The voice of grievance echoed in the mountains of despair like snow falling in August, echoing in the empty valley, and the sorrow lasted for a long time.
The old man who had just wiped his cold sweat and successfully crushed a mosquito that never gave up sat up from the bed again, with a look of horror on his face.
"Wait a minute, where did the wild Dou E come from? How dare you do tricks in this class!? If I really am an old man, I can't become a mighty dragon!?"
Naturally, no one answered the question of the old man who was dancing to clear the shadow. In the quiet night, there was only the crisp chirping of insects, but the crickets and grasshoppers were chirping happily.
"No response? Wait, Thief Cao is a dream, could it be that wild Dou E is also a dream? Is this a dream within a dream?"
Thinking like this, the old forest ranger who stopped Jinji pinched his face, which even mosquitoes couldn't bite.
"Oh, it really hurts his grandpa... So, if it's not a dream, is there really such a thing? Didn't it mean that we have defeated all the demons and monsters since the founding of the People's Republic of China? Calm down, calm down..."
The old man who couldn't figure it out finally ended up with red eyes, forced the two jiojios to huddle under the quilt, and stared at the iron wooden door all night, for fear that something would suddenly break in.
After tonight, there is another poor, suspicious old man in the world.
When Dou E's terrifying voice of grievances subsided, the nervous old man didn't know that on another cliff on a hilltop, the poor red-crossed crooked-neck tree had turned into a big crater, as if it had been hit by an aerial bomb. Likewise, half of the hilltop was flattened.
From this point of view, the red cross looks like a judge's ink pen, and it also looks like the coordinates of a precise strike. The Crooked Neck Tree has suffered a man-made disaster, and it is simply more unjust than Dou E.
It turned into ashes and didn't know that he was just one of the countless victims in the cursed diary...
What is strange is that the celestial body did not make any huge noise when it hit the ground. It was not even as loud as Dou E's last cry of injustice. Instead, the kinetic energy converted into potential energy was actually transmitted to the ground, directly smashing the ground into a Zhang Mazi then lit a spark of fire, which frightened the surviving birds, beasts, ants and flies into using their escape skills and fled in all directions, away from the central area where the meteorite fell.
After an unknown amount of time, the half-burned hemp rope returned to darkness and the flames were extinguished.
In the stillness, deep in the crater, one could vaguely see a small lump of luminous fluid that looked like a cell mass, flowing and condensing on the crystallized ground.
When the meteorite fragments came into contact with the luminous liquid fluid, they were homogenized and became part of the optical fluid, allowing the originally thin fluid to continue to grow and strengthen.
As the fluid gathered more and more, an incredible scene appeared in this silent corner with no bystanders.
Just like using data streams to build a virtual character from scratch in the VR world, the fluid belonging to the unknown visible spectrum gradually condenses into the shape of a human through high-speed aggregation and decomposition.
Nose, eyes, ears, mouth, head to torso, legs to feet...
The fluid flows faster and faster, and the outline of the human body becomes more and more perfect. When it reaches a certain limit, all the optical fluid disappears instantly.
The bright crater returned to darkness.
At the same time, in the center of the crater, a bright young man opened his eyes blankly, looked at the unfamiliar crystalline environment around him, and then looked at the sky with blank eyes.
"I am conscious. I remember my name is Xia Enzhou. This shows that people do have souls after death, so...
Is this the sky in the afterlife? It seems no different from the earthly world? From this point of view, the underworld should also like to engage in environmental protection. Can I not be reincarnated and go to the underworld to plant trees?
I'll talk to the bull-headed horseman who came to pick me up later. Maybe he can use my sharp tongue to fool me... Anyway, after all, I should have gotten rid of that thief God. I see you are in the underworld. What else can you do to me? "
Phew~
A gust of night wind blew by, and the bare-chested young man sitting at the bottom of the crystallized pit felt cool and stimulating underneath him, as if he had been sprayed with wind oil. The young man couldn't help but feel like a Wu-Dang sect.
"Hiss~ The evil wind in this underworld is so strong that my small body seems a little unable to withstand it... After death, the soul has no clothes? So... Po Meng... can I..."
Thinking like this, an old woman with light spots holding a stone bowl appeared in the young man's mind.
Beside the ancient bridge, there are beautiful flowers on the other side.
