"I just want to know if your meat will become tender and elastic after being beaten repeatedly. Why do you want to pull and pull on you with everything? Do you like to eat hard these days?"
After the monkey king landed, he struck back again. Zhang Haiyan immediately drew his sword, but his hair was pulled out by another monkey. The moment his head was pulled back, the monkey king went straight to Zhang Haiyan's face and grabbed it. Fortunately, at the critical moment, Wu Xie picked up his backpack and hit the monkey on the head.
Then he pulled Zhang Haiyan and yelled while running: "You still have the nerve to accuse me, aren't you the one who always gets picked on?"
"I was...hey...hiss..." Zhang Haiyan suddenly felt that what Wu Xie said made sense.
[What you said makes sense. I actually can’t refute it, so let’s rebound. I hope that everything will chase you and pull your pants down in the future. 】
Wu Xie:? ? ? ? Are you talking about a monkey or a gangster?
"Old Itchy, run away quickly. Monkeys hold grudges the most. It's not appropriate for us to offend them in a place like this."
Lao Itchy was chasing the monkeys that had just snatched his backpack. Behind him was another group of monkeys, throwing stones at him, which made him miserable.
After Wu Xie caught up with him, he hurriedly gave him a hand and said that if he lost a bag, just throw one away. They had two more.
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard the monkey king roar again, and a group of monkeys rushed down and surrounded them. It seemed that they would not give up until they got all their things.
Zhang Haiyan became angry immediately.
The moment a monkey rushed over, she jumped up and clamped the monkey's head with her knees. As soon as she turned around, the monkey's neck was broken by her.
Then the monkey corpse was carried in Zhang Haiyan's hand. At the same time, the other middle finger was raised and he looked in the direction of the monkey king and shouted.
"You, come here."
Wu Xie slapped Zhang Haiyan on the head: "You still provoke them."
Zhang Haiyan was just about to say that she was beaten. What happened to the provocation? Maybe they were afraid of her threat.
As a result, she knew the reason for Wu Xie's inappropriate words in the next second.
The monkey group was completely shocked because of Zhang Haiyan's behavior. The Monkey King shouted several more times, and countless monkeys appeared on the entire cliff, all holding sharp stones in their hands.
Zhang Haiyan twitched the corner of her mouth.
[With this posture, even when Sun Dasheng comes, he has to leave two peaches for them before leaving. 】
With a piercing scream.
Countless stones hit them hard.
Wu Xie covered Zhang Haiyan's head with his backpack, yelled "Lao Ti" and ran towards the depths of Jiazigou.
Lao Itch knocked away the two monkeys, and the three people began to run away frantically inside.
Zhang Haiyan cursed while running, saying that a gentleman takes revenge. In ten years, she, Zhang Haiyan, will definitely come back to snatch their bananas and steal their peaches.
Wu Xie wanted to say, you are not a gentleman, you are a woman. So he guessed that when they went out, Zhang Haiyan would definitely have to catch two monkeys and beat them up to relieve his anger.
Then, Wu Xie also received several blows on the head. He was so angry that he also scolded Zhang Haiyan: "It is never too late for a gentleman to take revenge. You just wait for me. I won't even let you see the banana peel."
When they reached the depths of Jiazi Valley, the group of monkeys suddenly stopped and stood there, chirping angrily.
Seeing that they didn't dare to come in. Zhang Haiyan stopped, touched a similar stone from the ground, took a few steps back, and then took a running start and threw the stone in his hand towards the Monkey King.
The stone hit one of the monkey king's eyes.
Immediately afterwards, countless stones were thrown over again, but because of the distance, they only landed in front of their feet. Zhang Haiyan glanced at the stones that fell in front of her feet, raised her eyebrows and smiled, then stuck out her tongue at the monkeys.
"Just a little bit, I'll piss you off to death."
He turned around and patted Wu Xie on the shoulder: "If I eat bananas in the future, remember to eat the skin and not leave it to them."
Wu Xie:…………
A gust of wind blew with a strange sound, and the three of them shuddered at the same time. The monkeys seemed to have seen something terrible, completely ignoring Zhang Haiyan's provocation and ran away.
The three of them turned their heads and looked behind them, feeling as if the cliff tops on both sides could be pressed down at any time, giving people a chilling feeling down their spines.
Zhang Haiyan swallowed, pushed Wu Xie, and got behind Wu Xie.
"I'll cut off your queen."
Wu Xie looked at Zhang Haiyan who was hiding behind his clothes, and the feeling of fear that made him disappear instantly. He suddenly smiled and said, "Are you afraid of ghosts?"
"You are talking nonsense. How can I be afraid of ghosts? I am the only one." Zhang Haiyan paused and then changed her tone and continued: "I am a weak woman, so it is not normal for me to be afraid of ghosts."
wu ,move."
Lao Itch turned his head with a hesitant look on his face. After thinking for a while, he opened his mouth and said, "Old Wu, have you ever had the feeling that someone is staring at you?"
Wu Xie frowned slightly, looked back, and then shook his head: "I guess those monkeys are far away."
They were now in the middle of Jiazi Valley, and they had to walk for a while further. Wu Xie looked at the ground around him where not a single weed was growing, and then discussed with Lao Itch the half of the story told by the hunter surnamed Liu. Lao Itch then told Wu Xie what he heard about the Yin soldiers borrowing the passage last time he came here.
"Maybe, this road might really lead to Huangquan Road." Lao Itch had some intention to scare Zhang Haiyan.
"I've heard a lot of stories about Yin soldiers taking advantage of the way, but most of them are just spread by boring people. The more famous one is the frightening manger in Yunnan, which is actually a phenomenon of physical resonance."
"The Yin soldiers are borrowing the opportunity?"
As soon as the two of them discussed this, Zhang Haiyan thought of the Yin soldiers in the Yunding Heavenly Palace, and Brother Zhang who had sneaked into the Yin soldiers.
"What, you've heard of it too?" Wu Xie asked with a smile.
"That's right. Can we stop discussing this?"
"Okay, what are you talking about?" Wu Xie thought it would be better to change the topic to avoid being affected by the weird atmosphere here.
"Do you know why there is always a piano in the weird houses in horror movies?" Zhang Haiyan asked.
"Why?"
"Because, there are several demons living in the piano."
Wu Xie:…………
"Cats can meow, dogs can bark, ducks can quack, what can chickens do?"
Wu Xie glanced at Zhang Haiyan with an expression of "I know this" and said with great disdain: "You just want to trick me into calling you brother."
Zhang Haiyan chuckled: "Chicken Hui says, uncle, come and play~"
Wu Xie:…………
"We'd better talk to the Yin soldiers to borrow money. If that doesn't work, we can just talk to the Yin soldiers to borrow money."
God damn uncle is here to play. I thought she wanted to trick me into calling me brother, but I was still naive.
