"No, wait a minute...I'm a little confused." Fatty's CPU heated up rapidly, almost smoking as he looked at it. After feeling aggrieved for a long time, he looked at Zhang Haiyan and suddenly asked: "Will you live a long life this year?"
Zhang Haiyan thought about it seriously: "It shouldn't be too much for you to call me grandma."
Fatty:......
"Revolutionary friendship, regardless of age." Fatty could only comfort himself in this way.
Wu Xie's CPU was also burning, but unlike Fatty, he could even hear Zhang Haiyan's voice through himself, plus her unique way of eating, and finally, she seemed to know everything. These few things led to the possibility that she might It's an alien.
After all, how can a normal person live so many years and still grow so young?
All abnormalities can be explained by aliens.
Wu Xie felt that he had guessed the truth of the matter, and wanted to ask Zhang Haiyan if he came from the M78 nebula. Also, did he believe in light from this moment and still rush?
When she saw Wu Xie's wise eyes, Zhang Haiyan wanted to kick him to death.
"Hey, are you guys seeing each other?" Black Glasses walked out of a cave behind them. When he saw them turning around, he smiled and said, "Guess who I brought back to you?"
A timid figure came out from behind him and smiled slightly awkwardly after seeing them.
When he saw that the person coming was the man in the group called Master Liang, Wu Xie was just confused for a moment, and then said something with a calm expression.
"Brother is here, come and sit, it's warm here."
"You said he is the little brother?" The fat man looked confused, but he soon understood and said "oh".
Master Liang seemed to give a cold tut, then straightened his figure, no longer the timid look he had just shown, and strode to the seat diagonally opposite Wu Xie and sat down.
When Wu Xie saw that everyone was sitting in front of him and had not yet transformed, he raised his hands and gestured to his face twice, indicating to him, "Okay, we all guessed it, you can transform."
The little brother had no choice but to tear off the human skin mask from his face and throw it into his backpack.
Wu Xie immediately gritted his teeth and gave him a thumbs up.
"You're really good at it."
"I was so far away that I heard the fat man talking about a hundred-year-old monster. What, do you have any objections to the centenarian?" Black Glasses sat directly next to Zhang Haiyan, took off his wet clothes and leaned against Zhang Haiyan. .
"It's freezing cold."
Zhang Haiyan just rolled her eyes at him and did not stop his approach.
"Don't talk nonsense. If my brother gets angry with me, I will introduce some young guys to her later." The fat man smiled proudly.
You guys haven't caught up with my brother yet, so you dare to fall in love with me? Is a little sister who doesn’t know what a wife is half a mother-in-law? I am her brother, that is half your father-in-law.
"Where's the old itch?" Wu Xie suddenly asked.
The lips of the black glasses raised slightly, he reached out to push up the sunglasses and smiled lightly.
"I ran away. The caves here are too complicated. I almost got lost inside before I could catch up. Fortunately, I met the mute."
I don’t know whether Wu Xie believed what Black Glasses said. Anyway, he didn’t continue to ask. Instead, he looked at Zhang Qiling and asked: "Brother, was it you who left a message for Xiaohua asking him to wait for us? That night you Are you here to talk to us to confirm our destination? Why do you have to pretend to be someone else every time? Why can't you tell us what you want to do? I think we should be friends now, isn't that what happens between friends? Do we need to trust each other?”
Regarding Wu Xie's jittery questions, Zhang Qiling's eyes were as indifferent as water. He simply glanced at him, then withdrew his eyes and continued to stare down at the fire in front of him.
This scene immediately reminded Zhang Haiyan of two jokes about Brother Zhang.
It has nothing to do with Brother Guan and Brother Report.
The smile on his lips couldn't be suppressed for a moment, so he had to bury his face between his knees, suppressing the laughter and shaking his body.
Those two sentences kept playing on a loop in my head.
Why should I tell you my own affairs?
Leave tomorrow and come back in three days.