Moving lightly, the old woman worked hard to twist her waist as thin as ribs, and emotionally held up to herself the stone bowl filled with unknown green liquid and bubbles of green skulls.
"Xiao Xia, it's time to drink medicine~"
The fantasy ended in an instant, Xia Enzhou had a cold war, and reason took over again.
"People can't...at least they shouldn't...I am a good person and never do bad things, so I must respect Grandma Meng."
"..."
"Why is it so slow? Brother Niu and Ma Di don't have the spirit of Meituan at all? With this service attitude, how much money would it cost to put it in the world?"
I waited so hard but couldn't wait to lead the way, not to mention a bull-headed and horse-faced kid, not even a green-faced and fanged kid.
This underworld is a bit too shabby, with no hospitality at all...
Xia Enzhou, who could no longer sit still, moved his cold buttocks away from the crystalline ground. After standing up, he was about to inquire about information about the underworld, but he couldn't help but focus on his bare bottom.
The dark wind blows, and Xia Enzhou once again embodies the spirit of Wudang.
"Speaking of which, walking the bird all the time is not an option? Is there any plant in the underworld that can be used as a shelter? It has to be covered, it's so unaccustomed... Anyway, let's climb out of this hole first."
Then, Xia Enzhou, who climbed into the pit, silently picked up the half of the thick hemp rope that hung the old sow and himself.
Withdrawing his gaze from the familiar yet unfamiliar environment around him, the young man, who had long forgotten that he was naked due to shock, stared at the half-burned hemp rope without saying a word for a long time, as if he had gone to the toilet in great pain after getting angry. , while eating, I saw the kind-faced Lao Ganma again at the dinner table.
After being stunned for a long time, Xia Enzhouzhou finally raised his head, and his face returned to the blank look it had at the beginning.
"So, am I not dead? Or am I dead and alive again?"
The young man covered his forehead and tried to remember what he had just experienced.
Meteorites, hemp ropes, red fork trees, cliffs, kicking...
The last thing that remained in his memory was his body that was torn apart by the impact of the meteorite and a dazzling white light.
Reason regains control of the brain, and calm regains control of the body.
Schizophrenia also seems to be improving.
From mental illness to neurosis, another big step has been taken.
"In other words, I did disintegrate due to the meteorite impact just now, and then came back to life for some unknown reason. The reason why I have no clothes is because my clothes were burned by the burning meteorite. The deep crater just now is a meteorite crater , the ground crystallized due to the high temperature caused by the burning of meteorites.
Therefore, this is still the world of the earth, and it is still the Despair Mountains backed by National Highway 404. This is not some underworld, and naturally there will be no bull-headed horse faces or bright spots like Po Meng..."
Now that he had a clue about his situation, Xia Entropyzhou, who was full of doubts, forcibly put an end to his various conjectures.
"There is definitely something wrong with my situation, but now is not the right time to explore it. Let's find a way to get home first..."
Gritting his teeth, Xia Entropy Zhou braved the gusts of wind and tidied up the scene. After making sure that he had left no obvious traces, he found no residue and no suitable big leaves to hide his shame. Xia Entropy Zhou decided to bite the bullet and do it again. Earth-faced midnight birdwalker.
As for the key issue, we will naturally discuss it when we get back.
Of course, during this process, in addition to encountering the only female witness who was walking around at night wearing a white robe with disheveled hair, he finally managed to avoid all surveillance cameras with his excellent anti-reconnaissance capabilities - if the community If there is any pretense inside.
After that, a terrifying legend about an exhibitionist hooligan who stalked women at night suddenly appeared on a certain frequency band in Xingfu Community, and a strange story about bare-butted savages dancing on the roadside at night appeared on National Highway 404.
However, there were several unlucky thieves who were caught off guard by the sudden arrangement and were caught by the security guards, shouting that they were wronged.
Because many security guards have been patrolled at night, the Xingfu Community, whose property fees have increased again, is obviously happier. At night, every household praises the property one after another.
Naturally, these messy things would not have any impact on Xia Enzhou, because when he returned home, he saw the door ajar.
Obviously, in less than two hours away from home, some enthusiastic people volunteered to help him open the door of his house without a key in order to help him get home smoothly. Now I just don’t know about this enthusiastic person. Leave or not.
