March 2, Seale B. Heimerdinger's experiment record sheet, the 25th dynamic experiment.
Time: 08:30
Location: Bandle City Forest (the experimental application of the Mailin Gunner Unit has been approved)
sunny
Current experiments: Mechanical gear rotor that can convert energy transmission power, water conservancy type magic bicycle
On the outskirts of Bandle City, the bearded yordle put down the experimental record sheet in his hand and pulled up the handbrake lever. When the horseless carriage slowly stopped in the clearing by the forest, the yordle started to move awkwardly. Jumped off the self-developed [Yodell-style disc-shaped steam horseless carriage] and took a few steps to the rear board.
As recorded on the experiment record sheet, the full name of the Yodel is [Ciel B. Heimerdinger]. He is an outstanding young inventor who has separated from his family and established himself on the Bandle people. At this time, Yodel invented Jiazheng is obsessed with his technological experiments.
Adjusting the funny-looking auxiliary glasses on the bridge of his nose, Heimerdinger proudly lifted off the waterproof cloth on the rear panel of the carriage, and two big guys were immediately revealed on the carriage panel.
Through countless experiments, the great Heimerdinger had mastered how to make a watertight tarpaulin out of cotton and linen, and it was precisely because of the waterproof raincoat that worked for most furry yordles that Heimerdinger was convinced Despite his quiet neighbor, he continued to let him carry out his inventions and creations, lest his precious studio be irreparably damaged by some irritable companions.
In fact, compared to the impact caused by neighbors, Heimerdinger's experiments were more likely to cause accidents. This also allowed Heimerdinger to learn enough lessons and engraved the idea of 'safety first' into his heart. .
Not surprisingly, there are two things that are destined to dazzle the eyes of other yordles.
A round mechanical rotor the size of a head, a magic bicycle filled with water,
The former can make the rotor start to rotate stably through magic charging. According to its characteristics, it can be used in many mechanical devices in Bandle City, greatly reducing the labor intensity of Bandle residents. Under the constraints of scientific rules, it can use sufficient and violent magic energy Instead of human power, this is the beauty of science.
After the latter is installed into a qualified magic core, the magic core will drive the living water in the bicycle gallbladder to circulate continuously. The transmission device composed of gears, belts and levers will convert the magic energy into material energy through the water flow. Before the energy is consumed, the rider does not need to think about kicking or stretching his legs. He only needs to think about how to stop the car, which is something Heimerdinger will need to consider later.
“This flat slope before the woodland is perfect.”
Pushing the bicycle down along the angled frame of the rear panel, Heimerdinger took a deep breath and carefully poured the purified water he carried with him from the gallbladder opening into the gallbladder, making sure there was no leakage. He tried his best to do this. This is the standard Heimerdinger set for himself.
Look up at the sky, the sky is clear and the sun is shining high,
Well, the weather is nice.
The visibility is currently very high. After thinking about it, Heimerdinger decided to take off his protective glasses to avoid breaking the lenses in the event of an accident. After all, finding and polishing a suitable magnifying glass is not an easy task, at least if it is slightly In the 'impetuous' city of Bandel, it is not easy to find such Bandel people.
Just as he was thinking this, Heimerdinger, who had just taken off his glasses, opened his eyes wide, and it started to rain.
"After my calculations, the water mist will soon drift away from here... It's really a good start."
The sky in Bandle City is generally the same as the physical realm, with winds blowing, rain falling, and snowflakes falling when the fourth season comes.
Most of the residents of Bandle City will not be affected by the abnormal weather, which naturally includes Heimerdinger.
Sitting on the seat of the bicycle, Heimerdinger began to turn the handle of the bicycle in his right hand. The magic-treated thin wire tightened and pulled the elastic piston, causing the magic core in the quartz glass cover to begin to release sufficient energy.
As the energy of the magic core causes the water in the gallbladder to boil by increasing internal heat, the water flow forming a circular closed circuit accelerates along the metal pipe with an additional heat insulation layer. The boiling water flow drives the special gear to continuously rotate, and the gear is connected to The axle of the rear wheel brings sufficient power to the bicycle.
Driven by the wheel axle, the originally motionless bicycle drove slowly forward.
