Jiangtan City, Goethe County, Niupi Village.
In recent years, a new high-speed railway has been built in Goethe County, which is more than ten kilometers away. As a remote mountain village in a fifth-tier city, Niupi Village has a lot of outsiders coming and going. Most of them are attracted by the rare green mountains, green waters and forests in the north. Beasts come.
They are said to be forest animals, but in fact they are just some common squirrels, rabbits, hedgehogs and the like. They are only slightly famous because they are not very afraid of people.
The tourism industry has naturally continued to develop due to convenient transportation, which has led to local B&Bs and guesthouses that have not been contaminated by copper odor. Of course, there will always be small glitches when people come and go, so the heart-warming one-stop funeral service is indispensable.
Different from the previous burial customs, as the saying goes, 'when the person falls down, the car runs away, the fire burns the ashes, when the car overturns, the cloth is covered, and the whole village, old and young, is waiting for the food.' The land is so valuable that the living people can't help but start. Think about whether you can afford to die. If you die if you can't afford to die, you can only burn it into calcium elements and put them in a box. After all, you can't afford a house when you are alive. How can you expect to live in a house after you die? It would be nice to live in a partitioned room.
At this moment, this small mountain village, which is far away from the hustle and bustle of big cities but is developing rapidly with the BUFF bonus of the tourism industry, has ushered in a small peak of crowds. Apart from tourists, because the summer vacation is here, students who are still in school are coming again. Back in the good old days of partying all night in the village Internet cafe, there was only a grim-faced teenager guarding the empty house alone. There were no empty-nesters, but the teenager had become a veritable empty-nester.
Su Yang, who had just taken the college entrance examination, should have joined his best friend's Sima Fu army, but at this moment, Su Yang's face was not much better than the freshly cooked Cumin Wei Yuan Kang Guo Ba. Of course, the reason was not that he was green, after all He is still a good kid who is only 18 years old.
The small courtyard with three bedrooms, one living room, kitchen and a dry toilet is in a good location, but it is a bit too big for one person to live in. In addition, the willow branches in the courtyard are swaying in the breeze, and the courtyard cannot be directly illuminated by the sun. Somewhat cool and depressing.
With his bloodshot eyes open, Su Yang pursed his dry lips, withdrew his cautious gaze from under the century-old locust tree outside the window, hesitated for a moment and chose to close the curtains.
Anyway, you can't see the sun if you open it, so it's better to close the curtains, maybe you can block the eyes of some supernatural beings.
After thinking about it all night, I almost burned out my brain the size of a melon seed. The materialist dialectics that I used on the college entrance examination paper a few days ago is still fresh in my mind. After thinking about it, Su Yang, who has no experience, still gave me the advice he had given me last night. The beautiful lady in purple clothes seen in Laohugou is defined as a 'supernatural being', definitely not because the word 'ghost' is scarier, absolutely not.
"There are no ghosts in this world... There are no ghosts in this world... Maybe there are. There are supernatural phenomena just because modern science cannot explain them, so ghosts are supernatural phenomena. Then maybe there are ghosts, but they can't be explained by science... Ah, what? We've come around, no, no, there's a fart ghost..."
He startled himself and subconsciously opened the curtains again. Su Yang only felt that something was wrong with the big locust tree in the middle of the yard.
As the shade of the trees swayed and rubbed against each other, the rustling sound gradually changed. Su Yang only felt a faint murmur in his ears, which seemed to be calling his own name.
Closing the curtains, Su Yang, who didn't know if this was an illusion, almost burst into tears. Could it be that he was really entangled with something unclean?
"Sister! I'm not a filial son, Alsace. Even if you are the guardian heroic spirit of Niupi Village, you don't need me to call you in broad daylight, right?
What's more, you floated on the grave without your feet in the middle of the night, posing and trying to lure your little brother into the grave. What normal person can bear it? How about a kang? There's not even a place to hold your hands on the grave, so it's hard to use your strength.
Sister, can you please spare me? I will definitely burn ingots and send paper carts to my eldest sister during the Qingming Festival every year. Apart from cosmetics, I will make up for whatever you are missing, okay? It really doesn't work... When my dad comes back, how about I send you my dad who always likes to go to Japan to help poor girls? His waist strength is very good, otherwise my mother, who is so beautiful and beautiful, would not marry him blindly..."
Su Yang closed his eyes and muttered for a long time before he stopped. But when he opened his eyes, he was completely stunned.
