When Zhang Haiyan saw the figure of a rabbit on her reflective sunglasses, she immediately realized that she had turned into a rabbit.
Before she could be shocked, she was immediately tied up with black glasses.
This technique is very similar to the technique used to tie pigs when killing pigs in her hometown.
Looking at the fire getting closer and closer to her, Zhang Haiyan blew frantically in an attempt to extinguish the fire that could turn her into fragrant roast rabbit meat, but it was all in vain.
Zhang Haiyan cursed in her heart.
From God scolding to the unfairness of fate, from fate to black glasses, in short, in ten minutes, she scolded everything she could think of.
Finally, his calf twitched and his eyes rolled.
[Amen, may there be no rabbits in the next life. 】
Zhang Haiyan closed her eyes and arched her nose vigorously.
【It's quite fragrant. 】
[Suck~ I'm so greedy. Can you give me a bite? 】
Zhang Haiyan felt something was put on her mouth, and without paying any attention to it, she opened her three-petal mouth, grabbed the object and put it in her mouth.
Halfway through the meal, I realized something wasn't right.
When he opened his eyes, he saw Black Glasses eating roasted chicken legs, and there was grass in his mouth that he didn't know he had pulled out.
Zhang Haiyan spit out the grass in her mouth.
"I don't want to eat grass, I want to eat meat, meat, do you understand, you devil? And where did you get this grass? Why does it still smell like shit? You didn't bring paper with you when you went to the toilet. Have you wiped your butt with grass leaves?"
Black Glasses watched the little rabbit's mouth arch up and down, and the squeaking sound fell in his ears.
It seemed that as long as she was not a human being, he would not be able to understand the meaning of the words that came out of her mouth. Only what she was thinking in her heart could be converted into words that he could understand.
But looking at the small mouth that opened and closed, he could guess that the curse was quite dirty.
Black Glasses held the chicken drumstick in his hand and placed it in front of Zhang Haiyan: "Want to eat?"
Zhang Haiyan nodded, opened her mouth and leaned over, but the chicken leg happened to be just one centimeter in front of her mouth.
Zhang Haiyan glared and pushed her legs forward. After several struggles, the stick tied to her body finally broke.
Zhang Haiyan immediately fell into the fire.
When the black glasses took her out, several patches of her originally fair fur were burnt and bald, and it looked like she had bald spots.
"What's the matter? I feel bad that I didn't get to eat the roasted rabbit. I want to roast myself."
Black Glasses grabbed the rabbit's ears and stood up. After stamping out the fire, he took the rabbit back to where he currently lives.
Zhang Qiling was sitting on a small bench in the yard looking at the sky in a daze.
When he saw Black Glasses coming back, he only gave him a look and continued to be in a daze. However, the next second, his eyes suddenly shifted to the rabbit in Black Glasses' hands.
[Hi, high imitation version of Brother Zhang. I remember you like furries, so do you like rabbits? You shouldn’t eat rabbits, right? Can you please help me? My ears are being pinched so tightly. 】
"blind."
Zhang Qiling suddenly shouted "Black Glasses".
Seeing his eyes falling on the rabbit in his hand, he thought he heard her nagging voice and threw the rabbit away.
Zhang Haiyan drew a perfect arc in the air and then fell into the arms of a deserted person.
Zhang Haiyan raised her head and looked at Zhang Qiling, who was looking down at her, and rubbed his fingers flatteringly.
"Don't eat me! Thank you!"
Zhang Qiling didn't understand this sentence, but the plush touch on his fingers made him feel happy.
Then he put his big hand on Zhang Haiyan's back.
The moment Zhang Haiyan was held down, one hundred and eight ways to eat rabbits appeared in her mind.
Even if she eats it, can her skin be used as a scarf?
【Ah ah ah ah, I have never worn a rabbit skin scarf. 】
"Don't eat."
Zhang Qiling couldn't bear the noise from her anymore. Why can't you just be a quiet little rabbit and let him pet you? If the argument continues, he will really break her neck.
Zhang Haiyan said:
[Son of a bitch, I can’t even believe the punctuation marks of these two words you said. 】
[But because you look like Zhang Qiling, I will reluctantly let you masturbate. 】
[Yes, yes, right here, scratch, quick. 】
[Huh~ cool. 】
The limbs and claws puddled into the palm of his hand and turned directly into rabbit cakes.
