"You don't have to be too normal to be a human being. Put aside your personal qualities, enjoy an immoral life, refuse to be mentally exhausted, and go crazy when something happens. Be lenient to yourself and strict to others. As long as I have no morals, no one can kidnap me.
Take a step back to treat breast hyperplasia, tolerate ovarian cysts for a while, swear that the world is brighter, and take a beating to prolong your life.
What is the purpose of going crazy? It is to detoxify. You must not hold it in. Those who seem to be emotionally stable are mostly mentally exhausted and secretly taking Chinese medicine to recuperate. I'm different. I don't have money to buy Chinese medicine.
How do you prevent your enemies from guessing what your next move will be? The purpose is to make him feel that no matter what you do, he thinks you can do it. Even if you tell him that you are going to eat shit tonight, he will immediately sell rat poison and put it in all the toilets within a few kilometers. Poison, at this moment, he can’t guess what you are doing. "
Zhang Haiyan was happy to complain, but everyone else's expressions looked like they were missing a bottle of cork.
"Um...the clothes are dry. Don't catch a cold, please put on your clothes." The fat man smiled reluctantly, he was so embarrassed that he didn't know what to do.
Why don't you stop scolding me? I'm so embarrassed, otherwise I would be begging her to scold me now.
Her bowl of water was not level. I won't be excluded, right?
Xie Yuchen suddenly laughed.
The fat man looked at him with wide eyes and a horrified look on his face.
No, another one went crazy so quickly?
"You're right. When I get back, I'll kill all the guys who offended me. But when it comes to shaking eggs, Sister Yan, why don't you do it. How about I pay to hire you?"
Zhang Haiyan quickly raised her hand and made a separate gesture.
"Talking about money hurts feelings. Based on our current relationship, do you want to give money by the person or by the pound?"
The corners of Zhang Qiling's mouth twitched uncontrollably twice, and he covered his head with one hand and began to rub his temples crazily.
Black Glasses was stunned for a moment after being scolded. When he heard what happened next, he held Zhang Qiling's shoulders and couldn't stop laughing.
Wu Xie seemed to be awakened, and even began to think about threatening his third uncle with hanging. What was the probability of success? Hanging him in front of his third uncle's house probably wouldn't work. There were few people in that location, but he could Go to the door of his third uncle's shop and try it.
The fat man was lost in thought.
They... must have all been led astray.
Also, how much does a box of gold bricks cost?
Ah, that’s not right, why was I led astray?
After Zhang Haiyan finished speaking, she covered her mouth and raised her head at a 45-degree angle to look at the top of her head.
From now on, I, Zhang Haiyan, will let everyone see the power of neurosis.
A crazy evil emperor is nothing, she plans to teach a group of lunatics to persecute the world.
First, let’s start with a few of them.
Collapse, plot, she is tired.
"Old...Sister Yan, are we still going in now?" The fat man wanted to call me brother, but he heard that Mr. Hua had just started to call him Sister Yan.
He simply changed his words. After all, he felt that what she said made sense.
Put a box of gold bricks, damn, Fatty, my heart is moved.
"Come in, why don't you come in? From now on, if I pass by a mouse, I have to pluck out two of its hairs. So, where to go?"
Zhang Haiyan didn't remember this plot, but she remembered that there was Tiao Zhujiu Yin in the back, and that Lao Itch persecuted Wu Xie and asked him to help him materialize something.
Now that Lao Itch has been killed by the black glasses, even if the materialization is true, he probably won't appear in front of them openly.
So the remaining question is that candle with nine yin.
She forgot about the rest.
With the attitude that since he has decided to go crazy, no one should think well of it, Zhang Haiyan looked at Zhang Qiling over there who was still rubbing his temples.
"Brother Da Zhang, where are you going?"
Zhang Qiling really didn't want to pay attention to her, but he remembered that Wu Xie just ignored her after talking for a long time, which caused Zhang Haiyan to go crazy and curse, and pointed to the waterfall while holding back his headache.
"Waterfall? Give me the Huaguoshan trick, right?"
After Zhang Haiyan finished speaking, she picked up her clothes and squeezed them around her waist. She looked at the five people who still had no reaction and hooked their hands.
"Brothers, let's go. Sister Yan will take you to Shuiliandong to steal peaches."
"There is a turbulent area under the water, so dive close to the bottom of the pool." As soon as the water came to the water, Zhang Qiling started his old scholar-guiding mode and swam at the front to guide them.
After Zhang Haiyan swam for a while, she saw a coffin tied to the end of the iron chain at the bottom of the pool.
I feel so itchy that I want to open a coffin and have soup and rice.
The black glasses saw through her thoughts at a glance and shook his head at her. Then he pointed at Wu Xie, indicating that they wouldn't be able to survive in the water for too long.
Zhang Haiyan had no choice but to give up this idea and followed Zhang Qiling.
As a result, Wu Xie was swept in the direction of the coffin by the turbulent current in the next second.
He held on tightly to the edge of the coffin lid to steady himself.
Zhang Haiyan gave a thumbs up in Wu Xie's direction.
[Good job, the soup rice is now available. 】
Wu Xie held the coffin lid with one hand and made a rescue gesture towards them with the other hand.
The fat man was closest to his position and wanted to swim over and pull Wu Xie out.
As a result, he was also pushed by the turbulence. He rolled around in the water twice, and finally hugged Wu Xie's thigh.
Zhang Haiyan really didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
Black glasses stopped Xie Yuchen and Zhang Haiyan who were trying to pass by, and used the flashlight to flicker Zhang Qiling in front of them.
Then the two people swam in their direction.
Just when they were about to swim to Wu Xie and Fatty, Zhang Haiyan saw the coffin lid move slightly a few inches, and was actually opened by Wu Xie.
At the same time, a Zongzi hand stretched out from the gap.
[Great, I will write a couplet for you later and stick it on the door of Wu Shanju. The first couplet reads: When entering a tomb, the tomb must be blown up. Second line: When the coffin is opened, the body must be raised. Horizontal comment: Wu Xie is awesome. 】
