to get out for a woman.
"Yes, I'm telling you to get lost, don't you understand? You have no right to be mean to Jiao Jiao, and you don't have the right to act like a young lady in front of her. If not..."
The charming girl who was sobbing softly felt even more pitiful when she saw this. When she saw what Song Yan was about to say, she hurriedly stretched out her hand and grabbed the corner of Song Yan's clothes and said, "Cousin, don't say such angry words, my sister is very nice." Yes, you really didn’t bully me, it was me...I fell down on my own, don’t be angry with my sister because of me."
Seeing the girl like this, Song Yan felt completely soft-hearted. His originally cold eyes were now filled with tenderness and sweetness, "Jiaojiao, why are you so kind? What should I do to you? I feel bad for you like this!"
"Cousin..." When the girl heard this, her delicate little face turned red with embarrassment.
Lu Qing: What should I do? Are you going to vomit out the last night's meal?
"Brother, she talks so strangely that it makes you want to beat her up." Lu Yuan looked constipated.
"Pfft! Hahahahaha! You must be a straight man from now on hahahahahaha!"
"Bah bang bang!"
Several loud slaps sounded in the empty alley.
"You couple of bitches! If my aunt doesn't beat you to death today, I won't call you Xiao Yuanyuan! Ah! I'm so angry that I can't stand it anymore. Brother, I can't bear it anymore. I really can't stand this bitch man for a moment. I’ll beat him to death today and it’ll be over!”
"Xiao Yuanyuan, what are you doing!? You can't hit me, are you a woman?!!! Xiao Yuanyuan, you tigress, stop, stop! Believe it or not, I will divorce you!"
