The younger son also opened his mouth to echo, "Old witch...Old witch..."
"Also, my grandma scolded them for eating shit? She came here early in the morning and sprayed shit all over her mouth. She also said if she wanted money and if they didn't have enough shit to eat, our family could give them some..."
Ye Yaodong looked at him with a mouthful of rice in his mouth, talking and gesticulating excitedly, rice grains popping out from time to time, and it was hard to explain.
Lin Xiuqing had rice in her mouth and suddenly felt a little hard to swallow. She stretched her neck and managed to swallow it.
"Just eat, why are you talking so much? Children should not get involved in adults' affairs."
"Didn't Dad ask me if I'm afraid? I'm not afraid! I thought it was quite lively, but Dad's expression just now was very scary."
Bai was concerned. It turned out that he was not scared, but because he saw his dark face and was just afraid of him.
Ye Yaodong patted his head, "Shut up and eat."
He whispered there and then, "Obviously you asked me first..."
Ye Yaodong glanced at him sideways, and he immediately began to grab the food honestly.
As soon as the meal was finished, Ye Yaodong was about to go out, but Lin Xiuqing stopped him worriedly, "Don't go to Xu Laisan's house."
"knew."
Lin Xiuqing looked at his leaving back with a headache, wondering if he listened.
Ye Yaodong went to Xiaoxiao's house as soon as he came out of the house. Xiaoxiao had just finished eating and was teasing his daughter.
"Why are you here again?"
"Two women from Xu Laisan's family came to my house to cause trouble in the morning. They must have learned from Xu Laifu's mouth that we had arrested him."
"Ah? They went to your house to cause trouble," Xiaoxiao said in surprise, "I heard that the two elderly people in his family are very troublesome."
"Well, you said you were kicked out by my mother, so you didn't come to your house, right?"
"No, maybe we went to Fatty's place? To take a look? We stopped to eat."
The two walked slowly, chatting as they walked.
"I guess the beating yesterday was too mild. This family is so shameless."
"No, do you want to take some time to squat in the evening?"
Ye Yaodong put his hands in his pockets and said in agreement: "With this idea, it's still idle at night anyway."
As soon as they walked to the corner, they saw people surrounding the door of the fat man's house in the distance, and there were sounds of swearing. Before they could get closer, they saw a fat woman holding a knife coming out of the house. A woman and an old woman rushed out, their faces turned pale, and they supported each other and fled, fearing that they would die if they ran too slowly.
The two of them looked at each other and quickened their pace. When they got closer, they heard their neighbors saying that they deserved it and that the whole family was not thinking rightly...
The fat woman holding the knife was still glaring, "How dare you, old man, come to my place to cause trouble? I can't scare them to death."
The fat man was also cursing and cursing there, saying that he still had half his foot in the coffin and was still uneasy? You have to come out to scold me.
"Fat man."
Ye Yaodong and Xiaoxiao squeezed into the crowd.
"Why are you here?"
"I came here to take a look when I had nothing to do, and I happened to see a play."
The fat man cursed, "That old guy won't stop even now. Doesn't he think his life is too easy? Stay at home and take care of yourself. Aren't you happy?"
"Who knows?"
"Have you gone to your house?"
"I went to Dongzi's house this morning, not my house."
The fat man snorted coldly and laughed angrily, "Is this a rush hour? I went to Secretary Chen's house in the early morning, then to Dongzi's house, and now I came to my house again in the middle of the afternoon. Will I go to Xiaoxiao's house again later? ?」
Xiaoxiao was dumbfounded, "Isn't it? Are you really in a rush? Damn...this old lady can really mess with you."
Ye Yaodong was also amused, "Would you like to go home and take a look? Maybe they will rush to your house and cast a wide net. If someone can't resist it and doesn't share the same knowledge with him, they will make a profit." "
"That's not possible. My wife is not that stupid. Everything else is easy to say. But if you want money, just ask
It would cost her her life. "
The fat man's wife patted his chest with a knife, "I went back to the house to eat. I was only half-eaten when he came to the door and wanted to die."
The fat man was instantly panicked. He quickly stood up straight, straightened his chest, and retracted his belly. "Afang, put the knife away and don't pat it randomly. Can you pat my chest?" ? If your hand slips, the knife will be cut from my stomach."
She rolled her eyes, "That's just right. Cut off half of it to lose weight!"
"Come in and sit for a while," she said, holding the knife and walking back into the house, muttering a few more words, "The food is cold, I'm pissed off, and it's really unappetizing."
"Shall I go and heat it up?"
"No, there's only a few mouthfuls of rice left. Just finish it. It's easier. What's the heat for? There's no need to burn more firewood. Anyway, the two children have finished eating and left the table."
The fat man had no choice but to sit down and eat.
Ye Yaodong and Xiaoxiao were surprised. They rarely came to Fatty's house and never knew he was at home. So this is what he looked like? Where should my wife point me?
Laughing to death!
The fat man also noticed the wink between the two of them and glared at them, "What are you doing? Xiaoxiao, why don't you go home and take a look? Maybe I really rushed to your house in a rush."
"It's okay, it shouldn't be serious. You two are a bit old and you have to take a break and go home to catch your breath, right? Besides, my mother lives in the house next to ours, and my brothers and sisters also live nearby. I guess they are also scared by the thought of this. He is not the first person to come to my house."
"It's good that you don't have to worry. Aguang is not at home and has gone to sea. I don't know if he will come to their house."
"Are you really in a hurry? It shouldn't be the case. If you're not at home, it's useless to come to your door and scold you. It's for the blind."
"The devil of the whole family!" The fat man's wife couldn't help but grumbled.
Ye Yaodong gave her a thumbs up, "Brilliant, it's not like everyone in the family is a ghost!"
The fat man said in disgust: "You are really disgusting. Next time you encounter him, I will drag him into the grass and beat him up."
"Why wait for next time? It's better to choose a different day and go at night."
"Otherwise, you can ask your sister-in-law to carry a pig to their house to show off your knife skills!" Xiaoxiao suggested happily.
The fat man rolled his eyes, "Don't come up with bad ideas and don't boss my wife around."
"Look at it at night. You have to go out to the latrine. You dare not come out during the day, but you have to come out at night."
The fat lady couldn't help but remind her, "Just take it easy and don't make any mistakes."
"Don't worry, we are familiar with this business."
We sat and chatted at Fatty's house for a while, and when he was about to go back, Fatty's father-in-law happened to bring a bunch of leftover pig offal and bones over.
The fat lady graciously asked each of them to take some back, since it was the leftovers anyway.
Pig offal has a strong smell. It is still hot during the day and only cools down in the morning and evening. The pigs killed in the early morning will not be fresh tomorrow. Anyway, their family eats them all.
Ye Yaodong and Xiaoxiao were not polite. He directly took a pork belly and liver, and Xiaoxiao took a large intestine and pig heart, tied them with straw, and the two of them carried them out happily.
"Do you think we should come to Fatty's place more often to visit?"
"I think so!"
"They have grown too fat, which is not good for their health. It's time for them to lose weight. As brothers, we have to come to help them share this trouble from time to time."
Ye Yaodong smiled and scolded: "Shameless, I still have to look at you!"
"A healthy person can live a long life. I'm thinking about him, hahaha~"
"Why didn't you say it in the house just now?"
"I'm going to tell you next time I come to your door!"