Heimerdinger always maintains a certain uniform speed. Whenever the speed gets a little 'out of control', Heimerdinger will cut off the passage between the magic core and the gallbladder to slow down the car. In terms of the safety of the creation , Heimerdinger has always wanted to achieve perfection.
"I need to use up all the energy to get improved data. A qualified bicycle must at least be able to safely circle the perimeter of Bandle Forest. Otherwise, it will be an unsuccessful waste and needs to continue to be improved."
The bicycle carrying the yordles bumped slightly while passing through a small bush. A sudden sound from the grass startled Heimerdinger. He quickly stopped the bicycle before it overturned, thinking that he had been hit. Some yordle hiding in the grass.
"Ah, are you okay?"
"Ah! My mushroom! Wuwuwu... the mushroom I just picked."
The all-too-familiar green courier's flat hat, the ranger's poncho and the blowgun on his belt, and the yordle holding a broken mushroom in front of his eyes is none other than Bandle City's famous forest scout Teemo.
Logically speaking, Teemo should be patrolling in the woods to prevent humans from entering Bandle City by mistake. Heimerdinger was indeed a little surprised to appear here.
"Timo? Why are you here?"
"So it's Heimerdinger. Are you inventing again? It looks good."
"Yes, according to my calculations... today is a good day to do experiments. The braking system and endurance of this bicycle are not good enough. I am in the process of improving it.
It's you, don't you have a job? Why are you picking mushrooms here? "
"Actually, I have recently handed over the task of forest patrol to Tristana. Her gunner team will not be in danger in Bandle City, because the portal of Bandle City recently stopped at an interesting place. Listen Said that there is some kind of special plant growing in that place, I plan to go to Rune Land to take a look and prepare some useful things..."
After scratching his head, Teemo stuffed the crushed mushroom back into his backpack pocket and gently patted the dewy hem of his clothes.
Fortunately, the umbrella cover was not damaged, so extracting some non-lethal paralyzing toxins was not a problem.
It dawned on Heimerdinger and he was immediately interested.
"So that's it. When I get off the car and look for my glasses, can you tell me about your extraction efficiency? How many toxins can such a big poisonous mushroom extract? I'll see if I can improve it. In fact, I recently got a new one. The idea..."
Seeing that Heimerdinger was about to enter the research and development madman mode, Teemo hurriedly stepped forward and shook his little hand into a small windmill, which made Heimerdinger feel dizzy.
Once you are entangled by Heimerdinger, it will be difficult to escape. Whether you are assisting Heimerdinger in doing some "absolutely safe" dangerous experiments or being interrogated by Heimerdinger about your most primitive toxin extraction process. It was very troublesome. After all, no matter how powerful he was, he could never teach Heimerdinger, who liked to use a wrench, to rub explosive mushrooms with his hands.
It's not that he is unwilling to help, but the portal in Bandle City will not stay at a certain location in Runeterra for a long time, and Heimerdinger's experiment takes a lot of time, and it will delay things if he comes and goes.
He needs to hurry up and go to Zaun according to the information given by Tristana and Lulu, and look for fluorescent plants growing underground in the human gathering place called 'Zuan'.
In Lulu's words, the sap of that fluorescent plant can make certain light-colored plants disappear under the sunlight. If he can use the sap of this fluorescent plant, he might be able to improve the mushroom bomb.
The most critical question now is how to interrupt Heimerdinger's research madman mode.
While Heimerdinger's big head was still spinning, and knowing that the possibility of Heimerdinger stopping his inventions and leaving Bandle City with him was slim, Teemo took retreat as an approach.
"Heimerdinger, you haven't left Bandle City for a long time. It's good to always live in the beautiful Bandle City, but there are also many interesting places in Rune Land.
Do you want to go to Runeterra with me to relax? The runeland called Zaun also has many strange human inventions. Maybe you can get more inspiration for inventions when you come back? Of course, if you don't have time, we can go there next time... Well, I won't interrupt, I'm leaving. "
"Man's invention..."
Heimerdinger, who had all the mushroom extractor models in his mind, was suddenly stunned. All his speculations disappeared, and his face suddenly became serious, which shocked Teemo, who was smiling with his small eyes narrowed. Yodel Scout He stopped, wondering if he had offended the Yodel inventor in front of him in some way.
