After getting off the train, Black Glasses asked Zhang Haiyan to wait for him. About half an hour later, he drove over in a broken Santana that didn't sound except for the horn and made a lot of noise when running.
Zhang Haiyan looked at the car and fell into deep thought.
"You bought a junk car?"
"I didn't buy it."
"Oh~ you stole it."
Black Glasses threw the purchased items into the trunk, and then closed it with a bang. Listening to the thud and trembling sound, Zhang Haiyan's face tugged together.
She was afraid that Santana, which she named Little Soviet Union, would be disintegrated by his attack.
"Stop talking nonsense. If you like the carriage to reverse the donkey cart, and the donkey cart to the ox cart for the last eleven miles, I can wait for you at the destination. Come on, I believe you can do it."
The black-glasses man gave Zhang Haiyan a cheering gesture again and again, and got into the car directly after doing so.
Zhang Haiyan curled her lips and said "cut", then turned her head and opened the car door with a smile on her face the next second.
"Master Hei, thank you for your hard work."
It was nine o'clock in the morning when they came out of the county town. After driving for three hours, Black Glasses was in full bloom and the sun was particularly dazzling. Black Glasses glanced at the passenger seat and pressed his face against the car glass. Zhang Haiyan looked outside and asked, "Can you drive?"
Zhang Haiyan was stunned for a moment when she was asked. She opened her mouth and answered: "I have a driver's license."
So, Black Glasses stopped the car and gave her the driving seat.
"Then you go ahead and I'll take a break."
Zhang Haiyan sat in the driver's seat, touched the steering wheel and took a deep breath.
[I do have a driver’s license, but I’ve never touched a car since I took the test. 】
[Hiss...left foot brake and right foot accelerator? 】
After hearing these words, Black Glasses, who had just sat down, turned to look at Zhang Haiyan.
I'm afraid you're not taking the go-kart driving license test, right?
After waiting for more than ten seconds, Zhang Haiyan started the car.
Three minutes later, Black Glasses buckled the seat belt very carefully, opened his mouth and cursed: "You might as well stick your head into the gas tank."
There was a bang.
Zhang Haiyan hurriedly turned the steering wheel.
Black Glasses frowned, looking at the signboard behind him that was knocked away by Zhang Haiyan and gradually went away.
I won't die in her hands today, right?
"Ah? Master Hei, what did you just say?"
Zhang Haiyan was driving very focused. Although she just heard Black Glasses yelling something, she didn't hear it clearly.
Only then did he turn his head and look at the black glasses with a confused look on his face and asked.
The man with black glasses raised his head and looked at the front of the car that was gradually drifting away, and quickly reached out and turned the steering wheel.
This prevents the car from running into other people's fields.
"Watch the road! Brake!"
"Oh." Zhang Haiyan said, then stepped on the accelerator to the bottom.
Half an hour later, Zhang Haiyan and Black Glasses climbed out of the car that was overturned in the field.
The little Soviet Union in black glasses was successfully disintegrated by her.
Zhang Haiyan took another look at the lamb in front of the car who was innocently harmed by her and killed by her kick of the accelerator, and frowned.
Turning around, he saw Black Glasses taking out the backpack placed on the back seat and putting it on his back.
"You think that sheep can be saved again?" Zhang Haiyan asked weakly.
Black Glasses threw the backpack into Zhang Haiyan's arms: "If you are willing to give it artificial respiration, you can try it."
After saying that, he put on his backpack and dug out of the field, running towards the mountain.
Before Zhang Haiyan understood why he was running, the next second he saw several villagers rushing out with common farm tools in their hands.
[Oh, it turns out I’m afraid of being beaten. 】
【Fuck! 】
【I'm going to be beaten! ! 】
Zhang Haiyan quickly jumped up and frantically chased in the direction of the black glasses.
[Ah ah ah, wait for me. 】
【I'm afraid too! 】
The two of them ran until dark before stopping.
Zhang Haiyan sat on the ground, looked at the starry sky above her head, and suddenly asked: "Why are we running away? We are just sheep? Can't we pay for it?"
