"You two know each other?"
Wu Xie glanced at Zhang Haiyan in confusion, as well as the fat man who was punched by Zhang Haiyan and made him cough.
The fat man coughed twice and then looked at Zhang Haiyan in confusion and asked tentatively: "38-year-old beautiful little mother?"
Zhang Haiyan:…………
Should I change this online name now?
The fat man joined the group and told them half-truths and half-truths about what he had discovered here. He also gave Wu Xie some science knowledge about the deeds of King Lu Shang, and took Wu Xie and the others to the ear room to look for his bags. , saying that he picked up a lot of maps about this place.
Behind Zhang Haiyan and them, when Fatty picked up the backpack that fell on the ground, he took out a few hand-drawn maps and handed them to Wu Xie and said, "I picked these up here, Fatty. Count them as my admission fee." .”
Wu Xie lowered his head to check the map. After the two chatted for a while, the fat man walked up to Zhang Haiyan who was squatting aside, poked her arm and asked, "What are you thinking about, brother?"
"The big pectoral muscles are a bit irritating to my breasts."
The fat man glanced at Zhang Haiyan and wanted to say, brother, do you have breasts? Why didn't you see it? But he still smiled and asked: "As expected of my brother, he didn't forget to take advantage when he went to the field. Which one do you like? Tell me, I will knock someone unconscious and send you to bed."
"Ahem..." Zhang Haiyan swallowed, and carefully looked in the direction outside the ear. Seeing them entering the other side, she lowered her voice and said, "Fat brother, please restrain yourself, or you will be hung from the tree by then. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. The one who turns off his lights is very effective in combat.”
As soon as the words "Lao Shuang Deng" came out of his mouth, the fat man was choked for a moment. Thinking of the middle-aged man who was the oldest in the team just now, he glanced at Zhang Haiyan in confusion and asked: "Why is your taste so unique?" He pointed at Wu Xie said: "Isn't this good? At first glance, you have a delicate body that is soft and easy to push down. It is suitable for you, brother, to be the overlord."
Zhang Haiyan has been shouting on the Internet all day long that she has a delicate and soft body that is easy to push down. Over time, the fat man has remembered this sentence.
"Um…"
Zhang Haiyan moved her eyes to Wu Xie.
With fair skin and a bookish air, he really looks like a young man in the woods.
Especially looking at the map carefully at the moment, Zhang Haiyan smiled.
"It's not impossible. With his fighting ability, he doesn't even need you. If I drop a brick, half of his life will be gone."
"I can hear you." Wu Xie didn't even raise his head, pursed his lips slightly and looked at another map.
"What's important is that you can hear it. What's the point of saying bad things if you don't say them in front of others."
Zhang Haiyan was confident, but the fat man smiled and changed the subject and asked, "Didn't you say you were moving bricks? In total, you were moving them out of other people's coffins."
"Then you still say you are a boss. In total, you are always lifting the coffins of others."
Two figures, one fat and one thin, squatted together and began to discuss which of them was better at deceiving.
"Third uncle? Where are they?"
After hearing Wu Xie's question, Zhang Haiyan raised her head and slapped her forehead when she saw that everyone else was gone.
[Damn, forget about this. 】
Wu Xie and Fatty turned their heads to look at Zhang Haiyan at the same time. Wu Xie was waiting for her next words, while Fatty was extremely surprised.
He even picked his ears to make sure there was something wrong with his ears.
Seeing them staring at her, Zhang Haiyan raised her eyebrows in confusion, then grabbed her clothes and said seriously: "I am a serious person."
Wu Xie died speechless.
Who the hell wants to know if you are a decent person? I just want to know what the situation is now. If you know, just say it quickly. No, you can just think about it quickly.
The fat man clicked his tongue: "Don't I know if you are a fucking serious person? Just what you shared with me..."
Before the fat man finished speaking, Zhang Haiyan grabbed his neck and threatened: "If you dare to tell me what I shared with you, believe it or not, I will kill you and silence you."
Zhang Haiyan really didn't want to admit that she was a little too unrestrained when surfing the Internet.
Chat with the fat man and talk about beautiful women.
Of course, she doesn’t just talk about beauties, she also talks about handsome guys.
Even though Zhang Haiyan emphatically explained to Fatty several times that she was really a woman, Fatty still kept calling her "brother" and said that he must make a blood alliance with her. From then on, they are half-brothers. .
The fat man blinked: "Don't worry, brother, I will never tell anyone about the things you shared with me. Those are collector's editions and will never be shared with others."
Zhang Haiyan gritted his teeth.
[I mean, don’t fucking ruin my image of a pure and flawless beauty. 】
"You have a fart image." Fatty muttered quietly.
"What did you say?"
"Fat brother swears to protect the image of my brother's beautiful little mother to the death."
Zhang Haiyan smiled slightly, lowered her head and started looking for bricks.
[Where is Brick? I want to give him an amnesia bUff. 】
Wu Xie sighed, feeling that it was better to rely on himself than to rely on these two unreliable people.
He shook his head and walked out of the ear room. When he saw Wu Xie leaving, Zhang Haiyan quickly followed him. As soon as the three of them walked out of the ear room, they heard a noise from a coffin over there.
Suddenly the candle in the ear room flickered, and then went out with a pop.
And the corpse in the opened ancient coffin over there sat up.
When Wu Xie saw the corpse sitting up, his legs became weak and his voice trembled slightly as he asked, "What should I do? He sat up."
Zhang Haiyan pursed her lips and said, "Hemorrhoids are easy to develop if you lie down for a long time. He may want to sit up for a while and put the hemorrhoids back. As long as he doesn't turn his head..."
Zhang Haiyan was just about to say that as long as it doesn't turn around and look at us, that's fine. As a result, the corpse really turned its head the next moment.
This posture is obviously preparing to run towards them.
Wu Xie scolded Zhang Haiyan, but when he turned around, he found that the two people behind him had already run away.
Wu Xie scolded the two of them again for being unloyal, and carefully returned to the ear room. As soon as he entered the ear room, he saw Zhang Haiyan pushing the fat man to climb into the burglar hole in the ear room. Seeing Wu Xie also retreating, she immediately waved to Wu Xie and said: "Fat brother is in front, I will protect his rear, you are behind me, and I will be in front of you to protect you. Okay, that's it." , let’s leave quickly before it comes.”
After saying that, he went straight into the thief's cave.
Wu Xie said "ha" in confusion, feeling that something was not quite right.
But now was not the time to hesitate, he immediately followed Zhang Haiyan and climbed into the thief's cave.
After climbing for a while, Wu Xie saw a fork in the road, and the fat man climbed into one of them without any hesitation.
"Are you sure this is the right place?" Wu Xie asked, looking at the two forked roads in front of him.
The fat man swung his butt and continued to crawl forward: "I'm not sure, do you think I can still turn around?"