Feeling the Zhang style scratching on my back.
Zhang Haiyan was full of thoughts.
[It would be great if Brother Zhang really scratches my itch. 】
[Don’t mention it, scratching your hair mound with your fingers is so cool. 】
[This kind of treatment, even if I go to the King of Hell, I can brag about it for three days. 】
[Hahaha, I scratched my hair mound with my fingers and scraped it with the black gold ancient knife. I felt dizzy. 】
[If the Zhang family saw this, they would probably hack me to death. And Wu Xie, his eyes must have popped out of his head. 】
Black Glasses entered the house, and after a while he came out with two basins. After filling a basin with water from the well in the yard, he looked at Zhang Qiling and asked, "Braised in braised or stir-fried?"
Zhang Haiyan felt that Black Glasses' words should have been said to the man behind her, but the target was talking about her.
The moment when the ears were plucked.
Zhang Haiyan once again burst out screaming for a second, and then stopped.
[No, if the rabbit dies, I can replace it with another one. 】
[No, no, no, what if another one is worse than a rabbit? 】
[What if I become a mouse, ant, or cockroach...]
The expression on Zhang Qiling's face changed slightly for a moment, as if the rabbit he was holding was changing according to what Zhang Haiyan said. He frowned slightly and threw her back to the black glasses in disgust. He felt that there would be another noise soon and gave him a headache, so he turned around and left.
Black Glasses caught the rabbit thrown over and pressed it into the water basin. His mind was filled with ahhhhhhh.
The black glasses looked at the water that turned black instantly, and twitched the corner of his mouth in disgust.
Zhang Haiyan stared at her legs twice in fright, rolled her eyes, and twitched.
It was impossible to faint, but she could pretend to be dead.
After she was washed, her head was pressed and rubbed. The drying method was no worse than skin peeling.
What followed was a huge spin. If she hadn't been able to faint now, she would have fainted to death.
She didn't open her eyes until she was completely calm.
[Have I arrived at the Palace of Hell? 】
Zhang Haiyan sighed.
It seemed that I was really done playing this time.
She hasn't remembered how she died.
After thinking for a while, Zhang Haiyan lay down on all fours.
She's in a bad mood, do as she pleases.
I didn't know how long I lay down, but I felt the air around me getting cold.
Zhang Haiyan was shaken by the cold, and she leaned forward. After touching for a long time, she found a relatively solid 'wall', and then pressed one paw on the 'wall'.
[Thinking of me, Zhang Haiyan, who wandered all my life and came back as a young girl. 】
[I've never even touched a man's abdominal muscles. I've only liked one, two, three, four...eight or nine men. 】
[Why did he die suddenly? I don’t even know who the murderer is. 】
【This is too much. 】
Zhang Haiyan recalled her life in her mind,
When I was eighteen years old, my roommate said that I would trade my life for ten years of innocence for you. From then on, Zhang Haiyan walked into a small pit within a big pit. There was still water in the pit, and the water hid the path of no return. In addition, the latter one always had a smile on her lips, seemingly happy and carefree. But he hid the lonely man with sunglasses...
【Depend on! I haven’t paid back the money! 】
[Sigh... Forget it, it doesn't matter. I'm dead, and everything has nothing to do with me. It’s just a pity that I have a blind and naked pillow at home. Oooh, I only held it for two days. 】
[I haven’t even dreamed of him holding my little hand. 】
Zhang Haiyan's little claws hit what she thought was the wall hard.
Then she saw the scene she longed for most in her previous life.
Black Glasses pulled Zhang Haiyan out of the bed and pointed at a small red paw print on his chest: "I gave you a bath for your kindness, and this is how you repay me?"
[Ahhh, abs, abs, abs! Suck it~】
【Shirtless old man! ! Suck slip~suck slip~]
【I hate myself for being a rabbit. 】
[Wait a minute, what I just touched was...oh oh oh oh~]
At this moment, Zhang Haiyan expressed that she was willing to spend her whole life in exchange for ten years of abdominal muscle experience.