Black Glasses took out the lunch box he had prepared at some point and smiled meaningfully: "Do you know how much a sheep costs?"
Zhang Haiyan shook her head: "I don't know."
"I can't even afford to pay you if I sell you." Black Glasses smiled.
[Nonsense, it depends on how you sell it. You can’t sell it as a whole, but if you disassemble it into parts, I’ll buy it for a flock of sheep! 】
[I’m also confused. Every part of my body is very expensive. How come it turns into a piece of waste when it’s put together? 】
Zhang Haiyan looked down at herself.
【What a wonderful workmanship. 】
After Zhang Haiyan complained in her heart, she looked at the lunch box in her black glasses hand.
[Hey, isn’t this the legendary fried green pepper shredded pork rice with preservatives? 】
[No wonder Master Hei is immortal. The preservatives have soaked in the flavor. It’s strange that he can grow old. 】
[I’m afraid this product’s stomach is not pink and tender, and it will not go bad after being stored for ten years. 】
There’s no need for you to be jealous. I’ll be generous and buy you a few bottles of formalin later, so you can marinate it too.
Black Glasses replied inwardly.
Although the location they were currently in was not a deep mountain or forest, it would still not be too peaceful at night.
So there is no need to pitch a tent.
Black Glasses stood up after finishing his lunch and walked behind the haystack.
Zhang Haiyan immediately asked: "Why are you going?"
Black Glasses chuckled: "Pee, together?"
"No, please."
[It’s too restrictive. 】
[I'm afraid I can't help but laugh at how cute you are. 】
Black Glasses: ... I really want to kill her.
Zhang Haiyan sat under the tree and watched for a long time, waiting and waiting for the black glasses to come back.
? ? ? A bunch of question marks popped up in my head.
Where are people?
So long?
If the kidneys are weak, it should be over, right?
"Master Hei?"
Zhang Haiyan shouted tentatively, but received no response. Taking another deep breath, mentally prepared to see a big white butt as soon as he opened the haystack in front of him, he rushed over.
As a result, not to mention people behind the haystack, there was not even a lump of shit.
"Hei Ye? Black glasses? Blind man? Where is the person?"
Zhang Haiyan searched around the area several times. She even looked under the cracks in the rocks, but she didn't see any trace of black glasses.
He wouldn't leave me and run away, would he?
Take me across thousands of mountains and rivers just to dump my body thousands of miles away?
He shouldn't be that sick.
After much thought, Zhang Haiyan decided to go back to where she was just now.
Even if Black Glasses had to throw his body thousands of miles away, he wouldn't bring a bunch of things to throw it away, right?
This acting is too complete.
Then I really have to admire him.
After taking only two steps, Zhang Haiyan felt something was wrong.
I just turned around from a big haystack.
It should obviously be more than ten meters behind him.
But now she turned around and found that she didn't even see a few grass trees more than ten meters behind her, not to mention haystacks. They were all waist-thick trees.
"Am I lost? No way, I didn't go far?"
Zhang Haiyan scratched his head.
Very puzzled.
But he still walked in the direction he came from.
As a result, the further I walked, the more I felt something was wrong.
Not only did she not find the place where she and Heixiazi were just now.
She had never even been to this place.
When she thought about turning around and walking back, Zhang Haiyan realized the seriousness of the matter.
No matter which direction she went now, it felt like it wasn't the same way she came.
Ghost hitting the wall?
These three words suddenly appeared in Zhang Haiyan's mind.
If it were when she was alive, she would definitely take out her mobile phone and search on Du Niang immediately. What should she do if she encounters a ghost and hits the wall?
But now, let alone a mobile phone, she doesn't even have a BB camera.
I've only heard that children's urine can ward off evil spirits.
But she didn't know if her body was that of a child's. She would definitely not be able to urinate.
So Zhang Haiyan chose the most conscientious method.
He sat cross-legged on the ground and took a deep breath.
"Damn blind man, if you don't come out, I will put dog poop in your lunch box!!!"
