"stand up."
Black Glasses kicked Zhang Haiyan, who was lying on the ground, not sure whether he was dead or not.
"what?"
[You didn’t sleep in the middle of the night, did you want to sleep with me? 】
[Oh, a man who talks a lot but doesn’t mean what he means. 】
【You can’t get me by doing this. 】
【I am not the kind of casual woman~】
If you act casually, you are simply not a human being. No, you are not a human being. Black Glasses almost couldn't hold it back and shouted back, but luckily he held it back.
He must not let her know that he could hear what she was thinking.
Only in this way will she completely expose her heart to him.
Black Glasses thought and kicked Zhang Haiyan again.
"Get up, I'll take you to the funeral home."
"Not going."
Zhang Haiyan felt that he must be afraid that she would stink him to death, so she decided to go to the funeral parlor.
[I don’t care, I haven’t finished my revenge yet. 】
"Okay, then I'll put in more effort to carry a pockmarked face..."
"I go!"
Zhang Haiyan stood up immediately, walked to the door quickly, and even looked back at the black glasses: "What are you thinking about? Let's run."
The black glasses curled up the corners of his mouth.
It's pretty stinky.
"Aren't you going?"
"Master Hei, I was just joking. You have a lot of them. Please help me choose a good one."
"Ouch, this shoulder hurts."
"I'll press it for you."
"...Get away, it stinks so much."
Black Glasses and Zhang Haiyan stood in front of the Dongjiao Funeral Home, looking at the funeral home that was as busy as the morning market at 1:30 in the morning, and fell into deep thought.
This... there shouldn't be any need to steal the body, they might as well go in and rob it openly.
After walking around for a while, Zhang Haiyan grabbed three handfuls of melon seeds and seven or eight pieces of candy. She also pointed out three men who almost had their beards fried while playing mahjong, and then was driven away.
Finally, in a corner, I found a cold storage dedicated to storing unclaimed bodies.
The two looked at each other.
It’s really not easy.
There are just so many people in the city.
Of course, this person refers to a living person.
"Hurry up, if the security guards find out later, I will say you are a necrophiliac."
Zhang Haiyan opened the door and signaled Black Glasses to quickly take the melon seeds in her hand.
Black Glasses took a deep breath.
"You can just call me Qiugao from now on."
"What do you mean?" Zhang Haiyan asked while stuffing candy into the pocket of her black glasses.
"I'm almost making you so angry."
Zhang Haiyan was stunned for a moment, then looked at the black glasses strangely.
"Is it okay to be angry?"
Black Glasses suddenly sneered, grabbed Zhang Haiyan's head and walked into the cold storage.
"No, your head is gone."
"Shut up now, or I'll find you a fat man weighing more than 200 pounds."
Zhang Haiyan:! ! !
Then Black Glasses saw Zhang Haiyan's head in his hand, and at least half of her body was caught by the door.
After the body is separated from the head, it is obviously much more clumsy. As soon as he stood up holding the door, he was locked out by the door.
Zhang Haiyan raised her head and glanced at the black glasses.
The two were relatively silent.
The cold storage door was pushed open again.
Zhang Haiyan walked over with one step at a time, trying to snatch her head back from the hands of the black glasses.
Black Glasses looked at the body being touched here and there, feeling that she would catch him if he moved.
After Leng tsked in disgust, he turned around and held her head to pull the drawer of the cold storage.
"This is no good. It stinks worse than me."
"too fat."
"Did you... fall to death? A-Bian?"
"How old is she? Please let her go."
"Um...can you sew? You need to sew for at least two hours, right?"
"This is a man!!"
"It will be convenient for work tomorrow." Black Glasses calmly pulled out the male corpse.
"No, this is my final bottom line, NO for men, OK for women, otherwise I won't be able to help but take off my own pants."
Black Glasses had already pulled half of the man's body out, and he burst out laughing after hearing these words.
"I will perform a sterilization operation on you later, so you will no longer be considered a man."
After Black Glasses pulled out the body, he dragged it to the ground in the middle of the room and placed Zhang Haiyan's head next to the body.
He raised the dagger in his hand with a smile.
"Don't be afraid, it will only happen in the blink of an eye."
The next moment, the male version of Zhang Haiyan sat up from the ground and cursed angrily: "Look at my C... C... endless heart~"
Zhang Haiyan swallowed as she looked at the dagger less than a few centimeters away from her crotch.
"Well, there's no need for sterilization. I'm afraid I won't recover well after the operation and my work will be delayed tomorrow."
In fact, black glasses also feel very awkward.
But there is no way, there are too few complete female corpses.
Considering what she had said in her heart before, that at least one body had to be found, it would be more reliable to choose a man for her temporarily.
At worst, I'll take a trip tomorrow night.
But we have to change places.
Then he stuffed Zhang Haiyan's original body into the drawer. I was afraid that someone would come later and I would be scared to see a mummy lying on the ground.
As soon as the door was opened, the security guard patrolling the funeral home came over. The moment he saw them, he asked, "What do you two do?"
Black Glasses glanced at Zhang Haiyan and disappeared with a whoosh.
"Stop and don't run."
Of the two security guards, one went after the black glasses, and the other stood there and looked at Zhang Haiyan.
The next moment, Zhang Haiyan's upper body suddenly folded backwards, and she lay on the ground like a big spider.
The security guard who was left behind swallowed nervously.
"You...you...don't come in."
Zhang Haiyan smiled very sinisterly: "Don't be afraid, I am not a living person."
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!"
The security guard shouted in a tenor voice and ran in the direction where the black glasses had just left.
【Hum╯^╰】
[Who hasn’t ordered a unique skill yet? 】
Zhang Haiyan, who was very proud, smiled, and then found that she couldn't twist it.
【Fuck! 】
[Help me, I can’t twist it back. 】
Ten minutes later, the entire funeral home erupted into screams one after another.
Zhang Haiyan, who was still crawling on the ground, begged bitterly: "Don't run away, I'm not a ghost, I... just can't get over. Someone come and help me..."
"Kekeke~"
Zhang Haiyan was excited when she heard the familiar laughter that sounded like zongzi.
As soon as she turned around, she saw a man with black glasses leaning against the wall, eating melon seeds and looking at her with a smile.
"Master Hei, help me, I'm stuck. Wuwuwu~"
[Dog man, you can run faster than a rabbit! 】
[I will sign you up for a marathon tomorrow and run you to death. 】
