"Hehehehe~"
"Third uncle, have you heard, there is a woman's laughter here." Wu Xie went out with his third uncle for the first time, and they encountered such a weird thing before they even arrived. It is impossible to say that he is not afraid. , especially after seeing the boatman who had just been half-eaten, and who had just been attacked by a corpse cricket. Wu Xie was even more scared, but he was afraid. He didn't believe that others on the boat weren't afraid. As long as they didn't show their timidity and were secretly afraid, it wasn't impossible.
"You all should pay attention. If you see something moving, don't ask any questions and shoot first."
Zhang Haiyan suddenly couldn't stand after hearing these words. I originally imitated the laughter of female ghosts in horror movies, but it almost turned into a real scream of terror.
[No, is this the plot? 】
[I just wanted to pretend to be a ghost and scare people. Didn’t I say I was going to get shot? 】
Suddenly, a man's exclamation came from not far away.
Zhang Haiyan was also frightened by this voice.
When Wu Xie heard this, he turned his head and saw Zhang Haiyan standing on the shore in white clothes with disheveled hair that looked like a female rice dumpling. He was so frightened that he followed suit. Then Pan Zi was frightened by his voice and cursed.
For a moment, four exclamations rang out from the corpse cave.
"Wow."
"ah!"
"ah!!"
"Fuck!"
Only the middle-aged man on the boat and Zhang Qiling were relatively calm.
One of them was lying in his heart for a long time, and the other looked at the woman on the shore with some doubts.
"Third...uncle, there really is a female ghost."
"Stop...stop...Dakui, bring the black donkey's hooves from the bag." The middle-aged man's voice also contained a trace of imperceptible panic, as if he didn't expect that the rice dumpling was still barking.
"No need." Zhang Qiling, who was about to draw his sword, suddenly let go and held his shoulder. He sighed helplessly again. Then he looked at Bai Ying standing on the shore and said, "Stop making trouble."
Zhang Haiyan did not move.
Still pretending to be a female ghost.
As a result, the next moment I heard Zhang Qiling say: "The corpse is at your feet."
"Ahhhh."
Zhang Haiyan lifted up her hair, pulled off the white cloth on her body, and started jumping around.
A minute later, Zhang Haiyan pursed her lips, looked at the people on the boat who were staring at her and said awkwardly: "Hi."
Although Wu Xie didn't understand what was going on, as long as he wasn't stupid, he could tell that this so-called female ghost knew each other.
At this moment, he really wanted to curse, "Hey, damn, I'm having a heart attack that will scare you."
But listening to the strange sound of complaining in his heart, he didn't open his mouth.
"Come here and get on the boat." Zhang Qiling felt a headache.
He never expected that Zhang Haiyan could pretend to be a ghost and scare them. Isn't she a little too courageous?
Zhang Haiyan jumped into the water and swam to the side of the boat in a few seconds, and was then picked up from the water by Zhang Qiling.
Zhang Haiyan, who had boarded the boat, huddled at the stern and accepted the glare from the boatman.
"Sister, what's wrong with you? You're pretending to be a ghost to scare people in a place like this."
The one who spoke was a very fierce-looking man.
Zhang Haiyan blindly guessed that this man was Pan Zi.
Sure enough, the next moment the man sitting on the bow called him: "Pan Zi, lower your voice." Then he looked Zhang Haiyan up and down and sneered: "Are you the guy introduced by the black glasses?"
Zhang Haiyan nodded awkwardly. Then I heard this man complain in a low voice: "Why are you so unreliable like him?"
[It’s over. I forgot that the boss is still on board. He won’t fire me. 】
Zhang Haiyan realized belatedly that when she wanted to scare Zhang Qiling, she had forgotten about the other people on the boat.
"Well, I just want to come up with a different way of appearing. Hey...hey...not surprising, not unexpected, not exciting."
After Zhang Haiyan finished speaking, she shrank her neck again, looking like a little quail.
"Actually, there was a female ghost where I was standing just now."
[I have dealt with the female puppet for you in advance, can you please stop scolding me...]
Wu Xie on the side looked at this woman with strange eyes, as if he was trying to determine whether the voice in his head came from her mouth.
"Where is the ghost? Where is it? Why didn't we see it?" Pan Zi couldn't help but complain.
Zhang Haiyan said nothing, just lowered her head and licked her teeth.
[I’ve eaten, I’m quite full. 】
Zhang Qiling was slightly surprised for a moment, but thinking of Zhang Haiyan's weirdness, he felt that it was possible that she said she had eaten. Anyway, since meeting Zhang Haiyan, Zhang Qiling felt that his limit for accepting new things was getting higher and higher.
"Eat?" Wu Xie's voice suddenly rose a little higher.
"Why are you convulsed? It's because you were startled." The middle-aged man slapped Wu Xie on the head.
Wu Xie also seemed to realize something and suddenly fell silent. The look in Zhang Haiyan's eyes was getting weirder and weirder.
Zhang Haiyan also secretly looked around at the people on the boat.
The man sitting on the bow of the boat should be Jie Lianhuan wearing the identity of Wu Sanxing. The young man next to him should be Wu Xie.
As for the person on the ground who was frothing at the mouth and fainted, it was probably Dakui who died here.
Zhang Haiyan immediately saw the bugs on the boat when she was looking at Dakui.
His whole face wrinkled up in disgust.
Zhang Qiling had been staring at her. When he saw her expression twisted, he knew it was because of the insect, so he threw the insect off the boat.
Pan Zi, who saw what he was doing, wanted to stop him, but he didn't.
"Brother, didn't you say you were going to use this to get out of the hole? Why did you throw it away?"
Xie Lianlian was also looking at him, as if waiting for an explanation.
Zhang Qiling gently pushed Zhang Haiyan and said, "It'll be fine as long as she's here."
I don’t know if the smell of death on Zhang Haiyan’s body was due to the formalin soaked in her body all day long. The smell of corpses on her body was almost invisible, but instead had an unpleasant and pungent hospital smell.
When one smells it, one feels as if this person has just crawled out of the intensive care unit.
Xie Lianhuan was stunned for a moment, looked at Zhang Qiling and asked, "This girl also eats solid meat?" Solid meat refers to dead human flesh.
There is not much difference between eating dead human flesh and just being a dead person, Zhang Qiling thought and nodded.
After this, the eyes of several people on the boat changed when they looked at Zhang Haiyan.
Zhang Haiyan naturally didn't bother to explain.
It was a smooth journey out of here.
When they were approaching the ferry, Zhang Haiyan saw Black Glasses sitting on the shore, fishing with a simple fishing rod he didn't know where he got it from.
When Zhang Haiyan got off the boat, she went straight to Black Glasses and grabbed the corner of his clothes. Just as she was about to say something, she remembered the person following her and swallowed her words again.
Black Glasses rubbed her head, then looked at Jie Lian and said with a smile, "Thank you for your hard work, Third Master."
Xie Lianhuan rolled his eyes and glared at him angrily: "As long as you don't let your people pretend to be weird and scare my eldest nephew again, it doesn't matter if you work harder."
Zhang Haiyan hid behind her black glasses and stuck out her tongue.
[If you are scared, just say you are scared and blame Wu Xie. 】
After hearing this, Wu Xie glanced at Zhang Haiyan and then looked at his third uncle and agreed in his heart.
you're right.
