Zhang Qiling was quite good at pretending to be stupid. No matter how Zhang Haiyan screamed in her heart to kill her quickly, Zhang Qiling remained unmoved.
Zhang Haiyan could only give up and warned herself again and again not to complain about everything in her heart.
After all, it is his own face that he loses.
So she complained in a different way.
[Today’s character: the woman with a bad temper. Please stay out of the way. 】
Zhang Haiyan, who had established a good persona for herself when she got up early, the next moment, her persona collapsed.
I hugged my stomach until it hurt from laughing.
Zhang Qiling (Zhang Baldy), who was wearing a human skin mask, glared at Zhang Haiyan: "What does he look like with such a playful smile? Studying hard on weekdays is no better than anything else."
"puff…"
[As soon as you put on the mask, your personality will come naturally. 】
"Brother Da Zhang, do you still have this mask? Give me a cold-faced evil god. I really can't help but want to laugh."
Zhang Haiyan received several looks and got a human skin mask.
It's a man...
At once…
【Aren’t there any women? Are you laughing at me? 】
Zhang Qiling remained unmoved.
Zhang Haiyan had no choice but to take a deep breath.
Fortunately, the mask is a cute little girl with a delicate face, who looks about seventeen or eighteen years old.
Zhang Haiyan, who is 1.72 meters tall, can barely stand up.
He is nothing more than an underdeveloped, completely underdeveloped young man.
Following Zhang Tuzi really looks like his son.
[If I call you daddy, do you dare to agree? 】
Baldy Zhang sprained his foot.
She really couldn't bear to watch the process of Zhang Qiling and Aning deceiving Wu Xie, mainly because she still needed to get used to Zhang Baldy's face.
She was afraid that she would go in and couldn't hold back for a minute. When the time came, she would kneel in front of Wu Xie and laugh.
After An Ning and Zhang Qiling came out with Wu Xie who was deceived and lame, Zhang Haiyan immediately approached them.
The young man's smile was a bit like a sunflower in summer, but unfortunately Wu Xie almost fell to his knees as soon as he opened his mouth.
"Dad, why don't you wear the wig I bought for you? Do you think your bald head with few hairs looks smart?"
Zhang Qiling gritted his teeth and glared at him.
"How many times have I told you, don't call me daddy outside, and don't act playful and rude all day long."
Zhang Haiyan suppressed a smile.
"Okay dad, yes dad, I remember dad."
It wasn't until they got on the plane that Wu Xie knew that this boy who looked to be 17 or 18 years old was actually going with them.
"What's your name?" Wu Xie felt that this woman Aning was extremely cunning. If he wanted to know something, he would definitely not be able to ask. Although Zhang Baldy looked very honest, he had an educational tone when he opened his mouth. This made him always think of his father.
So Wu Xie began to communicate with Zhang Haiyan, who seemed to be a fool and had no social experience.
"Zhang Ergou."
Wu Xie was stunned and looked at Zhang Qiling with doubtful eyes, wondering what kind of father he was, how could he give his son such a name.
"When I was a child, I was not in good shape. I weighed just over four pounds when I was born. My father was afraid that I would die, so he gave me a nickname because he said it would make a living."
"Then why Ergou?"
"Because my father's name is Zhang Dagou."
Zhang Haiyan's ability to make up lies is simply perfect.
There is no need to make any drafts at all, just open your mouth.
Wu Xie twitched the corner of his mouth and introduced himself to Zhang Haiyan.
Acting like a big brother, he curiously asked Zhang Haiyan why he didn't go to school?
Zhang Haiyan immediately let out a long sigh and said: "It's summer vacation, and my father is afraid that I will go out to pick up girls. He would like to be a grandpa by then. He has a baby on his left hand, a baby on his right hand, and a baby on his back, so he will go wherever he goes. Take me with you."
Wu Xie smiled coquettishly.
This is still a prodigal in love.
When Wu Xie asked a question, Zhang Haiyan would just reply, focusing on answering all questions and making up 100% lies.
More than half an hour later, Wu Xie closed his eyes and began to sleep.
Not a serious word.
He didn't wake up until he was about to get off the plane.
Zhang Haiyan looked at Wu Xie's lack of energy and continued to tell him lies.
Wu Xie was afraid that this man named Zhang Ergou would tell him the next moment that he was actually an alien and his purpose was to occupy the earth.
And the image of Zhang Ergou in his heart also changed from a sunny and cheerful young man to an unlearned and unskilled liar.
From the moment he boarded the ship, Wu Xie secretly swore in his heart that he would not believe anything Zhang Ergou said, even if it was just a punctuation mark.
It was probably Wu Xie's first time out on the sea, and he looked particularly excited.
After Zhang Haiyan recovered her memory, she had an indescribable feeling for the sea.
She remembered that in the past, she wished she could stay far away from the sea. She never wanted to stay at the sea in her life, but now she felt particularly nostalgic.
Looking at Zhang Qiling who was still pretending to be bald, he leaned over.
"Dad."
"you shut up."
Zhang Haiyan covered her face and buried it on Zhang Qiling's shoulders, her shoulders twitching constantly.
"Tell me the truth, have you wanted to shout this sentence for a long time?"
Zhang Qiling: ......... I have a headache.
Zhang Haiyan raised her head slightly and wiped away the physiological tears that overflowed because she was suppressing her laughter. She lowered her voice and said, "Give me the balance of this payment and I will shut up immediately."
Zhang Tuzi sighed helplessly.
"What do you want the money for?"
Zhang Haiyan thought for a while and explained: "I'm going to a place to solve some historical problems, so I need money. It's useless if you earn it, you'll forget it sooner or later, so why not lend it to me first. I'll double it then Give it back to you.”
Zhang Qiling frowned, like an irritable old father who heard his son open and close his mouth just to ask for money.
Then he seemed to think of something and suddenly refused: "No."
"What are you two talking about, father and son?"
Because the hull of the ship was shaking a little, Wu Xie came out to see what was going on. He saw Zhang Tuzi and Zhang Ergou chatting quietly and asked casually.
Zhang Qiling never forgets to maintain his character. He immediately raised a simple and honest smile and patted Zhang Haiyan twice on the back.
"The child is disobedient and gets angry after saying a few words."
Zhang Haiyan clicked her tongue, raised her head slightly, looked at Zhang Qiling and signaled with her eyes: Are you really not going to give it?
Zhang Qiling glared at her: "It's useless to say anything, so just follow me and don't think about useless things."
The corners of Zhang Haiyan's lips raised and she whispered, "Okay, you forced me to do this."
Then he suddenly took two steps back and started howling at the top of his lungs: "You just plan to kill me so that you can make way for your illegitimate child. I tell you there is no way. The fact that you cheated on me and made my mother so angry that she gave birth prematurely will never happen to me for the rest of my life." I will never forgive you."
After saying that, she covered her face and ran towards the cabin with a look of excessive sadness. Because she was covering her face, she 'accidentally' bumped Wu Xie's shoulder, letting him see the tears on her cheeks.
As soon as Zhang Haiyan entered the cabin, she immediately closed the door and locked it, and covered her face in the quilt.
"Hahahahahahahahaha..."
