"Mr. Keyou, I'm sorry to meet you in this way."
Isaiah emerged from the side and witnessed everything. He took a deep breath and smelled the stink, while cursing the big lizard. The stuffed creature in front of him was really strange.
Is sharing a stink a way of expressing intimacy?
Speaking of which, when my father was still alive, my mother seemed to like to fart for herself and my father to smell...
"It's that human!"
"Hurrr!"
Seeing that the dragon lizard Skaar was about to jump up again and grab him in his mouth to escape, Kled did not hold back this time. He directly endured the severe pain caused by the shock and slapped the dragon lizard on the chin covered with scales. Then he added another kick.
Feeling Kled's 'caress', the nervous Skaar finally calmed down and realized that the terrifying bipedal creature in front of him was not dangerous.
"My name is Kled, not Keyou. You stupid human being, I didn't expect you to come to my door by yourself."
Kled, who picked up the ax and trembled with his right hand, approached Isaiah, looking a little funny.
"I have no hostility, Mr. Kled, I just want to make friends with you."
Isaiah was not afraid of the ferocious dwarf in front of him. He felt that he could have one more friend, a friend from the legendary city that was suspected to be spread in the village.
According to legend, these dwarfs are the most naughty elves in mythology. They are kind-hearted messengers sent to the earth by the gods. They are pure in nature, like to play pranks, and most importantly, they are funny.
Much more interesting than those bad old guys.
Isaiah doesn’t think he needs to be afraid of a magical elf, even if the elf is blind in one eye, has a mouth of terrifying fangs, a ferocious axe, and a timid lizard that loves farting.
He had been looking forward to this day, looking forward to meeting a legendary magical creature... although the one in front of him did stink a bit.
He is fourteen years old, a sheepherder in a mountain village, and wants to make friends with Senior Beast.
After looking at Isaiah again, Kled put down his axe. For a guy who was not hostile, he couldn't bring up the interest in fighting.
"Human beings don't need friends. What they need are powerful enemies and their hot blood! Not the meaningless kindness of a young boy."
While saying horrible words, Kled sat down on the ground.
After being tortured by Skaar for a long time, even the yordle's energy was a little unable to withstand it, and his two short legs were shaking.
Of course, it could also be that the smelly farts got to your head.
"But at least you are much stronger than this female lizard who can only fart and run away, so I won't attack you for the time being."
As expected, Isaiah received the kindness of the magical creature. He walked slowly one meter away from the yordle and sat down gently.
He didn't know if he didn't continue to get closer because he was afraid of the big ax or the strong smell that lingered. It should be the latter?
"Mr. Kled, are you from the legendary magical city, Yodel City?"
Kled rolled his eyes and said calmly.
"It's Bandle City. The Yodels live in Bandle City. The Yodels build Bandle City. Bandle City is the Bandle City of the Yodels. The Yodels are the Yodels of Bandle City. About The Dels love the Yodels who live in Bandle City, but Bandle City restrains the Yodels who live in Bandle City..."
Listening to the repeated tongue twisters, Isaiah's eyes began to spin in circles.
"Human boy, compared to Kled, you are still young."
Kled proudly took off the little hat on his head, placed it on his lap, and let out a soft breath.
"Hua~"
The dragon lizard Skaar also completely relaxed, lying on the ground and taking a nap, and no longer regarded Isaiah as a high-threat target.
"Okay, Mr. Kled, a Bandelite from Yodel City."
After organizing his words, Isaiah spoke curiously.
"When did you come to Yangyang Mountain from Yodel City? Is Yodel City built in a hidden corner of this mountain? Do you have any other Bandel friends?"
"Why do you, a human being, have so many problems? What bullshit Yangyang Mountain? Isn't it Snow Snow Mountain?"
Kled was a little impatient and asked back.
"Let me ask you, who among the human kingdoms under the mountain is the strongest? The bravest? The most militant? To be honest, I came out of Yodel City this time just to fight!"
"Does it mean who is the most powerful?"
The young man thought about the Noxians who had just occupied Boreham Village in the east. If the Noxians who were about to attack the village entrance were not powerful, then who could be called powerful.
"Probably the Noxians are the most powerful. They just occupied the village of Boreham in the east. I'm afraid it will be our village's turn soon. One by one, those old guys in our village are one by one. I can’t run away either.”
Kled's eyes lit up and his voice was slightly excited.
"In other words, the Noxians you mentioned will lead powerful warriors to attack your village?"
After hesitating for a moment, the boy nodded.
"It shouldn't be wrong. Since the neighboring villages have been occupied, there is no reason for the Noxians to let our village go."
"Very good!"
Kled stood up and raised his great axe.
"I want to see if the Noxians you talk about are as powerful as you say!"
"Hurrr!"
Skaar, who had been keeping his eyelids half-open, suddenly jumped up, singing and cheering with Kled.
"Stupid lizard! Why are you happy? Then you will run away without a trace again!"
After gently kicking the dragon lizard in the belly, Kled thought for a while, then turned to the young man and spoke.
"It's okay if you want me to answer your questions, you have to help me get the whole thing back."
"what?"
Isaiah was also a little curious as to what the Bandel man in front of him wanted to do with him.
"Help me put together a saddle."
Patting the female lizard on the back, Kled grinned, seeming a little embarrassed.
It's a pity that Isaiah only saw the bloody mouth with ferocious teeth, but fortunately he was used to it.
"You can't drive this female lizard away, so you can only take her with you. And the great Kled doesn't need useless companions, so you can only let the female lizard become Kled's mount. So a suitable set The Lizard Saddle has become the thing I need most right now.”
Kled pointed at Skaar, who stood up in confusion, and smiled.
"Human, if you can make Skaarl a saddle suitable for me to sit on, you will truly gain the friendship of General Kled."
After understanding what Kled wanted, Isaiah nodded and said to Kled.
"Can I touch Skaar? I need to observe the shape of the dragon lizard. When I return to the village, I will ask the leatherworker uncle in the village to try to make a saddle for you."
"Can."
Kled nodded, turned around and hugged Skaar's big head, blocking the dragon lizard's sight with his small body.
"Touch it, touch it quickly, don't hesitate, as long as I am here, Skaar will not hurt you."
"Okay, Mr. Kled."
Carefully jumping behind the dragon lizard, Isaiah put his hands on Skaar's hard and beautiful yellow-brown scales. Feeling the female lizard's beautiful curves and body shape, his hands slowly moved downwards, and soon I felt some strange bumps.
"Skaal...is she a female?"
"Gulugulu~wuwu~"
Skaarl made a rare and strange cry. Kled was a little confused, but he still answered.
"Yes, this stupid lizard is a coward... Wait, when did you, this stupid lizard, sound so cowardly? No, I should say that you are just so cowardly. Didn't you just get touched? Look at your body shaking. , almost like the little bees in Bandle City...
Alas, you are just a lizard who is even afraid of rabbits. I really don’t know what role you can play on the battlefield. "
