"It doesn't cost you money, it doesn't cost you your life, Master Hei, just take it as a loss."
Zhang Haiyan wore sunglasses, twisted her face and squatted at the door.
[If you want money from my pocket, you have to see if I have it. 】
[From now on, I, Zhang Haiyan! He is the poorest among you! Fortunately I don't have to eat. The worst case scenario is death. Hey, if he dies, we will change it. The main one will be economical and affordable. 】
Black Glasses walked to her side, grinned suddenly, and stretched out his hand: "Master, I will eat anything, as long as I don't suffer a loss. It doesn't matter if you don't have money, you can pay with your flesh."
Zhang Haiyan subconsciously put her hand in his.
[Ah ah ah ah, he took the initiative, he took the initiative! He really loves me too. Compensation with flesh is what I think it means, right? 】
[That’s right, that’s it, suck, suck, suck~]
[I’m going to get the certificate in a moment, and I’ll give birth to the baby tonight! 】
[Oh no, he doesn’t have an ID card, I don’t have one...]
[If you can’t get the certificate, then just have a baby. 】
【Blind blind, here I come~】
Zhang Haiyan had already pushed down her black glasses like this and that in her heart, but in reality she was squatting on the ground obediently, not daring to move. It's just that the curvature of the corners of the mouth is becoming increasingly difficult to control.
"You're so good, I'll steal bones to support you from now on." Black Glasses withdrew his hand and touched Zhang Haiyan's head.
This action was as skillful as when she petted the dog at home.
"!!!"
"You are the dog! I am your father!!"
After Zhang Haiyan roared angrily, she saw Black Glasses stretched out his middle finger to push up his glasses, and said lightly with a smile on his lips: "I saw a big yellow dog when I went out yesterday, which was pretty good."
Zhang Haiyan smiled and raised her middle finger in return.
[Okay, it’s a big yellow dog, right? You’d better give me the whole male dog, and you’ll be finished if I don’t do it. 】
Yo, this unconvinced look is very good. Black Glasses smiled and said: "Keep it as a spare. If it doesn't work out, you can still have a dog meat hotpot. It's very cost-effective."
[It’s a good deal for your grandma’s legs. 】
【I don’t want to be a big yellow dog! 】
[I am a noble husky, and I will bite all your sunglasses to pieces, leaving you with no sunglasses to wear! 】
[Hmph, I am such a vicious woman. 】
"Pfft... Hahahaha." Black Glasses held his belly in his hands and laughed so hard that he even bit all his sunglasses to pieces. What's the difference between this and trying to hold in a fart with all your strength?
so fun.
Black Glasses couldn't help but want to tease her and stood up: "Let's go and steal the dog."
Seeing Black Glasses stand up, Zhang Haiyan immediately rushed over and hugged his leg: "Dad! I was wrong."
She was very conscientious. Between being a dog and admitting her mistake, she chose to admit her father.
Zhang Haiyan found that Black Glasses was quite busy.
After resting at home for only half a day, the man ran out again as soon as he shouted.
I don’t know what I said to Zhang Qiling before leaving. She saw her brother Zhang going from being in a daze in the house to sitting on a small bench in the yard in a daze.
[Does he like to be in a daze so much? 】
[Does your waist hurt after sitting on a small bench for a whole day? 】
【It's quite anti-hungry. 】
With Zhang Haiyan thinking like this, and having nothing to do, she planned to go to the kitchen to see if there was anything to eat.
As a qualified fan, you cannot let your idol starve.
As a result, Zhang Haiyan rummaged around in the kitchen for a long time and found only a handful of noodles. Apart from this, there was not even an egg.
It was really hard for her to imagine what kind of life these two big men lived.
[Could it be that they are little fairies in the sky who can grow up just by drinking dew? Or is it enough for them to go out at night and absorb the essence of the sun and moon? 】
[So, they are actually two old fairies...]
[Well, that’s right. 】
Zhang Haiyan, who thought she had guessed the truth, didn't see Zhang Qiling's eyes as if he was looking at an idiot.
