"ah!"
Liu Sang's screams stopped abruptly.
Apparently he was suddenly startled by something.
Zhang Haiyan raised her eyebrows.
"Did you put shit in his clothes?"
black glasses:……
Don't I feel disgusted? I'm not you. I've never soaked in a septic tank, so I won't miss this kind of thing all the time.
"As his temporary guardian, I just gave him a small reward, something convenient."
Liu Sang on the other side looked at the woman's finger with the ring on the ground and gritted his teeth.
I really appreciate your little reward.
But I have to say that Liu Sang really likes this reward.
After all, that woman tortured him a lot, but it was absolutely impossible to offset the hatred in his heart with one finger.
After changing his clothes, Liu Sang thought for a moment, wrapped the finger in paper and put it into his pocket, only to find something else in his pocket. When he touched it, he found it was a brand new noise-canceling headset.
Liu Sang trembled slightly deep in his heart.
After putting on the headphones, I felt the world around me suddenly become quiet, and felt a little sour inside.
He took a deep breath, took the finger out of his pocket again, and strode towards the old-fashioned toilet outside.
After Liu Sang came back, Zhang Haiyan glanced at Liu Sang with a strange expression and asked, "Are you full?"
Liu Sang:...
Don't ask this question after I just came back from the toilet, okay?
"Why don't you care about me?"
"Okay, I was wrong, so do you go to the toilet to find food when you are hungry?"
Black Glasses closed his eyes and took two deep breaths.
If she had to endure it for two more days, she would be dead by the time she returned.
Then he opened his eyes again and looked at Zhang Haiyan with a playful smile on his lips.
The black glasses twisted Zhang Haiyan's hands behind her back, then buried her head in her neck, and her teeth closed lightly, leaving a faint tooth mark.
The eyes hidden behind the sunglasses are full of unsatisfied desires.
"You're right, I really love eating shit now. I never get tired of eating it."
Zhang Haiyan:…………
It was my first time to play something disgusting, and I was disgusted.
Liu Sang:......6.
If my guess is correct, his move should be called death together. In a word, it disgusted everyone present.
After leaving the train station, Zhang Haiyan lost all her dignity when she saw Wu Xie, who had vowed to drive a luxury car to pick them up, driving a shabby van with the words "Collecting Antiques" on it.
And for Liu Sang, who had listened to Zhang Haiyan bragging along the way that she had taken on a rich second-generation apprentice...
This car can hold more than a dozen people when squeezed tightly, but it can only hold four of them, which is indeed quite generous.
"Is this the luxury car you're talking about?"
Zhang Haiyan pointed to the broken van behind Wu Xie.
Wu Xie smiled awkwardly.
"This car is not bad. I only bought it two years ago and it is quite easy to drive. It's a good car...hey...ok...don't pull my ears. Master, I was wrong. I originally wanted to borrow my third uncle's car to pick you up. As a result, the car crashed yesterday, and it’s really not my fault.”
Seeing Wu Xie being scolded by Zhang Haiyan, Liu Sang tilted his head and looked at the black glasses beside him. Seeing that he didn't have much reaction, he secretly pursed his lips.
"Go to this address."
After Zhang Haiyan got in the car, she showed Wu Xie an address on her phone.
“This is the suburbs, where are you going and what are you doing?”
"I bought a mansion..."
The car drove for more than three hours before arriving at the address given by Zhang Haiyan.
From a distance, I saw a lonely three-story building standing in the middle of an open space.
When they all got out of the car and Wu Xie closed the van door forcefully,
The house number posted on the wall of the small courtyard was shaken off.
Wu Xie twitched his lips, looked at the dilapidated three-story building and asked, "Master, is this... your... mansion?"
Zhang Haiyan also gasped...
She saw this house sale information on the Internet. Although it looked a little shabby, she didn't expect it to be so shabby...
All I have to do is write a word on this wall.
"How many of you are here to see the house?"
The man in a suit squatting on the roadside smoking a cigarette saw their car parked in front of the small building. He immediately put out his cigarette and walked over with a smile on his face.
After taking a look at them, he immediately extended his hand towards Zhang Haiyan.
"Hello, Ms. Zhang, I am Xiao Li, the agent who contacted you on the phone."
The black glasses stretched out his hand the moment the man stretched out his hand, and then put his arm around the man's shoulders: "Xiao Li, right? Come, show us the inside of this mansion."
Zhang Haiyan:......
Can you please stop mentioning the word "Hao"...
At the moment when Black Glasses pushed open the wooden fence door.
As if it had finally completed its mission, this fence gate collapsed...
Everyone:………
"Master...otherwise, you should consider moving to Wu Sanju. I think the kennel in the backyard looks more like a mansion than this one..."
"..."
Although the door is not very strong, the yard is quite large, almost more than 100 square meters.
The yard is overgrown with weeds, and there are two locust trees planted on the left.
Judging from the thickness of the tree, it must be more than 20 years old. It was probably planted when this small building was built.
After overcoming difficulties and obstacles, we arrived at the door of the three-story building. Agent Li took out the key and opened the door with tears in his eyes.
Not to mention, although it looks shabby from the outside,
But inside...
More broken...
Within two steps of walking in, everyone was choked by the thick dust and coughed.
Wu Xie covered his mouth and nose with his sleeves and asked, "Don't your agency clean up before bringing customers over?"
Agent Li was also choked and disgraced, and smiled awkwardly at them.
"Pay attention to an original ecology, huh...original ecology...heh...hehe..."
The small building has three floors, with the living room, kitchen utility room and guest room on the first floor, and six rooms on the second and third floors.
Apart from anything else, Zhang Haiyan immediately fell in love with the dusty piano placed in the living room.
He pointed at the piano and asked, "Does this count?"
Agent Li nodded.
"As long as you buy this place, even the grass in the yard is yours."
Zhang Haiyan nodded, but her expression was still not very satisfied.
I walked around the building again and pointed out at least 800 problems.
Especially in terms of price, she forced Agent Li to give her some concessions.
"If it doesn't work, forget it. In fact, I'm not very fond of this place."
"To tell you the truth, the landlord here is a distant relative of mine. He built this house twenty-five years ago. Not long after it was completed, he went abroad and rented the house to someone else. He paid two Ten years ago. He was packing things at home a while ago, and when he saw the receipt, he realized that he still had a house, so he asked me to sell it to him. If you find out the truth, how about I give you a... lawnmower? "