Black Glasses took them to the guest house in the village. While eating, Jie Huanlian looked at his black glasses and spoke with a slightly familiar tone.
"Didn't you say something happened? Why did you come here?"
"Isn't this a gift for the third master?" Black Glasses smiled and patted Zhang Haiyan on the shoulder and continued: "This little brat of mine is timid and very annoying. I am so kind, so I can only take care of him personally. Sent."
After saying this, Xie Lianhuan's face was full of disgust and he couldn't help but start to look at Zhang Haiyan.
Seeing the two of them wearing similar clothes, he seemed to suddenly understand something, and asked in surprise: "Isn't this your daughter?"
"Ahem..."
The person who was choked was Wu Xie. Hearing his third uncle ask this, he was shocked and incredulous at the same time.
The two of them seemed to be about the same age, so why did his third uncle say they were father and daughter?
The black glasses looked calm.
Since they had to go into the mountains tomorrow, they ordered a few bottles of beer. At this moment, Black Glasses was holding the wine glass and raised his chin towards Zhang Qiling sitting on the other side.
"Don't you think my son of a bitch looks more like this one?"
When Xie Lianhuan heard this, he really looked at it carefully.
The looks of Zhang Haiyan and Zhang Qiling are 50 or 60% similar.
The difference is in those eyes. Zhang Haiyan has a pair of smiling eyes. Even if she has no expression, people who look at her will think that she looks very happy.
Zhang Haiyan rolled her eyes after listening to Black Glasses' gag words.
[You might as well say that I was born from the two of you. 】
[Brother Zhang’s fatherly love is like a landslide. 】
【Your maternal love overflows like a flash flood. 】
[With parents like you two, I am just a pitiful little person in this world. 】
"Pfft...cough cough cough."
Jie Lianhuan quickly patted the back of Wu Xie, who was choked again, and complained at the same time: "I asked you, nephew, how can you get choked twice in one meal?"
Wu Xie quickly waved his hand to indicate that he was fine.
After beating his chest for a long time, the mouthful of food in his mouth finally went down.
Wu Xie put down his chopsticks, feeling that sooner or later he would choke to death as he continued to eat the food.
"Aren't you going to eat?" Wu Xie asked, looking at Zhang Haiyan who had not moved his chopsticks.
Zhang Haiyan shook her head.
"I don't eat these things."
"Then what do you eat?" As soon as Wu Xie asked, he remembered that his third uncle said that she was also a solid meat eater, and his face looked a little unhappy.
You can't let people serve dead human flesh on the table, right? There is no place for her to get it.
Zhang Haiyan saw Wu Xie's expression change slightly and knew that he was overthinking.
In the spirit of being able to tease everyone, Zhang Haiyan looked at Wu Xie and licked his lips and said: "I eat the flesh of dead people, but I prefer to eat the flesh of living people, especially a young man like you who has thin skin and tender meat. Delicious, one bite at a time.”
Wu Xie thought to himself, you are the only one who can give me one mouthful. I'm not afraid of breaking your little white teeth when you bite me.
"What's your name?" Xie Huanlian looked at Zhang Haiyan and asked.
"Zhang Haiyan."
When Xie Lianhuan heard it, his surname was really Zhang. When he looked at Zhang Haiyan's right hand, it turned out to be a hairy mound, and he couldn't help but beat his heart.
If he hadn't known that both Heijing and Zhang Qiling were men, he would have thought that Zhang Haiyan was their child.
Could it be that...the two of them found someone to be a surrogate mother?
Xie Lianlian felt as if he had discovered some shocking secret, and his hand holding the wine glass was trembling.
"Who is he to you?"
Wu Xie lowered his voice and asked Zhang Haiyan in a low voice.
Zhang Haiyan looked at Wu Xie's thief-like appearance and imitated his behavior. The two little heads came together in an instant.
"He's my mother."
Zhang Haiyan pointed at Zhang Qiling again.
"This is my dad."
After speaking, Zhang Haiyan pointed to her face and said, "I am the result of their love."
Pan Zi and Dakui sat aside, suppressing their laughter and feeling extremely uncomfortable.
Shaking as if shaking.
"Little girl, aren't you afraid of being beaten?" Pan Zi couldn't help but blushed. If Zhang Haiyan hadn't mentioned that all the people involved were sitting in front of him, he would probably have laughed it off.
Zhang Qiling took a few hasty bites, then put down his chopsticks and began to be in a daze.
Why did I fall into a landslide?
As for her saying that he was her father, he had automatically ignored it. If he really wanted to be angry, he would have been mad to death by Zhang Haiyan.
Of course Wu Xie and others would not believe her. However, seeing her teasing the two of them like this, neither of them was angry, and they just thought that their relationship was really good.
Xie Huanhuan was almost finished eating and asked the waiter if there were any places of interest nearby.
The waiter laughed when he heard this.
"It doesn't look like you are here to have fun. Are some of you here to fight?"
After saying this, Jie Lian and several others stopped talking.
Instead, the man with black glasses still looked at the waiter with a smile and asked: "Is there any big fight around here?"
"It's better if there are more dead people, I like to eat." Zhang Haiyan also followed with a smile.
Wu Xie looked at them as if he were looking at two lunatics.
The waiter pursed his lips and smiled. Looking at Zhang Haiyan blinking and smiling, he took out a piece of candy from his pocket and handed it to her as if coaxing a child. Then he pulled a stool from the side and sat at their table. He smiled and said, "I don't know where there are many dead people, but the mountain collapsed the year before last, and more than a hundred heads fell out. Do you want to eat it?"
Black Glasses also poured a glass of wine for the waiter: "The one from the year before last was not good. It's not that she didn't eat it in 1982. The little brat is very pretentious. She only eats the tip of the shit."
The waiter was amused and laughed.
Zhang Haiyan was so angry that she opened the candy wrapper and threw the candy into her mouth. The sweet taste instantly spread in her mouth. Zhang Haiyan squinted her eyes and said faintly: "You are tired of eating shit, and you want to grab my shit tip." Is it sharp? I tell you it’s impossible, absolutely impossible.”
Xie Huanhuan glared at the two of them, saying such disgusting things at the dinner table, do you two have any humanity? Then he looked at the waiter and asked: "A bald person without a body?"
"Yes, there are only heads. That place is not easy to walk around. If you want to go, you have to walk in step by step."
The waiter took a sip of wine and said: "But I guess there is nothing left in that place. A lot of people have come here in recent years, one after another. If you really want to find Dadou, you have to go into the mountains. That’s right. There’s a tomb of an immortal there.”
"I heard you're an expert!"
"What expert? I heard it from my grandfather, and my grandfather heard it from his grandfather. Anyway, it has been passed down from generation to generation, and no one knows the details."
