Zhang Haiyan nodded with satisfaction as she watched Chen Pi Ah Si put on the large green cotton pants she gave him.
[Don’t tell me, this old Christmas tree is pretty cute. I want to make an old man happy~]
"Is she blind or has something wrong with her brain?" Black glasses squeezed out these words from between his teeth.
Xie Yuchen, who was on the side, patted the large floral cotton pants he was wearing as if comforting.
"Don't say that, she may just have a simple aesthetic deformity. If you think about it, at least she has started to want to fuck the old man. Come on."
No, I want to laugh too much. Lust the old man, what on earth was she thinking.
Zhang Haiyan looked at the large cotton pants left in her hand, then rushed to Zhang Qiling and grabbed his half-unzipped zipper. The moment she started to pull it up, Zhang Qiling had already raised his chin.
And there was still a faint mark faintly visible on his chin.
"Wear your clothes well, don't take it lightly just because you are young, be careful that Gong Han will not give birth to children."
Zhang Qi Ling:"………"
If the palace is not cold, I will not be born well either.
After crossing the snow line, we began to see snow. It was sparse at first, but then it began to turn into large tracts of white. By noon, the surroundings had become a completely white world.
The snow on the ground was so thick that it was almost impossible to walk, so I had to rely on Shunzi to clear the way ahead.
Suddenly the wind picked up. Shunzi looked at it and said that we should just stop here today. It would be dangerous to go up any further.
After all, Chen Pi Ah Si was too old, so he waved his hand to stop and rest for a while.
A group of people looked around at the scenery. Chen Pi pointed at a large depression and said that the direction was correct, but they had to continue going up.
As soon as Shunzi heard this, he said that he could no longer ride a horse on the way up and had to ride a snow sledge instead.
At first, everyone was very surprised. Zhang Haiyan clamored for Wu Xie to pull him. After all, Wu was a puppy, and there was no difference between a dog and a horse.
Wu Xie sat on the sledge and ignored Zhang Haiyan. After all, he had begun to regret not buying those large floral cotton trousers. It was so cold that he could hardly feel his lower body.
He didn't know if J could be hardened, but he was about to be.
[Handsome guys who are not afraid of the cold can come into my arms. It is minus 37 degrees in my arms. Wu Xie, if you are afraid of the cold, you can go play with the big pendulum, that 360 degree. 】
"360 degrees is still not enough. Let's go to the crematorium, which is more than a thousand degrees."
Black glasses pushed up his sunglasses, hiding his merit and fame.
Let you show off and burn you to death.
We ran until the sky was getting gray, the horse's speed began to slow down, and the wind became stronger and stronger. When we saw the time, it was only two o'clock in the afternoon.
I don't know whether it started to snow again or was blown down by the wind. The group could only put on goggles to barely see clearly.
[The wind seems to be able to talk today. It says: I will twist off all your heads! 】
Five people:"………"
She described it quite appropriately.
Looking at the snowflakes all over the sky, Zhang Haiyan suddenly remembered a song.
[What I’m looking forward to is snow, not someone’s winter, what I’m looking forward to is the moon, not meeting someone, I’m looking forward to a sky full of money, without you always putting your hand on my left shoulder, what I’m looking forward to is the God of Wealth~]
As soon as the song was finished, Shunzi's horse stopped. The brothers began to wonder if the horse had heard Zhang Haiyan singing and wanted to kick her to death.
It was already cold enough, but it made her feel like she was in the underworld after singing.
Wu Xie, on the other hand, turned his eyes to Zhang Qiling, whose face was paler than the snow-capped mountains. I am very suspicious that her out-of-tune singing may be genetic, and whether her younger brother may also be out-of-tune...
But when I thought about the cold-faced young man and Zhang Haiyan singing a soulful duet with a microphone, seven tunes, the two of them together ran up to sixteen songs. He couldn't help but cover his face and trembled non-stop on the snow sledge. Finally, when the sledge overturned, Wu Xie was stuck headfirst into a snowdrift.
Zhang Haiyan sings: 100% funny
Zhang Haiyan and Zhang Qiling sing out of tune together: 1000% funny
Imagining the two of them singing and then inserting himself into the snow, Wu Xie is 10000% funny.
Zhang Haiyan: "What's wrong with him? Is his brain frozen?"
Black Glasses: "I think I'm not tough enough."
I always felt like he was thinking of something terrible.
Several people got off the sledge and walked to Shunzi and asked him what was wrong.
"The wind is too strong. There seems to have been an avalanche here. I don't know the road. And you see, the snow here is so thick that it will reach the horse's belly as soon as I step on it. The horse will definitely not want to go."
"What should we do now? Do you want to go back?" Pan Zi looked at the sky, then looked at Chen Pi and asked.
Shunzi also looked at the sky, then looked at them and said: "When the wind starts blowing, it will take at least two days to stop. It's probably too late to go back now. Let's go to the abandoned sentry in front to take shelter first, but This sledge cannot sit on it either. We have to walk there."
The fat man pushed his hat down again.
He took a tentative step out, and with that one step, he plunged directly into the snow, with only his upper body exposed.
"This motherfucker has suffered a lot."
After changing into snowshoes, the group pulled their own sledges. The fat man asked Zhang Haiyan to stop getting off. She didn't weigh much anyway, so he might as well pull her away.
So the oldest person in the team enjoyed the same treatment as the oldest person in actual age.
Shunzi said that the sentry post was only an hour away from here, but as a result, they arrived at six o'clock in the evening, and there was not a single sentry post, let alone a sentry post.
Only then did Shunzi react and said that the sentry post was probably buried underneath.
He also said that there is a hot spring nearby, which is relatively high in altitude and should not be buried.
He also said that if he couldn't find it, he would be deducted from his salary.
Wu Xie thought to himself that if he really couldn't find a place, deducting wages would be of no use. Would he save it for the next life? Then he heard Zhang Haiyan's voice.
[It would be pointless to deduct wages. Damn it, it's not that I don't have any qualities, it's the wind that blew away the little quality I had left. 】
It was getting darker and darker, and the visibility was too low. No one could be seen at all. No matter how loud they shouted, they were swallowed up by the howling wind. Shunzi asked them to pull up the rope and relied on this rope to pull everyone up. Together.
Zhang Haiyan also got off the snow sledge, and Xie Yuchen walked at the end of the team.
In front of them were Black Glasses and Pan Zi, and then Chen Pi Asi's people. The snow was deep, but fortunately they were behind and could follow the traces of the people in front.
The only hope at this moment is the hot spring in Shunzi's mouth.
However, as time goes by, everyone's mood has almost hit rock bottom, and the chance of survival seems to be getting slimmer and slimmer.
Of course, this had to exclude Zhang Haiyan, who knew they would definitely find the hot spring, but didn't know how long it would take to find it.
[I really want to have a map of heights in my mind. Just thinking about it, a route will appear, reminding me that there is a traffic jam on the road leading to the God of Wealth's house. 】
Xie Yuchen: Gao...thank you you can think of it.