The atmosphere was extremely weird.
Wu Xie Baba asked a bunch of questions like a machine gun. The person being asked didn't respond at all, but the person listening looked like he was about to laugh to himself.
Let alone Wu Xie, no one could understand what was so funny about these questions that could make Zhang Haiyan laugh like this.
There was a smile on the lips of the man with black glasses, and he suddenly reached out to hold Zhang Haiyan, who was about to lean over with a smile, into his arms, but saw a cold light flashing in front of him.
Zhang Qiling's knife stopped half an inch in front of his outstretched hand.
Zhang Haiyan stopped laughing, wiped the physiological tears that overflowed from the corners of her eyes due to laughter, and burped.
Zhang Qiling glared at the black glasses coldly and said, "I'm going to kill you."
Black Glasses immediately raised his hands in a gesture of surrender, but did not give in.
"Mute, her matter seems to have nothing to do with you, right?"
"Okay." Zhang Haiyan suddenly shouted, frightening everyone.
I saw her happily clapping her hands like a little seal, and at the same time looking at the two of them with a smile and shouting: "Let's fight. Don't be stunned, get on, fuck him, what the hell are you trying to do? Isn't the place big enough? Then Beside, that place is spacious. You two can fight there, and we will cheer for you two. If it doesn’t work, I will dig an affordable grave for you two right on the spot, and bury you two together. Do you believe it?"
"It's all over for you, right? Why do you keep trying to get close to me all day long? I am the number one socialite in Nanyang, and there are so many people chasing me. Who do you think you are? How much do you think you have? Zise, have you taken your number and queued up?"
"And you," Zhang Haiyan pointed at Zhang Qiling after scolding the black glasses.
"You didn't hear Wu Xie's question, did you? Even if you don't want to answer, you still have to talk to me, right? Be civilized and polite, and establish new trends starting with you, you know? What are you looking at? Do you understand that you respect the old and love the young? Understand."
Zhang Haiyan pointed to herself: "Respect the elders." Then she pointed to Wu Xie and Xie Yuchen: "Take care of these two cubs."
"If you mess with me from now on, I will write a short essay to scold you behind your back."
After Zhang Haiyan scolded the two elders, she turned to look at the two youngest ones.
"Wu Xie, I really have to say something about you. You said you are too. You are too busy all day long, right? Have you paid the water and electricity bills? Why don't you be there if there is anything? Who has anything to do with you? Mix it all together. When the dung picker passes by your door, do you have to take a spoon to taste it? Why are there so many questions? If you ask him, if he doesn't reply, you won't take action? "
Wu Xie opened his mouth, but before he could speak, Zhang Haiyan continued: "Won't you cry if you can't beat me? Can you roll on the ground? You can't play hooligan, can you still not play rogue? Third uncle all the time The third uncle is long but the third uncle is short. If I were you, I would send your third uncle a text message and tell him that if he doesn’t show up, you will hang yourself at his door tonight, and I won’t believe him.”
"Why are you laughing? Mr. Hua, I didn't say anything about you. You have made yourself so old-fashioned at a young age. Why, will the Jie family stop moving without you? What does their life and death have to do with you? Your life and death are theirs. Have you ever taken care of it? I know what you are going to say about responsibilities and burdens. I want to say fuck the responsibilities and burdens. You just worry too much. If I had your strength, if anyone made me unhappy, I would kill them. The whole family was fried, I shook the eggs until they were yellow, and I cut the ants in half, let’s see who dares to mess with me.”
Zhang Haiyan cursed for a while and finally looked at the fat man.
The fat man swallowed his saliva in horror.
"You." Zhang Haiyan's attitude softened immediately, and she showed a mean smile as she spoke.
"When you see a girl you like, remember to protect her. If you are too soft, I will be tough. If cash is not enough, just put a box of gold bricks there. It will immediately bring out your charming temperament."
Fatty:? ? ? ? ?
Soft = cash, hard = gold bricks? ? ?
