Wu Xie turned his head sharply and looked at Chen Pi Asi, doubtful words coming to his lips.
The next moment he heard Zhang Haiyan's voice, with a hint of smile ringing in his mind.
[Inside~ Of course it’s my big floral cotton pants~]
Wu Xie's waist was almost twisted.
He turned his head and glared at Zhang Haiyan while grinding his teeth.
[What are you looking at? Even oranges have petals, but you don’t have them. How dare you look at me? 】
Wu Xie: "..."
Come on, come on, tell me who has company? do you have? You look at the man next to you and say, do you have it?
Believe it or not, I will move the Civil Affairs Bureau here for you two right now?
Black Glasses: Thank you, we both have no chance of seeing you. Please don’t read too deeply into the literal meaning.
After Zhang Haiyan's actions, Wu Xie's interest in murals suddenly dropped by more than half.
Sitting on my sleeping bag, I started thinking about life.
After thinking for a long time, I came up with one sentence.
She actually took laxatives! She really does what she says.
Wu Xie held his stomach and looked at the fat man who was also holding his stomach, and cursed at the same time.
"You lack great virtue, you."
Then he ran towards the crack like crazy.
The same goes for everyone else.
The moment Chen Pi felt a stomachache, he looked at Zhang Haiyan and fired the iron marble in his hand instantly.
Zhang Qiling raised his knife and dropped it. The iron bullet was split into two halves and fell to the ground.
"Hey, why is Fourth Master so angry? You should save some strength." The black glasses also protected Zhang Haiyan behind him at that moment.
Chen Pi's Si failed to hit her with the first blow, and seeing someone protecting her, she didn't have the energy to hit her the second time, so she went to the toilet honestly.
He was cursing a lot when he left. Although I didn't understand what he was cursing, he must have been quite dirty.
Not only did they go, but even Shunzi, who had been lying down, got up from the ground after his stomach made a loud gurgling sound.
He pointed at Zhang Haiyan and wanted to curse, but turned around and ran away.
Jie Yuchen looked at Shunzi who had woken up and said in surprise: "He is actually pretending?"
"A retired soldier who lives at the foot of a snow-capped mountain gets dizzy all the time. He is not as good as a southerner like Wu Xie. You actually think he is okay?"
Zhang Haiyan looked surprised, then shook her head with confusion on her face.
"I'm glad I'm a psycho."
Black Glasses put his arms around Zhang Haiyan's shoulders and whispered: "I'll just say that he is not as smart as the two of us."
It had been a tiring day, and after all this effort, a group of people almost collapsed on the ground, unable to even get up.
Wu Xie and Fatty helped each other and came back, then looked at Zhang Qiling and asked, "Brother, didn't you say it's okay?"
Wu Xie, who had just finished asking, suddenly tilted his head, looked at the pile of rubble behind Zhang Qiling, and quickly took two steps forward, only to see that Zhang Qiling didn't eat the bowl of broth at all, and it was all poured behind him. s position.
Wu Xie looked at Zhang Qiling in shock and shouted: "Brother!"
Zhang Qiling's lips curled up slightly: "It's useless."
Wu Xie and Fatty never thought that his so-called shaking of the head was not that it was okay, but that it would be useless if he vomited.
And he didn't eat it himself, so he didn't even remind them.
"Haven't you heard? People get worse as they get older."
Zhang Haiyan's smiling face hurt Wu Xiehe's heart.
Wu Xie: You are the worst one and do not accept any rebuttal.
Shunzi and Panzi helped each other back. When they came back, Jiuzhi Lao Chenpi and his three men had been knocked unconscious by Zhang Haiyan.
Shunzi's face turned pale.
There is a storm outside now, and running out at this time is tantamount to courting death.
After grinding his teeth, he looked at Zhang Haiyan and asked, "Who are you?"
Zhang Haiyan suddenly covered her mouth and choked with sobs: "I am, Xu Junda~"
Everyone: "..."
