Brain storage!
Important points: the heroine is a generation of Zhang Jiahai. Haiyan means 'prophet of the storm' in Russian. Please feel free to take your seat accordingly.
You don’t have to watch it if you don’t like it, there’s no need to scold me. The name was typed incorrectly due to copyright issues. The heroine is always talking in her heart, yy all the protagonists, don't enter if you don't like it, CP Hei Ye. Key point: This is a funny article. If you want to read a serious story, please pay attention. In the early stage, the heroine will be possessed by men, women and animals. Her real body will appear in more than thirty chapters, but she will still be dead. She will be restored in the later stage. The heroine's identity is a private one. She travels through time and comes back, but there is a problem with her memory. If you don't want to see the above, please leave immediately.
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Zhang Haiyan is dead,
But she was alive again.
It’s just that my life seems incomplete, only half alive.
The two big eyes blinked crazily as they looked at the headless neck, and their mouth once again let out a scream that was comparable to the whistle of a large truck.
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah…"
After a moment, she fell into silence again.
He held her head with both hands and pressed her neck hard twice, and then the head rolled to the ground again.
The corners of Zhang Haiyan's mouth twitched, and she controlled her body to lie on the ground and kept touching her.
But the body without a head seemed a little stupid. He stuck out his big butt and touched her for a long time without saying anything. He even accidentally poked her eyes with his fingers, making her sing a song again: "Ah ah ah, I'm going to be blind." blind…"
Ten minutes later, Zhang Haiyan sighed for the 180th time today. If anyone was there, they would see a man wearing coarse linen clothes with only a hollow on his shoulders holding his head. In the narrow tomb passage, I bumped into the wall back and forth!
It's really hitting a wall.
Although she couldn't feel the pain, Zhang Haiyan still tried her best to control her palms to cover her forehead. After all, she didn't know if she could survive if her head was smashed. Although her current life doesn't seem to be quite right.
After struggling for a long time, she finally walked out of the tomb passage. There were many corpses lying in the tomb chamber. Zhang Haiyan looked for something in those people's backpacks that could fix her head.
She didn't dare to ask for needlework. After all, she didn't think anyone would be so weird as to carry a needle and thread with them in a place like this. Could it be that she planned to sew a new set of clothes for Zongzi after seeing him?
[Brother, it’s Chinese New Year. I’m a tailor in the village and I’m here to give you a set of clothes. 】
[Then Zongzi put on the customized clothes with satisfaction and had a fresh New Year's Eve dinner? 】
Zhang Haiyan felt that after her brain was broken, her imagination was really wide open.
A lot of hemp ropes were found. Zhang Haiyan tried her best to use her own skills to wrap her head and neck together. Although she even had her mouth tied several times, she still did not give up saving this animal. body.
She was dead, she knew this for sure, but she just couldn't remember how she died.
He also didn’t understand why he possessed this woman’s body and came to life again.
Still came to life as a corpse.
And her head couldn't be pushed upwards like she imagined, and then with a 'swish' sound, countless flesh and blood grew to connect the head and body.
Zhang Haiyan secretly thought about the countless possibilities at this moment.
[First, borrowing a corpse to bring back a soul is really just a soul. 】
[Second, she might have traveled to some kind of zombie world, and as a zombie with a mind and a soul, she might be able to become some shocking BOSS. Thinking of this, she felt a little excited in her heart. She is truly gifted. 】
[Third, the Hall of the King of Hell is undergoing renovations. This is actually the Hall of the King of Hell that has just been demolished in half, and those lying on the ground are temporary workers. They are taking a rest when they are tired. 】
Four: "Ahhhhhhhh."
She really didn't want to scream. It would be difficult for anyone to accept this. If she hadn't been in a good mood and couldn't faint even though her voice was hoarse after shouting for a whole day, it would be unknown why she fainted for 800 times.
I don't know if it was because she was a corpse. Not only was she unable to faint, but she also couldn't feel pain. Her emotions even seemed to be a little dull. Thanks to this, she was in the mood to save her head at the moment. Instead of lying on the ground and continuing to cry.
And the moment she had just wrapped her head, a white light flashed, and the newly wrapped head rolled to the side again, and then their eyes met.
Zhang Haiyan looked at the handsome guy behind her who was still chopping her head with a dagger in his hand, and the handsome guy who was wearing sunglasses and looking at her with a crooked smile like an idiot in this environment, and howled again.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I just tied my head!!!"
Zhang Haiyan's body was lying on the ground, sticking her butt out and groping back and forth as before. After seeing this, the man who cut off her head with a cold expression had a flash of doubt about the world in his eyes. The man wearing sunglasses smiled in surprise and said: "My eyes are really opened today. I have seen a lot of moving rice dumplings. I can move and talk. I even know how to find the rice dumplings when my head falls off." It’s really the first time I’ve seen it.”
After saying that, he looked at the cold-faced man: "Mute, how about I give you a slap in the face to see if you are dreaming?"
Zhang Qiling glared at the black glasses, the meaning in his eyes was very simple, why don't you let me slap you.
After Zhang Haiyan touched her head, she hugged her head and rolled herself into a ball.
He kept complaining about the two people in front of him.
[Perverted murderer...uh...killing ghosts...isn't right, ahhhh, who cares? Two perverts chopped my head off, and they look so much like my boyfriend. The one with sunglasses, do you think you're wearing the same suit? If Hei wears sunglasses, do you have black glasses? My boyfriend won't be like you...well, he will. But so what. I love him! 】
[And you, you cold-blooded beheading maniac, do you think that because you are so cold-faced, I think you look just like my other male idol? Gee, let alone he is really as handsome as Zhang Qiling in my mind. Bah, bah, bah, that doesn't change the fact that you are a beheading maniac. 】
The black blind man frowned and looked at the woman in front of him who should have been dead a long time ago, but it was not obvious that he was still dead at the moment. He seemed to be sure whether her mouth had moved or not: "Mute, did you hear that?"
Zhang Qiling also frowned and said "hmm".
I can actually hear this monster's voice, they both thought at the same time.
And she seemed to know them, but she didn't recognize them.
And Zhang Haiyan over there was still complaining in her heart.
[When I evolve into the ultimate BOSS, I must kill you two for your fake products and resolutely defend the dignity of my male god! 】
[Amitabha, the Great Merciful and Compassionate Gatling Bodhisattva, Jesus God Tathagata Buddha, bless me and I must live! ! ! 】
Black Glasses couldn't help but burst out laughing. He pointed at Zhang Haiyan and looked at Zhang Qiling and said, "This thing is quite confusing."
Zhang Qiling seems to be still confirming what this thing is. It smells like the dead. She even cut off her head with her own hands, but she can speak and her thoughts are almost the same as those of a normal person. What's even stranger is that he and the blind man I could hear what she was thinking.
Just when he was about to chop her head with a knife, he heard Zhang Haiyan's voice ringing in his mind again.
[Uuuuuuuuah, my big brother Zhang, my blindness. There are two bastards bullying me. 】
Zhang Qiling: She seems to know me?
Black Blind Man: Hey, this little monster is quite fun. How about taking it back and raising it for two days?