The curtains that were originally closed by me were completely opened at some point, and several willow leaves were stuck firmly on the clean windows as if they were glued, forming a big word 'but'. .
Question: What is the probability that the scattered willow leaves blown by the wind will spell out five Chinese characters on the glass?
He forgot to take out his mobile phone and boarded the forum to ask questions. Su Yang stopped breathing with his mouth wide open. After a long time, he saw that the evil willow leaves had not yet fallen. Su Yang's world view, which was based on luck, completely collapsed.
"Fuck that powerful Tianlong, there is really something wrong with him!"
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"If there is a card with insufficient balance, please remind him to recharge~ If there is a card with insufficient balance, please remind him to recharge~"
In the smoky Internet cafe, Su Guoyi put down the mouse and ignored the beeping shutdown prompt from the network management front desk. He stared at the black and white screen in front of him without saying a word.
The Toleso lying in the middle of the canyon looked as miserable as if he had been passed over by three big men. The horrifying record of 0/21/3 in the upper right corner shines brightly. The most outrageous thing is that the calamity with half health has not been recovered. What Cheng meant was to stand on Tolso's body and play guessing games with the shadow clone.
Immediately afterwards, the four teammates in the chat box in the lower left corner began to write an ethics paper about Yasuo and his summoner players' immediate family members. While avoiding forbidden words, their language was rich and their words were sharp. Its logic is rigorous. Regardless of the fact that it will drop from the fifth level of honor to the first level, it is estimated that the duplication check rate of CNKI will not exceed 10%.
"Do you think I lost? You are looking down on me too much."
With a smile at the corner of his mouth, Su Guoyi's little finger skillfully pressed on the CTRL key, and then his left index finger pressed the '6' key.
The dazzling seventh-level honor mark bloomed out of thin air from Yasuo's corpse, which stunned the dancing Zed. Because of the momentary loss of concentration, the Lord of Shadow Stream lost to his own shadow in the guessing game.
The small paper scrolling rapidly in the lower left corner also stopped. At this moment, there is only one winner in the silent canyon.
The goal is achieved, it's time to leave this cold place without the body temperature of gay friends.
Although it was a bit regretful that he fell from Gold I to Tough Black Iron III in just one day, Su Guoyi, who knew that sooner or later he would be able to get up in double queue, was not too sad.
Pressing the power-off button, Su Guoyi took out his mobile phone, opened the Palm League skillfully, and opened the record of his previous scores in double queue with his friends. Unlike today, which was all red, the previous record was all green.
Accompanying the stone man named "I am your Ba Ba" is the MVP Yasuo named "My Friend Yitui".
After gaining the energy called 'confidence', Su Guoyi stood up facing the sunset, looking like an immortal in the smoky Internet cafe.
"It's time to summon my best friend."
Riding an unregistered Shota motorcycle, Su Guoyi quickly ran to the east of the village. Su Guoyi locked the car and knocked on the big black iron door.
"Little Susu, open the door quickly. I'll treat you to skewers tonight. Let's double up and score points!"
A gust of cold wind blew by, and he noticed that there was no movement in the yard. Su Guoyi frowned, and was about to knock on the door again, but saw the big iron door suddenly opened a crack, and Su Yang, who was pale, stuck his head out with vigilance. First he glanced at the street next to him, and then he focused on his best friend.
Su Guo was shocked and quickly stepped forward to check Su Yang's condition.
"Damn it, little Susu, you need to be restrained. Don't you know that over-instruction can harm your health? If it doesn't work, tell me, brother. It's not like we can't sacrifice..."
"Kuniichi."
Su Yang's voice sounded like a zombie.
No longer joking, Su Guoyi entered the courtyard with a serious face and patted Su Yang on the shoulder.
"What's wrong with you? Tell your brother."
Su Yang glanced at the big locust tree behind him, only to feel that the willow tree at the edge of his vision was full of ghosts and demons dancing wildly. Fortunately, he closed the iron door directly and spoke to Su Guoyi.
"This is not the place to talk... come in and talk."
Arriving at Su Yang's own room, Su Guoyi looked at Su Yang with a strange expression as he closed the door and turned on all the lights in the room without hesitation. When Su Yang finished his work, Su Guoyi discovered that The curtains are all drawn, which is completely different from Su Yang's style, which usually likes to open windows for ventilation.