Zhang Haiyan wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes and said, "Okay, I answered your question. Now it's your turn to answer my question. When you wiped your butt just now, did you use your left hand or your right hand?"
Use paper, you bastard!
Shunzi rolled his eyes and then looked at Wu Xie and suddenly said: "Boss Wu, someone asked me to leave a message for you."
"who?"
Shunzi's expression was not very good, and he glanced at Chen Pi and others again, seeming to be hesitating about something.
"Don't worry, I'm sleeping with my husband even better than in porn movies. You two can play with peace of mind~" Zhang Haiyan smiled, waiting to see what else Shunzi in front of her could come up with.
"The man said his surname was Wu."
"Could it be my third uncle?" When the surname Wu was mentioned, Wu Xie immediately thought of his third uncle, and then looked at Xie Yuchen. Seeing that Yuchen nodded towards him, indicating for him to continue asking, he turned to look at Shunzi and asked road.
"What did he ask you to say to me?"
Shunzi motioned for him to follow her to the side, and then glanced at Zhang Haiyan, who clearly didn't believe her.
Zhang Haiyan immediately took out two vials from his pocket and handed them into Wu Xie's hands.
"A bottle of sleeping pills and a bottle of laxatives. Mix them together and feed them to him. I guarantee he is telling the truth."
Wu Xie:…………
She plays so pervertedly.
"He just told me to tell a man named Wu Xie that someone wanted to stop him from entering, and he also asked you to find him quickly."
"That's it? Gone?" Wu Xie asked.
"Yes, no more."
Shunzi thought that if he said this, Wu Xie would believe him, but Wu Xie not only didn't believe him, but also said something.
"Master, can we feed them together? Do we need to wait half an hour?"
Shunzi:! ! ! !
"Ten minutes apart, give sleeping pills first and then laxatives. The effect will be better."
"good!"
"Little Third Master, Third Master must have a reason for doing this. Please calm down first."
"I'm so calm, Panzi, please get out of the way."
"Okay, to be honest, I'm not a professional guide,"
As soon as he said these words, Wu Xie wanted to put the medicine in his hand into his mouth.
If you dare to take us into the mountains if you are not a professional guide, do you think our lives are not our lives?
"Calm down first. In fact, the main reason why I follow you is because my father disappeared ten years ago. At that time, he led a group of people into the mountains. It was also at this time, and the route you were going to take was the same. Almost, but in the end, the whole team disappeared into the mountains. Three days before you came, a man came to me and asked me to take him into the mountains. At that time, I thought he was strange, but I still decided to take him into the mountains. However, On the night of the first day, he told me to go back and wait for a man named Wu Xie in the village, and then take him into the mountains. He also said that as long as I follow you, I will definitely find my father."
After finishing speaking, Shunzi smiled at himself: "Actually, I think my father might have just been caught in an avalanche and maybe buried in a place I often pass by. But after so many years, I have never given up looking for him, as long as I haven't been there for a day. When I see his body, I always feel like I can see him again.”
What he said made Wu Xie sigh. Wasn't it the same when he was on the way to find his third uncle?
Even if the hope is slim, I still never give up.
"Do you believe it now? I really didn't lie to you. I don't know how this lady saw that there was something wrong with me. In fact, she didn't need to go to such great lengths to drug us. Besides, I was obsessed with it before. I heard her words when I was confused, she seems to be very familiar with this place, don’t you think it’s strange?”
Shunzi changed his tone and pointed the finger at Zhang Haiyan again.
Zhang Haiyan shrugged and said with an indifferent expression: "So, am I also a part of your play? Just like the sleeping husband in the porn movie, the blind best friend in the kitchen, the deaf colleague in the tea room, the indifference on the tram Passengers, extra wives in gay movies, husbands who take leaders home, parents who ask teachers to come to their homes for tutoring?”
Wu Xie: That’s enough. Stop talking. I know you’ve seen a lot.
