After forcing himself to calm down his excitement, the young man once again immersed himself in writing.
"To be honest, I'm going to crack, no, I've already cracked, not my butt, but my head, wait, it seems my butt is also cracked, anyway, it's all cracked, my butt and head are split open... Wait, What nonsense am I writing?
The reason for the split was not that my family members all found their own family members in my family and became each other's new family members. In the end, I was left alone as a lonely person who had lost all my family members.
It’s not that my father, who has always been a strict father to raise my sister and me, is secretly watching “The Group Dotes on My Spoiled Wife, The Domineering President Falls in Love with Me” on his mobile phone, and it’s not that when he sees the plot of his beloved wife being pampered, his face changes. There is an indescribable feeling of comfort...
No, really, police uncles, don’t believe it. Well, maybe believe it a little, because it’s so outrageous. The person dad is replacing is not the overbearing president...
By the way, to get down to business, the main reason for the split is that I realized that after tonight, my sister will become my mother. She will call me brother and I will call her mother.
My sister is actually the daughter of my mother and her adoptive father, so I have to call my grandfather stepfather, and my father needs to call me brother-in-law. If he has another son with my sister, I should call him What? Why don't you call me grandpa?
Anyway, I am just a grandson, a turtle grandchild, my family is all married, no one cares about my feelings..."
Wiping the wet corners of his eyes, the young man continued to write with tears in his eyes.
"So, this world is no longer worthy of love. When I was a child, my ambition of 'crying alone, true love is invincible' has gone far away. Let alone true love, I think I am lacking in love, and God is lacking in heart..."
Being completely targeted by the world, I decided to stick to the southeast branch. I really didn’t want to call my sister’s son grandpa, so I decided to die early and be reincarnated early to create a new name and strive for greater glory.
Eighteen years later, I, Xia Enzhou, am a hero again! But God, you have bullied me for so long. Open your eyes and don’t send me to India next door. I’m really afraid of those ruthless people who like to eat cow dung cakes dipped in the holy water of the Ganges. Don’t send me there either. Bangzi Country, I don’t want to apply for World Heritage at the top of my lungs every day just for the peacock dance fingering..."
After writing this, the young man who felt a little off topic sighed, paused slightly on his pen tip, and then lowered his head again, like a defeated person admitting defeat.
"...So, if any police officer sees this diary, please believe what is said in this diary. The things recorded in this diary, including the reasons why I killed myself, are all It's an ironclad fact. If you don't believe it, just check the font. It's definitely not someone pretending to be someone and trying to kill me. At this point, I have to mention that Conan is really difficult sometimes. I think it should be renamed 'Ke Difficult'. Well, after all, where Conan is, the Japanese are in trouble...
… I’ve digressed a bit too much, and as expected, I’m a little abnormal, so let’s get back to the point.
Uncle policeman, I have been cursed by God, and my life is in a mess, so I choose to release myself. Yes, desperate boys are so confident.
Let me briefly explain the crime process to the police uncle. The murderer was myself. My crime tool was a hemp rope picked up from the vegetable market. I saw it hanging a pig with my own eyes. It was absolutely strong.
The place where the crime was committed was on a crooked tree in the back hill of Xingfu Community, which is the mountain near National Highway 404. The scenery there is very good. I think I can...
Die a little happier? maybe.
Just like that, leave, don’t miss it...wait, no one will miss it, right? I'm so pitiful...
At 23:12 in the evening, Xia Enzhou, a senior dropout who was tired of living, wrote his last words.
He was 24 years old, so he should be gone, right? Not sure, anyway, if I have more to say, I will write it again..."
When the pen tip reached this point, Xia Enzhou could no longer write. He closed the pen cap and inserted the carbon pen back into the pen holder.
Xia Entropyzhou trembled and closed the diary he named "Curse Diary". He stared blankly at the code-locked 404, then took a deep breath, reached out and turned off the dim light on the desk. Warm desk lamp...
"According to the latest news from the Meteorological Bureau, a meteorite from 404 light-years away will land on Earth tomorrow.
The meteor will slide through the night sky in the northern hemisphere and fall somewhere in China. I hope that all astronomy enthusiasts will watch it at home, watch in a civilized way, and try to avoid traveling to avoid disasters from the sky and tears from their loved ones..."
