In order to replenish their blood, Zhang Haiyan cooked for them on time every day.
The whole liver feast and the handful of coriander on the first day were just to make them remember.
[I dare to pick up the blood of my heart, but I only have two kidneys, so you two can just divide it and make up for your brains. 】
The rest of the days were filled with meat and vegetables, but the glass of carrot juice every night was unbeatable.
They were so drunk that they wanted to run away when they saw Zhang Haiyan entering the kitchen at night.
Today, as soon as Zhang Haiyan came out of the kitchen, she saw Zhang Qiling who was about to climb over the wall, and the black glasses who were about to climb over the wall. She slightly hooked her lips, held the broom at the door of the kitchen that was used to sweep the yard, and aimed at Zhang Qiling. The butt was thrown over.
Jie Yuchen and his wife, who happened to bring Wu Xie here, happened to be standing at the door and witnessed how the black glasses were pulled by Zhang Qiling and then successfully stabbed in the back by the broom, and then fell from the wall to the outside.
Wu Xie, who had just raised his hand and bought it as a condolence gift, silently put his hand down again.
Black Glasses: This time I suffered the loss of being dumb.
"Why are you two here?"
Zhang Haiyan didn't even look at the two people who climbed over the wall, but looked happily at what Wu Xie was carrying.
"I want to come and become your teacher..."
"Bang."
Wu Xie trembled and retracted his hand that was almost caught. The next second he saw Zhang Haiyan reopening the door and throwing out the box of biscuits he bought, leaving only the five kilograms of sugar oranges.
By the way, she said to him: "Get out of here."
Five pounds of oranges replaced Wu Xie with the words "Go away": "..."
Don’t you need to move those things down in the car?
He rubbed his waist with black glasses, followed by Zhang Qiling who was carrying a broom. He looked at the shrunken Wu Xie at the door and said with a smile: "You replace the box of biscuits with pork liver, and she will open the door for you immediately."
Then Wu Xie saw Zhang Qiling smacking the black-glasses butt again with the broom in his hand as if unintentionally, and then walked to the door calmly.
I dare not really run if I run.
It was just a symbolic struggle, just in case she relented.
As soon as I opened the door, I saw Zhang Haiyan just walking out of the kitchen carrying four glasses of carrot juice on a tray.
Zhang Qiling: She has no heart.
[One drink per person, whoever gets fucked. 】
Four people:…………
Is it so fun to play?
Black Glasses: ...otherwise, I won’t drink today. I think I can prove that I have a big heart.
There was no hesitation at all. After picking up the cup and drinking it down in one gulp, the expression on his face was indifferent, but the veins in the hand holding the broom were bulging.
Wu Xie thought to himself: If I sacrifice my appearance, can she accept me as her apprentice? You can still avoid this cup of scary-looking stuff.
Zhang Qiling, who has recovered her facial paralysis persona: She has no heart. She didn’t put any sugar today, not even oranges or apples.
Looking at the last glass of carrot juice in her hand, Zhang Haiyan's eyes lit up.
"I bought a pig this morning..."
Before Zhang Haiyan finished speaking, Black Glasses had already placed the empty cup on her tray.
"Pork ribs... you two just happened to be here. It's not the right time."
Black Glasses: Fooled.
"Any more?"
Listening to Xie Yuchen's slightly pleasant voice, the other three people said: lick the dog, absolutely lick the dog!
Xie Yuchen tilted his head and glanced at them: "Don't you like carrots? They are very nutritious."
[Maybe they like cucumbers, the kind with thorny top flowers. 】
Zhang Haiyan still left the pork ribs for them.
Xie Yuchen took them to the hotel. On the way, Zhang Haiyan, who was sitting comfortably in the passenger seat, looked at the three people crowded together in the back and sneered.
[Don’t think that after this meal, there will be another meal, and we will continue the pork liver feast tomorrow. 】
"Sister Yan, I want to..."
"No you don't."
Before the food was served on the dinner table, Wu Xie once again raised his beautiful and extravagant wish.
But Zhang Haiyan didn't give him a chance at all and refused very simply.
"Why?"
Zhang Haiyan glanced at the black glasses.
[Maybe it’s because you don’t have eight-pack abs. 】
Wu Xie: ...can you not use the word "bar"?
"You can't learn anything good from me." Zhang Haiyan said this truth seriously.
"I just didn't want to learn enough, so I came to you." Wu Xie thought that as long as he was honest enough, he would be able to impress Zhang Haiyan one day.
Then he was slapped by Zhang Haiyan.
"What you said is very good, but I don't like to hear it. Take it back."
"Sister Yan, I think you are very good. Everything you say makes sense and is practical. So I want to become my teacher and learn from you how to torture... no, to conquer others."
"I heard that there is a shop selling candied haws on Baizhifang West Street that seems pretty good." Zhang Haiyan bit her chopsticks and looked at the dishes on the table with a hesitant look on her face.
"I'll buy it for you right now." When Wu Xie heard Zhang Haiyan's words, he thought Zhang Haiyan was testing himself.
As a result, he heard Zhang Haiyan's voice as soon as he stepped out of the box door.
[It’s a pity that I don’t like to eat. 】
Wu Xie stepped back again, walked in front of Zhang Haiyan in a few steps, and turned the shoulders of Zhang Haiyan, who was staring at the newly served dishes with a look of regret on his face, in front of him.
"Why don't you accept me? Just because I don't have eight-pack abs?"
"That's not true, it's just that I have sworn that I will only charge a tuition fee of 88,800 yuan from a closed disciple in my life, and I will not bargain..."
"It's over, take a look."
Wu Xie took out his mobile phone, fiddled with it for a while, and then signaled to Zhang Haiyan that the transfer was completed.
But Black Glasses just smiled faintly: "Since you are so determined, I think she can also teach you how to close the windows and turn off the lights."
Wu Xie smiled slightly and took out his cell phone and dialed a number.
"Hey, police station? Someone is suspected of fraud..."
Zhang Haiyan: "..."
I just said you can’t learn anything from me, okay. This will help you learn and apply it.
Seeing Zhang Haiyan nodding helplessly, Wu Xie shook his phone and looked at a certain mobile number dialed on the screen.
Zhang Haiyan sniffed.
I really want to send him to Myanmar, but I'm afraid he'll try to trick me later.
It was quite enjoyable to have a meal.
In addition to enjoying the aroma of the food, one person drank up a bottle of 30-year-old Moutai Zhang Haiyan brought by Xie Yuchen.
[This money smells like alcohol. 】
Near the end, Wu Xie and Xie Yuchen said that they were going to Changbai Mountain in three days.
"Master, why don't you come with us? I'm afraid that my third uncle will lie to me. Then you can help me identify what he said. By the way, let's see who is here."
Wu Xie's master's name was extremely cordial.
It's just that bad-tempered look that is so easy for others to see.
Zhang Haiyan didn't refuse, she just said that she could go, but...
"You have to pay more."
As for the problem of identifying whether the person coming is Jie Lianlian or Wu Sanxing.
"That's another price, but the accuracy is 50 percent."
Wu Xie: Then should I use you for identification?
"You can tell me anything you need then. As long as the money is in place, I can help with any kind of trouble."
