The black glasses were meant to read jokes.
But Zhang Haiyan made too much noise.
He had no choice but to lift Zhang Haiyan up and perform a bone-setting reset on her.
The two sneakily climbed out of the wall behind the funeral home and saw a car parked on the side of the road with double flashes.
Xie Yuchen rolled down the passenger window and shouted to them: "Get in the car."
Black Glasses glanced at Zhang Haiyan and saw that she was staring at her lower body with an eager look on her face, and her hands that she didn't know where were tentatively touching her waistband.
Black Glasses smiled: "If you dare to move, I will cut you immediately."
When Black Glasses got on the bus, he saw Zhang Haiyan still standing there.
"What are you thinking about? Get in the car."
Zhang Haiyan said "Oh" before getting into the back seat and cursing in her heart.
[Didn’t you stop me from moving? 】
[You will give way for a while and won’t let it go for a while. Why don’t you just let the two of you find a rhythm here? 】
[Menopause is a disease and it must be treated! 】
【Kidney deficiency can be cured even more! 】
[Don’t use your five seconds to challenge my bottom line. 】
【I! There is no bottom line! 】
[Tsk, my crotch is so awkward]
[With two extra ounces of meat, why is it so uncomfortable to walk? 】
[It seems to be caught. 】
【what to do? Want to move? Where should this thing be placed? Horizontal, vertical or upward? 】
[How about I ask him how he usually puts it? 】
"That...Heiye..."
"Shut up."
Black Glasses rubbed his aching temples.
He did a lot of evil in the first half of his life, and he suffered from this disaster in the second half of his life.
"Master Hei is so elegant, why don't you come to the funeral parlor for a walk in the middle of the night?" Xie Yuchen listened to the nagging voice in his head and suddenly made fun of the black glasses.
Black Glasses chuckled: "Ya Xing, the head of the family, comes to the back door of the funeral home to drive a taxi in the middle of the night. You, a big business, still work so hard to make money."
Hey hey hey~ It has begun, it has begun, the tacit understanding between the young lovers.
One comes to steal the body, and the other comes to take care of it.
[Tsk, tsk, tsk, if I don’t kiss one of you, are you two worthy of me? 】
Xie Yuchen glanced at Zhang Haiyan, who was sitting in the back row like an idiot, strangely and asked, "Has Mr. Hei's clerk changed?"
Black Glasses smiled: "The last one was not very obedient, so I sent her to be remade. Is Mr. Jie coming to me just because of my buddy's business?"
Xie Yuchen also smiled: "I came here to ask Mr. Hei for a favor."
"As you can see, I'm very busy." Black Glasses gently pushed up his sunglasses and replied calmly.
If you don’t have money, don’t mention it.
"A Thousand Days, please come and be my bodyguard for a few days." Xie Yuchen suddenly turned the steering wheel a few times and drove into another lane and continued: "Rijie."
Black Glasses, who was sitting lazily, immediately sat upright with a flattering look on his face after hearing this: "How can you let the boss drive? Otherwise, you stop and let me drive."
Xie Yuchen ignored his black glasses and said calmly: "Sit tight."
Then he stepped on the accelerator.
Zhang Haiyan was still talking to their boss and bodyguard CP, and didn't hear what Jian Yuchen said at all.
The car swayed, and Zhang Haiyan's head hit the window. This time, her head almost fell apart.
Xie Yuchen looked in the rearview mirror and saw Zhang Haiyan screaming after being knocked down, and said slightly apologetically: "I'm sorry."
The next moment there was a "bang", and the car glass behind Zhang Haiyan's head was shattered.
The black glasses endured the screams in his head and looked at Xie Yuchen: "Boss, how about five hundred more and I help you kill them?"
"make a deal."
Just after Jie Yuchen said the word "handover", the black glasses chuckled, then rolled down the window and leaned out his entire upper body: "Just step on the accelerator and leave the rest to me."
Black Glasses fired several shots at the vehicle behind.
In the dark night, he accurately hit the tire of the opponent's vehicle.
"Open the car door."
The black glasses retracted and shouted towards Zhang Haiyan.
"What?"
Zhang Haiyan's head was filled with questions.
? ? ?
【What just happened? 】
[Shouldn’t I just steal a body? 】
[As for chasing and fighting? 】
[What did he just say to me? Open the door? 】
"hurry up."
"Oh oh oh."
Although she didn't know what the black glasses were going to do, Zhang Haiyan still obeyed and opened the car door. However, because the car was going too fast, the moment she opened the door, the person was taken out by the car door.
With black glasses and a mind full of questions, he watched the car on the other side rush over and hit the car door, and then Zhang Haiyan slammed it on the windshield of the car behind.
Because of Zhang Haiyan's hit, the vehicle behind immediately lost control, hit the guardrail, and came to a complete stop.
Xie Yuchen's car was also parked not far away.
Black Glasses got out of the car and got into the car on the opposite side. In less than a minute, he wiped the knife and got out of the car.
Xie Yuchen frowned slightly when he looked at Zhang Haiyan, who was still lying on the windshield without making any sound.
Just as he took out his mobile phone to find an ambulance, he saw black glasses patting Zhang Haiyan on the shoulder: "Get up, stop pretending."
[Pretend to be your grandma, it will scare the hell out of me, okay? 】
[If I don’t have ten or eight dollars, I can’t get over this matter today. 】
[You have to compensate me for mental losses and psychological trauma. 】
[If you two don’t have a five-minute French kiss in front of me, I won’t be able to get up until I die. 】
[I'm dead, I'm ruined. 】
Zhang Haiyan didn't move, just lying there silently.
But the voices in her head gave away the fact that she was still alive.
Seeing this, Xie Yuchen immediately hung up the call.
Then he took out a stack of red tickets from his wallet.
"This is the deposit..."
Before he finished speaking, the money in his hand was already taken out by the black glasses, and he said with a smile on his face: "Thank you, boss."
Zhang Haiyan opened one eye and saw the black glasses counting money. She was so angry that she immediately sat up and shouted: "I have also contributed, please give me one piece."
With that said, he jumped off the hood of the car and rushed towards the black glasses.
The black glasses turned away from Zhang Haiyan slightly, and put the money into his pocket with a smile.
"Boss, please wait a moment. I'll bring the car over right away."
Zhang Haiyan knelt on the ground and curled her lips, cursing the black glasses in her heart.
[I curse you to sit in Master Hua’s passenger seat and cry in a maid outfit for the rest of your life. 】
[No, you can also wear cheongsam, JK, and all women’s clothing! ! 】
[By the way, I curse you two to have eight sons, all of them traitors. 】
Xie Yuchen frowned, took out five more red tickets from his wallet and handed them to Zhang Haiyan.
Put away your curse, I thank you.
"For...for me?"
Zhang Haiyan was excited looking at the red tickets in front of her.
"Um."
Xie Yuchen hummed lightly and turned around to get in the car.
Spend money to eliminate disasters.
Black Glasses honked the car horn twice: "If you don't come up, I'm leaving."
"I'm coming."
Zhang Haiyan quickly climbed up from the ground and climbed onto the passenger seat.
[Master Hua is indeed the work of Empress Nuwa to show off her skills. Today is also a day to love him. 】
He glanced at the black glasses again.
[Tear down your CP, I will love Mr. Hua from now on. 】