He turned off the chattering TV and the female host with a friendly smile disappeared from the screen.
Smiling to himself, Xia Entropyzhou put on the crime backpack he had prepared, opened the security door, and then closed it gently.
He didn't even bother to lock the door.
If there is really a thief, then it will be used as a relief for the poor. Of course, this is only if the police do not come to the door. If they do, there is nothing they can do about it, right? Who asked you to steal?
Things belonging to the dead are never easy to take. Once you take them, no matter whether they are living or dead, they will look for you day and night.
joke……
Anyway, when a missing person is involved here, the police will definitely come to investigate, and the thief will definitely not be able to escape by then. It is better to let the thief take the money and live happily for a few days, and think of it as a sin.
"But having said that, this meteor came at the wrong time. If it had come earlier, it might have hit me under the persecution of the thief God. Now, it has nothing to do with me, right? Because I am going to commit suicide today. Hanging on the southeast branch..."
As the words fell, the young man's back disappeared into the corridor. As soon as the voice-controlled light went out, the corridor became completely dark.
The air outside the building is a bit humid, and the night breeze blowing in the face is a bit cool, and it is also mixed with the fragrance of some soil and garbage.
Well, it smells so good, yes, I said rubbish.
Leave from the second unit building door and walk up the slope above Xia Enzhouzhou Community.
The night is already dark, and under the cold solar street lights, no night-walking residents can be seen. After all, the smell of garbage accumulated all day at night is too fragrant. If you are not strong enough, you may soar in the immortal energy.
Except for those cultivators who are hiding in bed and browsing P sites and primary and middle school students who are still struggling with their homework, most people have entered a sweet and terrifying dreamland, and are increasingly running out of fuel and wasting away the little time they have left. .
It would be better to say that most of the guys like Xia Enzhou who carry a bag when they go out at this time are not good people, and they are the kind who will take a detour when they meet... Don't think blindly, I'm talking about robbing students' study materials and selling them as garbage. Auntie.
But having said that, in Xia Enzhou's view, since the country began to crack down on crime, at least he has never seen such bad people. The current society is very stable. Compared with the beautiful scenery country, this place is simply a paradise.
Although there were a bunch of messy thoughts in his mind, the young man's footsteps did not stop at all.
Soon, Xia Enzhouzhou passed through the vehicle railing of National Highway 404, left the boundary of Xinfu Community and came to the Mountains of Despair...
Wait, maybe it would be better to call it the Painless Flow Mountain Range?
After passing through the National Highway 404 at night, which was full of big cars and full of dangers, Xia Enzhou, who was driving a flashlight, set foot on the back hill of Xingfu Community and walked on the sandy road.
Xingfu Community was built on the back of the national highway and connected to a lush mountain forest in the back mountain. They were cold temperate coniferous forests common in the interior of the northern hemisphere. For Xia Enzhou, who came here to hang himself from the southeast branch, there was nothing to say. After all, I've been there for some reconnaissance a long time ago. It's shady and cool. It's a good place to live without spending money. The old ghosts like it.
In his opinion, he is already a dead man, he can't die a few more times, right?
"Okay, this is it. This dazzling red cross is still scary in the middle of the night. I hope it didn't scare the passers-by..."
Soon, Xia Enzhou, who had climbed to the top of the back mountain, skillfully tied a strong hemp rope on a thick crooked tree with an 'X' painted in red chalk under the bright moonlight, and hung it down. The noose is hanging in mid-air, hanging high above the cliff.
Touching the particularly prickly hemp rope in his hand, Xia Enzhou's eyes were like an old sow about to die.
"This rope will definitely pinch your skin in a while, right? Do you want to forget it?"
Taking a deep breath and looking lovingly at the pale moonlight in the sky, Xia Enzhou's eyes suddenly flashed into scenes of the joy of cooking in the past, which made him hesitate. Unfortunately, the joy of cooking was only for a moment. Seconds later, the revolving door turned into a series of endless sadness, endless, endless, wider than the gap between the playing time of domestic cartoons and domestic idol dramas.
By the way, aren’t all the remuneration spent on hiring celebrities?