She was a little confused about the old-fashioned wood stove. It might be that the wood had been left for too long and was a little damp. The fire didn't rise, but the smoke was quite thick.
When Zhang Qiling saw thick smoke coming out of the kitchen window and door at the same time, he also heard Zhang Haiyan's scream.
After sighing, he got up and walked to the kitchen.
Zhang Haiyan was kneeling on the ground and throwing firewood into the stove pit, killing the small flame that had just started in two strokes. He quickly lay on the ground and blew air, trying to save him again.
A slender hand reached from her side to the stove and took out the wood that was pressed against the flames.
The small flame lost its pressure and soon started burning again.
"Brother Zhang, can you make a fire?" Zhang Haiyan looked at Zhang Qiling who was squatting by the stove to help her make a fire and felt that this world was a bit magical.
[Didn’t Wu Xie say that he was disabled at level 9? Why would he do such a thing? 】
[Damn it, Wu Xie actually spread rumors! ! He's a liar! I actually believed it! 】
Zhang Qiling looked at Zhang Haiyan with some confusion.
He has heard the name Wu Xie from Zhang Haiyan several times. From what she said, he should know Wu Xie. It even seems that they have a good relationship and they are the kind of people who can be completely trusted. But he didn't know the person she was talking about.
Maybe I forgot.
Although he was confused in his heart, he didn't ask any questions.
I just listened quietly to her complaining in her heart, but it changed after listening to it.
[Brother Da Zhang’s eyelashes are long and curled. Hmm... I think I can slide on his eyelashes. 】
[Why is his skin so good and white? He is worthy of being a fairy boy. He is just good-looking. 】
[Uuuuuuuuuuuah, I feel so uncomfortable when I think of such a good-looking man squatting down to poop. 】
Zhang Qi Ling:……
Zhang Qiling really couldn't listen anymore. Anyway, the fire is up, so she can do the rest as she likes. Anyway, the blind man just said don't let her run away. He didn't bother to care about the rest.
When he turned around and walked out of the kitchen, Zhang Qiling could still hear the chattering in his head.
[I heard that Brother Da Zhang’s body is as soft as a woman’s. If he hugs him to sleep at night, wouldn’t it be almost like a pillow? 】
When Zhang Qiling mentioned the word pillow, he remembered what the blind man said that day about the pillow.
Vaguely a little irritable.
I even felt my hands were a little itchy and wanted to strangle something. But there was more doubt in his heart. He always felt that he shouldn't have such emotions.
It seems that all the problems started from the moment Zhang Haiyan appeared.
The blind man was right, they had to keep her first. To solve this strange voice problem, they had to first know who she was, or how to kill her. Thinking of the woman who assassinated Zhang Haiyan that day, he felt that all questions needed to be answered from her.
Zhang Qiling returned to the small bench in the yard and was in a daze. It was more like thinking than dazed.
As for what to think about, Zhang Haiyan didn't know.
Boil water in a pot, and in less than half an hour, a bowl of fragrant clear soup noodles is ready.
Zhang Qiling sat in the yard eating noodles with a bowl in hand.
Zhang Haiyan squatted beside him, holding her head in her hands, staring at him with an infatuated expression.
[The fingers are so long that if you don’t use them to hold my hand, they will be useless. 】
[And this waist, if you don’t hug it, what’s the point of its existence! 】
[Tsk, tsk, tsk, your lips are so pink, they must be very soft when you kiss them. 】
【If you eat my noodles, you are mine. Suck, suck, suck~]
[I regret, why did I make noodles for him? He shouldn’t eat noodles now, he should come and eat me. Oh ho ho ho~]
As Zhang Haiyan looked at it, she noticed that Brother Zhang's earlobes were stained with a hint of pink.
While screaming in her heart that she was so cute and wanted to be kissed, she quickly said: "I didn't poison you. Don't blame me for eating you to death. That's not right. Aren't you immune to all poisons? You have unicorn blood. Expired? You shouldn’t, little fairy boy, how about you drink some toilet water to replenish it?”