"Who is this? It's so thoughtful. Before I left, I didn't forget to put an advertisement for the locksmith company 3344110 on the inside lock of my door. If you have the chance, I must thank this kind and helpful person and give it to him." The most beautiful blessing..."
With tears streaming down his face, Xia Enzhou opened the door gratefully and saw a mess.
The mahogany coffee table was knocked over to the ground, the drawer of the TV cabinet stuck out its tongue playfully, the short shoe cabinet was opened, and four or five empty shoe boxes were thrown everywhere, but the shoes inside were missing.
It was the same in the two bedrooms. Every place where things could be hidden had been dug out, and even the bed boards were overturned on the ground. Fortunately, except for the cursed diary on the desk, no valuables were lost... because All the valuable things were taken away by my father and mother as dowries...
Anyway, for Xia Enzhou, everyone who gets married is one of his own. It's nothing more than a left hand and a right hand, and they can only kiss one after another.
However, at first Xia Enzhou thought that his father gave his mother's jade ring to his sister to keep the money from outsiders. But now it seems that after all the family members have formed a new family, he has become an outsider. No wonder this Nothing is left at home...
Xia Enzhou, who casually put on a pair of short-sleeved shorts, slumped on the sofa and paid tribute to Teacher Ge You in his own way.
"I know you are in need of money. I understand that you take shoes, computers and other things that can be exchanged for money. The question is, why are you taking a broken diary? You can't exchange money. I don't know if this involves other people. A private item? If you can’t sell it, won’t it hurt to wipe your butt?”
Staring at the ceiling blankly, Xia Enzhou thought for a while, but still felt something was wrong.
Very inappropriate.
If he succeeds in his fart, then the content in the diary will naturally become the ravings of a lunatic and a mentally ill person, and no one will care or believe it.
The problem now is that not only did he not die, but he also experienced resurrection from the dead. Bizarre things happened to him one after another. In this case, if the cursed diary fell into the hands of those who had saved it with the help of Grandpa Yuan, In the hands of a thoughtful person who has eaten enough and has nothing to do, maybe when he is bored, he might find a few thugs or gangsters to tie him up and study it out of curiosity?
Therefore, the cursed diary must be found and destroyed.
No information has yet been found about the changes that occurred during the body's resurrection, but the ability of my poisonous milk is very familiar.
This is the kind of thing that can drive people to death if they are sincere. It’s so scary...
Just as Xia Enzhouzhou was thinking about how to get his diary back and destroy it, there was sudden movement in the corridor, and the next moment, the door was opened again.
After taking a photo of a sticky unlock advertisement next to the lock, a middle-aged man carrying a large sack walked into the house like he was at his own home. He was obviously a veteran familiar with the zero-dollar purchase process.
But when he saw Xia Enzhou, who was slumped on the sofa, the man's face froze obviously, his steps stopped, and he seemed to turn around and run away immediately.
"Brother, what do you do as a colleague? You don't say a word before you take action? I've been here for a few days, and when I was about to take action, brother, you flipped my plate and let me waste one. Months of time…”
"So... I'm here to collect rags too?"
After hearing this, the middle-aged man stopped and began to look at the young man sitting on the sofa suspiciously.
The corners of Xia Enzhouzhou's mouth twitched.
Good guy, it’s okay if you come to my house to steal things, and after you take the things, you complain that my things are all tattered. If I don’t give you the most beautiful blessing, you won’t know what your last name is...
"Does this look like my home to you?"
The middle-aged man shook his head without hesitation.
"No, because this place doesn't feel like a home at all. There's not even a photo. The owner of the house is probably a loner, maybe a left-behind child. Left-behind children shouldn't be like you."
Xia Enzhouzhou:......
When Xia Enzhou was speechless, the middle-aged man who had been observing the young man in shorts was not idle either.
Judging from the appearance, the young man Ge You is lying on looks like an idle gangster without a job. Judging from the rosy and shiny complexion, he does not look like a thief with an unstable income, but more like a well-clothed and well-fed man. The eldest son of a rich family, but the face of this eldest son of a rich family is too plain. It seems that he is really just complaining that he has robbed the prey he is targeting, and he does not look like the owner of the house who has been tortured all night. (End of chapter)