"Asshole! Can't you make me happy a little bit?"
Cursing Xia Enzhouzhou thought for a moment and put his neck in. The size was just right and perfect.
At this moment, with just a slight kick, the young man's feet would be lifted away from the ground and suspended in mid-air, robbed of life by the tightened rope.
When the rope was put around his neck, a burst of satisfied sneer seemed to come from Xia Enzhouzhou's ears, if we excluded that it was an adult Samoyed who claimed to be a concubine.
He was extremely sure that this guy who smiled like an idiot was the thief who was always looking at him.
Finally I couldn't hold it any longer, you bastard!
"Laugh, laugh, I am a coward. I admit, you, a bastard with no limits, won. If I had been more shameless, maybe I would have chosen to continue living..."
After a pause, Xia Enzhou slowly closed his eyes, and his somewhat crazy voice was a little sadder.
“It’s a pity that I don’t want to cause trouble to others because of me anymore, and I can’t stand this world where I am forced to become a cursed person.
Over the years, the goals I want to achieve have always been unable to be achieved, and the things I least want to see are revealed because of one sentence. Every day, I have to perform self-hypnosis before falling asleep, forcing myself to think about things that make others sad and desperate. , otherwise, even if just a little bit of kindness is spoken as if it were a dream, as long as there is a trace of sincere blessing hidden in the heart, someone will be hurt by it.
I can't praise a cute dog, bless an old man who deserves blessings, and I can't have a kind heart, because I know that all my good thoughts will turn into the most vicious curses because of you, and I am the most vicious. Vicious curses cannot be transformed into the purest kind thoughts to bless others.
I understand that the reason why my mother married her adoptive father and my father married my sister was just because I casually said after watching the family ethics anime, 'Fortunately, there is no Akizuki Kozo in my family. ', But I didn't expect, God, you have such a dark heart. It's really because of my casual words that you did such a thing to my family and drove me to death...
You, a bastard who can't afford to be fooled, made me become a bad guy who wanted to do good things for more than 20 years. You made me become a person who curses others all the time and hopes that others will die. A complete evildoer. What a lunatic.
You turned the curse diary I originally wrote as a joke into a real 'curse diary'. They say that God is ruthless. Is this what you really think? Treating people like monkeys? "
The laughter in his ears stopped suddenly, and the young man opened his eyes again and looked at the vast starry sky.
"Let me recite another poem to say goodbye to myself...
The moon and stars are sparse, and the magpie flies south;
Three twists and turns around the tree, no branch to lean on;
Stretch your neck and kick your legs;
Just stick out your tongue and the world will be at peace..."
When the ethereal voice sounded from the cliff, the old forest ranger who was sleeping upright in the fire pavilion on another mountaintop suddenly jumped up from the bed, as if he had not yet escaped from the dream. , The wrinkled face of the short and feeble mosquito lay with a look of horror.
"She is already sixty-eight years old! Hey! How dare you, thief Cao! Put down your thief's hand!"
Unknown to him, the death poem he adapted made the old man think that he had been tricked by Cao Cao. Xia Enzhouzhou was about to kick his legs when he suddenly saw a dazzling arc of light flashing across the sky.
"Liu Xing, didn't you just come tomorrow? Why are you here now? The boss won't feel sorry for you, nor will he give you overtime pay. Why don't you have some tea first?"
Although he was talking nonsense, Xia Enzhou made his last two wishes to the flying meteor.
"Liu Xing, Mei Xing, you must have come early because you couldn't bear to see the thief God personally giving me a ride. It seems that you and I are destined. Since we are destined, I won't be polite, brother. Two wishes are really not too much. , after all, we are all our own people. Some people make eighteen wishes at a time, which is much more outrageous than me... You can't default on your debt~
The hemp rope is quite prickly, so my neck will be very painful for a while. I wish me a quick death. It is best to succeed the first time, so that I don’t have to die again. Then... in the next life, let me have a good pregnancy, and it won’t take too long. , as long as he is the only son of a billionaire, I don’t want to be a migrant worker. After all, leader Che Guevara has said that it is impossible to work as a migrant worker, and it is impossible to work as a migrant worker in this life..." (End of Chapter)