When Scout Yodel was feeling uneasy, Heimerdinger jumped down from Bicycle Hill and held the scout's hand.
"Timo, you are right. Working behind closed doors is not a good way to create, especially in the field of science. The collision of ideas is more likely to produce new inspirations and great creations. I decided to go to Runeterra with you. "
"Huh!? Ah, okay, that's great. Heimerdinger wants to come along. That sounds really good."
The unexpected situation made Teemo a little overwhelmed. Fortunately, he was not an idiot, so he changed his mind in time.
As long as Heimerdinger doesn't drag him around discussing vague scientific theories all day long, this could be a good yordle adventure.
"If you want to go too, I need to prepare more paralyzing toxins. The current amount is probably only enough for me. Let's go pick some mushrooms. Living in a human country is still dangerous... "
"Why do one yordle and two yordles encounter different bad guys? Isn't the paralyzing toxin used to deal with bad guys? If you calculate the positive correlation between the two, is there any scientific basis for it?"
"ah?"
[Who am I, where am I, what is Heimerdinger saying? How should I respond? 】
The eyes of Teemo, which had been difficult to open for centuries, suddenly widened. After the squint disappeared, the small black bean-like eyes reflected the light of 'wisdom'. This made Heimerdinger instantly understand that the Yoder scout in front of him had not thought about it at all. The two The chance of a yordle encountering a bad guy is much less than the chance of a yordle traveling alone.
There is strength in numbers, and this principle applies everywhere.
"It's okay, I mean, you just want to try my bicycle. Aren't you looking for Mo Gu? Riding a bicycle will always run faster than you."
The confused Teemo was put on the bicycle by Heimerdinger.
"As long as you turn the handlebar on your right hand, the bicycle will move forward on its own. Believe me, if this kind of water-conservation magic bicycle can be popularized in Bandle City..."
"There will be a lot of trouble, right?"
Teemo's words made Heimerdinger freeze on the spot. The terrifying sight of a hundred yordles playing karts and throwing missiles and water dragonflies appeared in his mind. The big-headed yordle inventor lowered his head and groped. With his big beard, Teemo turned the handle of the car to the bottom without realizing it, and started the first Need for Speed in Bandle City.
"...It makes sense. At least allocate some to the more reliable Yodels and not to those troublesome guys. Otherwise, there will definitely be big trouble in Bandle City. If Tristana bans my experiments, we will be in trouble... …”
The screams of Teemo gradually disappeared in his ears, until Teemo disappeared into the forest on his bicycle and started an off-road vehicle journey. Heimerdinger, who forgot about safety, was still deep in thought.
"Experiment...experiment, wait, I don't seem to have started testing the improved mechanical gear rotor..."
Deep in the forest, the bicycle had been torn apart. The fierce impact caused the magic core to explode. While blowing up the rider, it also made Tristana, the captain of the Merlin gunner squad who was patrolling deep in the forest, change her face.
"Boom, we have something to do!"
Putting the long, thick and strong cannon barrel into the forest clearing, the Mailin gunner lit the fuse and held the metal handle of the cannon tightly.
"The Romance of Fairy Wood"
"Boom!"
The cannonball blasted a small crater on the ground, and the powerful reverse impact made Tristana fly into the air. Holding her cannon tube [Boom], Tristana flew hundreds of meters directly to the sound of the explosion. place, looking for possible Bandel invaders.
Soon the captain of the Mailin Gunner found a pile of precision scrap iron and garbage. The highly self-healing forest had extinguished the small fire caused by the explosion. Following the direction of the explosion, Tristana's sight was fixed on On the tree trunk, a tattered scout vest was hanging on the treetop, and the gunner captain's tense nerves couldn't help but relax.
"Tristana, help, help me..."
As the words fell, Teemo, who was upside down and fit into the thick tree trunk, slid all the way down the bark. The blood stains along the way made Tristana turn her head away unbearably.
"Aren't you picking mushrooms? Wait, I understand..."
Turning her attention to the broken machine again, Tristana put her right hand on her forehead and sighed.
"As expected, Heimerdinger's inventions are always dangerous, no, very dangerous."
