"You said his name is Zhang Qiling? Then you don't want to tell me he's called Black Glasses, do you? Stop making trouble, how is this possible?"
Zhang Haiyan had an expression on her face: "Don't lie to me, this joke is not funny at all."
She paused the next moment.
"He is Zhang Qiling, you are Black Glasses, and that old man from before... Chen Pi Ah Si?"
Black Glasses snapped his fingers: "Correct answer, but unfortunately there is no reward."
"Wait a minute...let me check it out. He is Zhang Qiling, you are wearing black glasses...He is Zhang Qiling...you are wearing black glasses..."
Zhang Haiyan kept repeating these two sentences. The black glasses made me wonder if she had a cassette.
Then he patted her head twice.
This time, I didn’t even say anything.
He even lost his voice and looked completely stuck.
It was so quiet that even Zhang Qiling felt a little uncomfortable.
A minute later, the familiar scream sounded in their minds again.
[Ah ah ah, mom, I saw someone alive! 】
【Live! Live! Live! 】
[Zhang Qiling masturbated me, and I slept in the same bed as Black Glasses! 】
【I...I...I...I...】
【I will have no regrets in this life...】
Zhang Haiyan cocked her head back, then looked up to the sky and smiled: "God, I love you to death!!!"
Even with her black glasses, she was afraid that she would die from laughing.
At this moment, Zhang Haiyan looked at the two people with completely different eyes.
Looking at the black glasses, one wonders if he is not wearing pants.
"You don't know, I'm actually your idol. No, I mean, you two are my idols. I really, really like you two."
Black Glasses nodded: "Well, I know you still have my naked pillow at home, so you can sleep on it."
"????"
Zhang Haiyan blinked.
[How did he know? Did I say that? no? 】
Sure enough, when he heard the word naked, Zhang Qiling showed a look of extreme disgust.
The black glasses looked at Zhang Qiling with a smile: "There are yours too."
Even more disgusted.
"No, Brother Da Zhang, I'm not naked. Listen to me explain. It's just a metaphor. I'm wearing underwear. Really..."
"real!"
"Everything I said is true..." Zhang Haiyan yelled this feebly as she was hung on a tree in the yard.
"well…"
Looking at the dark room, Zhang Haiyan sighed for the 181st breath today.
"Hey, Master Hei, Brother Da Zhang, can you two put me down?"
"well…"
In the silent night, only unknown insects are left playing in the corner. For Zhang Haiyan, now is the perfect time for late-night emO.
She raised her head at a 45-degree angle and looked at the starry sky above her head. After finding the emO position, she said quietly: "I really want to escape, but I can't..."
The bow and arrow grazed Zhang Haiyan's face and nailed it to the tree behind her, and then a second bow and arrow followed.
The door of the house was pushed open the moment the first arrow was fired. Zhang Qiling and Black Glasses jumped out from the wall and headed towards the direction of the arrow.
Zhang Haiyan looked at the two people who had disappeared and complained silently: "Good guys, this is late at night for me, but for others it's a hunting time."
"Hey...I really want to escape...Hey? Hey, hey, hey, when you two come back, please put me down first and then leave."
Zhang Haiyan felt that she had never been so speechless in this life, no, in her previous life.
Even if she was stabbed by someone, she still doesn't remember who stabbed her.
Just die, it's just like the wind and the head falling to the ground.
Fortunately, he managed to travel through time without dying.
Just wear it, and at least have some kinship with the protagonists. Even if they are not relatives, they must still be individuals.
Even if she's not a human being, she can't wear anything like Queen Mother of the West, Ultimate, Forbidden Mother, Pheasant Neck.
She has no place to stay in just the clothes she wears.
The soul has come over, who can give me an identity?
You have to live on the corpses of others, even humans and animals.
Where can she go to reason with this?
Others come in and help the protagonists rob tombs and fight with the Wang family to fall in love.
What about her?
It can be chopped up as rice dumplings, it can be chopped up as sandbags, it can be chopped up as food reserves... Uh... You shouldn't eat corpses, right?
In short, she could not escape the fate of being chopped down.
As for falling in love...
Ah…
What a joke.
Who the hell would like a corpse that stinks every few days? Necrophilia is unnecessary.
Life is hopeless.
Black Glasses looked at Zhang Haiyan who could twist himself into a maggot while hanging from a tree and admired him.
This is a good mentality. It's almost catching up with me.
As soon as I took a step forward, Zhang Haiyan's singing sounded in my mind again.
【You think, therefore I exist, so that the soul can be reborn~】
The foot that Black Glasses stepped out came back again.
Other people's singing is either bad or good, but hers is better, somewhere in between, the kind that's really bad.
When Zhang Qiling came back, he saw Black Glasses sitting under a tree some distance from the door, holding a few pebbles in his hand and throwing them around in boredom.
Seeing Zhang Qiling coming back, she immediately smiled and patted the seat next to him: "Come, sit here."
Zhang Qiling didn't want to pay attention to him. Isn't it sick to sit at the door instead of going back to the house in the middle of the night?
And the moment he passed by Black Glasses, the corner of Zhang Qiling's mouth twitched.
Then there was a mute beside the black glasses who was staring at the sky in a daze.
"Ran."
Zhang Qiling's tone was calm, but his black glasses revealed a trace of doubt in his eyes.
"What about the person you can't catch? You shouldn't. It doesn't look like he has good skills. Are you shy because the other person is a woman?" Black Glasses asked with a smile.
"Caught and disappeared."
Black Glasses counted the words one by one and then said with a shocked face: "Wow, you actually said seven words in one breath."
Zhang Qiling was a little speechless. He just didn't like to talk, but it wasn't like he couldn't speak.
"Okay, no kidding, I think she must know something about you, so now, do you go in to shut her up or do I go in?" After Black Glasses finished speaking, he saw Zhang Qiling suddenly pull out the dagger.
"No. I'll go." Black Glasses shook his head helplessly and walked into the courtyard resignedly.
Twenty steps, that is, a distance of twenty meters.
It seems that the maximum distance they can hear her voice is twenty meters. Tsk, it seems that if she wants to sleep in the future, she will have to be tied outside.
Well, that tree just now was pretty good.
Zhang Haiyan, who had no idea that she would spend the night in a tree, had already sung the song "Tadpole Looking for Mom".
The moment Black Glasses opened the door, Zhang Haiyan just sang that line loudly...
"So you are my mother..."
Eyes facing each other.
Zhang Haiyan found the feeling of public execution.
Fortunately, he is the only one. If Brother Zhang also...
Then she saw Zhang Qiling behind the black glasses with eyes filled with disgust.
[Goodbye mom, I will set sail tonight~]
[This world, let it be like this, I will hang up first. 】
