"Little bastard, if you talk nonsense again and ruin my reputation, I will tear off your head and throw it into the cesspit."
Black Glasses opened the door and cursed with a smile.
When the waiter saw the black glasses, he immediately stepped forward and told the story about the fourth uncle, then turned around and ran away.
I was afraid that I would hear some shocking secret and be silenced.
Zhang Haiyan was frightened when she saw the black glasses approaching her step by step.
"Listen to my explanation...I'm not..."
"I... misunderstood... actually... I mean... I have a crush on you two. That's right, I have a crush on you two."
[Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch” 】
[Ah ah ah, God, I want to make an appointment. 】
[In the next life, I’m making an appointment to have a boyfriend who looks like him. I’m making an appointment to have a boyfriend who looks like Brother Zhang. 】
[Okay, that’s it. See you in the next life, my lover whom I have never met. 】
Black Glasses was really angry and laughed.
He may have conflicts with children in his life, and he found that he really couldn't do such a thing as raising a cub. In just two days, he almost wanted to have Zhang Haiyan destroyed. It has to be the kind that doesn’t even have any dregs left.
"This is the first time I've discovered that it's so difficult to kill someone."
Zhang Haiyan's feeling was correct. The moment she was put down by the black glasses, she felt that her arms seemed to be falling one step slower than her body.
Then he saw his left arm falling out of his sleeve, hitting the upper part of his black glasses, and rolling around twice more. Make a pose with your middle finger pointing up.
Black Glasses looked at the arm that fell at his feet and smiled slightly. Then he kicked her arm away with a kick: "Your body is about to rot, and you are still dreaming about it. I'm sure you will stink like hell in less than a day, so while you can still talk now, say more." Just say it."
Zhang Haiyan: It’s over, I’m going to be a dog.
After Black Glasses left, Zhang Haiyan ran to find her arm. When she entered the hospital with her arm, Zhang Qiling was already sitting on a small bench in the yard waiting. When he saw Zhang Haiyan come in, he stretched his arms directly towards her. Take action.
Zhang Haiyan reluctantly squatted in front of Zhang Qiling and handed over her arm.
Zhang Qiling's needlework was quite poor. She knew this fact clearly when he sewed her legs the day before.
Looking at the stitches on her legs that looked like they were tap-dancing like a hydra, Zhang Haiyan cautiously said, "Can you make the stitches a little more subtle? I'm not very interested in abstract art."
[I sincerely hope that his needlework is not as bad as the needlework on his hands. 】
[What is the difference between this and a random stabbing? 】
[Oh, my big brother Zhang who has no skills but brute strength. 】
[Pfft~Hahahaha. 】
The talkative Zhang Haiyan was thinking about it.
Zhang Qiling didn't say anything, he just listened to Zhang Haiyan complaining about his poor sewing skills in his heart and then took out another needle. As for the previous one, hey, let it stay in there.
After the arm was sewn, Zhang Qiling quickly left his small bench.
Zhang Haiyan looked in great confusion as her brother Zhang slammed the door and shook it.
【What's going on? 】
[Is menopause extended? 】
[Hiss... Generally speaking, menopause occurs in one's fifties. Could it be that he is experiencing menopause for the second time? 】
[Thank you Third Uncle for showing mercy, otherwise would Brother Zhang, the aunt, have to stay here for decades longer than others? 】
Thinking of this, Zhang Haiyan suddenly became excited again.
What comes to mind is a story I saw before coming here. Brother Zhang is wearing a cheongsam and holding an ancient black gold sword to protect Wu Xie.
Zhang Haiyan couldn't help but laugh so hard on the small bench that she hugged her belly and almost passed away.
[I really don’t know if he will have dysmenorrhea when he comes to visit his aunt. 】
Then she was hung on the tree outside by Zhang Qiling again.
Zhang Haiyan:? ? ?
[Are menopausal men so scary? I didn’t do anything, so why did I suffer so much harm? 】
I am a female corpse after all.
Aren't you afraid of being criticized by thousands of netizens for not respecting women?
When Black Glasses came back, Zhang Qiling fled away from here. Seeing him leaving with his bag on his back, he thought he couldn't stand Zhang Haiyan anymore and wanted to go out and hide for a while.
Black Glasses, who originally planned to leave Zhang Haiyan to Zhang Qiling, could only silently choose to take her with him.
Zhang Haiyan, who was sitting in the back seat of the car, looked at the black glasses who started reading documents as soon as he got in the car and asked curiously: "Where are you taking me?"
"Find a place to sell you for slice experiments." Black Glasses smiled and handed the document in his hand to Zhang Haiyan: "Let's take a look at this."
The woman driving the car was curious when she saw a woman with black glasses getting into the car, especially when the woman smelled a strong smell of death. This curiosity almost made her want to ask.
It is rumored that Nan Xia Bei Ya, as the spokesperson of Chen Pi, has always been active on his own, and rarely joins forces, let alone bringing a waiter with him.
The reason why she thought this strange woman was a guy with black glasses and not some other identity was also very simple.
They came to ask Chen Pi to take action, and Chen Pi recommended these black glasses to them. It was impossible for him to bring a woman with him when he went out to work.
How presumptuous he must be.
What's more, the smell of death in this body is probably from a person who grew up eating dead human flesh and was specially raised to go to the fields or do some weirder things. This is not a secret. There are many people who specialize in this industry. , would raise such a child at home.
The woman thought a lot in her heart, but she didn't expect that Zhang Haiyan was actually a real dead person, and she thought she was some kind of hidden master.
After all, if you tell me that she is a dead person, not only people but also ghosts will not believe it.
Zhang Haiyan took the document handed over by the black glasses with a puzzled look.
At a glance, he saw the three characters "Corpse Burning Case" written on it: "Why are you showing me this? The investigation is not my responsibility. Remember to notify me in advance when you are cracking down on pornography, so that I can clear things in my mind."
Zhang Haiyan returned the document and sat on the back seat with an absent-minded look.
[Sigh... I don’t know how happy Brother Zhang is living without me. 】
Three seconds later, she suddenly trembled and snatched the document back from Black Glasses' hand: "Holy crap, the case of corpse burning?"
Seeing her look like this, Black Glasses knew that she must know something, so he was not in a hurry to speak, and just waited silently for her to reveal her inner secrets.
Sure enough, after waiting for only a few seconds, I heard Zhang Haiyan's extremely panicked voice.
[I actually forgot to ask what year it is now. Sure enough, a brain is a good thing. It’s useless to throw it away and pick it up again. 】