"You are not provoking an enemy, are you? Don't be afraid. I happen to have a way to get some hard goods. I can get knives, shovels and so on. Let's do it together. At worst, we can sit in the bureau together and take the gun together. .”
Su Yang looked at the extremely serious Su Guoyi with complicated eyes and understood that Su Guoyi was not joking. This relatively wealthy best friend in front of him was really willing to do some murder and arson business with him. Faced with such a close friend , and there is no need to hide anything.
Su Yang smiled and said.
"That's not the case. What's more, we are in a society governed by law. How can we use knives and guns at every turn... What we do is just hiring others to do it. It has nothing to do with us... Besides, are we that kind of people... Put aside this, the country One, do you believe that there are...supernatural beings in this world?"
Su Guoyi tried his best to widen his dead fish eyes and try to understand the 'supernatural existence' in Su Yang's mouth.
"Huh? Superman? Or some kind of superpower? Little Susu, don't be brainwashed by the stupid American imperial movies. They are all fake. In this world, only the capitalists with sickles, hammers and street lamps are real. of."
After being choked, Su Yang sighed and decided not to beat around the bush.
"Brother, let me tell you the truth. I fell in love with a female ghost. I have purple clothes, big eyes, a dewy figure, and a hot figure. Just last night, I almost got married as a groom."
Su Guoyi was stunned, and Su Yang knew that his best friend was digesting this shocking information, so neither of them spoke.
"You don't have the whole ghost son to come out?"
"The prerequisite for destroying the ghost son is to live in a graveyard... Guoyi, how about I introduce it to you? It saves money on wedding gifts, but it is more practical than a real girl."
After joking for a while, Su Guoyi didn't have any intention of questioning, but became serious.
"Tell me carefully and I will analyze it for you. You can find a monk, a Taoist priest, or Jesus, or you can see if you can find an old pervert with ill intentions to solve the loneliness and emptiness of the female ghost. You can't really live there. Get in."
Su Yang sighed and said in a deep voice.
"Last night, I finished shopping with Nie Shan in the county, and rode Nie Shan's small electric car to take her home. It was already 11:30 in the evening, and her parents were not at home. Faced with Nie Shan's request to stay, I also I'm embarrassed to spend the night at someone else's house... Now that I think about it, I'm such a fool. If I had known I would hit ghosts, I might as well have stayed. It would be better to have a happy event earlier and give you more nephews."
"Pull him down, I don't know you yet? Who said you won't hang yourself from a tree, Comrade Su?"
Su Yang smiled and continued without any intention of refuting.
"In order to rush for time, I took the nearest trail from the county seat to our village, which is the 'Fox Daogou' we walked through during the day. Do you still remember that raised hill?"
"Remember, you also said that to find a wife, you have to find someone that big. I remember it clearly."
While saying this, Su Guoyi gestured with his hands, making Su Yang smile.
Knowing that his frightened best friend was trying to ease the depressive atmosphere in the room, Su Yang also made himself more relaxed: "Actually, it was a grave bag without a tombstone. If I guessed correctly, there should be a person buried in it. The young woman, if we follow the theories and routines of ghost stories, she was probably killed unjustly. Last night when I was passing by, the spirit happened to appear. By chance, I bumped into her, and her belt was half untied. When I entered the bridal chamber... I acted like a fox, I almost got killed."
After swallowing dryly, Su Guoyi wiped the non-existent sweat from his forehead.
"You didn't agree, did you?"
Su Yang slapped his best friend on the forehead angrily.
"Of course I didn't agree! As the saying goes, out of sight is out of mind. I froze and walked away as if I hadn't seen you. If I agreed, how could I still be here talking nonsense to you? By then, there wouldn't be one more orphan in the canyon?"
"Little Susu, looking at you like this, there should be a follow-up, right?"
"Um."
Facing the concerns of his best friend Su Guoyi, Su Yang nodded, looked at Su Guoyi with bloodshot eyes, and spoke calmly.
"I felt something was wrong last night, so I didn't sleep all night. It wasn't until noon today that she came over. She first opened the curtains and then stuck several long willow leaves on the window. The word 'ke' is just like the one my mother put on it with glue, just in case I can't see it."
Su Guoyi rarely complained, but was filled with questions. "What can I do?"
"Isn't she a ghost who lives in an empty, lonely and cold place? Let's put it this way, I accidentally entrusted my father to this female ghost."
