"Head, this, this is too cruel. This man was chopped up like meat." Ruan Che and Yu Le arrived at the scene of the mass murder on the morning of the first day of the Lunar New Year. More than thirty people fell to the ground. , the blood has turned into ice, and every dead person is almost like a hedgehog, with too many crossbow arrows in his body.
"You described it wrong. The minced meat is crumbled, similar to dumpling fillings."
"Uh-huh, uh-huh!" Ruan Che felt a little nauseous because he ate dumplings at home in the morning.
"Okay, stop pretending. You are also someone who has been on the battlefield. Search their bodies and use whatever is useful. This matter is not over yet!"
"Yes, head."
"By the way, the silver coins found should be rewarded to the brothers who participated in the battle last night. I'm really sorry for celebrating the New Year. No one of our people was injured, right?"
"Boss, who are you trying to offend! He attacked secretly and fired a crossbow from a long distance. He is really talented if he is injured."
"Report, principal, three students were injured because they accidentally injured themselves due to improper operation, but it is not serious."
"You, what are you talking about? Oh! It's such a fucking slap in the face, even a crossbow shot can hurt you. You guys are so good!" Ruan Che was so angry that he slapped him in the face just after he finished speaking. He was really ashamed.
"Treat it well, especially in winter and don't let the wound get cold."
"Yes, Mr. Principal."
"Boss, um, um, these student soldiers really need to strengthen their training."
"Come on! You can't guarantee that you won't get hurt, that's normal. What's going on with the others? Have you cleaned up?"
"Boss, except those we left behind on purpose or those we didn't find, they are all dead. Hehe, those thieves suffered heavy losses! I didn't expect Qian Shoucai and that one to turn against each other. It's really surprising, otherwise we would still have It really takes some effort.”
"Yes! So people, don't push people into desperation, otherwise the consequences will be endless!"
"Boss, what do you mean, we should let these people behind the scenes go?"
Ruan Che's words left Yu Le speechless! This is really a contradiction.
"My husband, you are so good. I don't let you go to bed. I don't let you go to everyone else's bed. You, you end up going to Ran Ran's bed every day. So, is that considered punishment? You, you are so angry with me. ”
"Ah, daughter-in-law, stop pinching me. If you pinch purple, I will go to your room tonight. Ah, stop pinching me!" Yu Le was really suffering and happy.
"Your Majesty, all the people we sent have been killed!"
"Huh! What a bunch of losers. They can't even get a small city map, so what else can they do!"
"Your Majesty, please calm down and I will send someone again. I will definitely not miss this time."
"You, take care of yourself!" Meng Chang was very angry and raised a bunch of trash.
Emperor Li Jing is now suffering from internal and external troubles. Internally, the country's national strength has been severely damaged due to a severe drought, and the people are in dire straits. Many people have fled to Jiangbei, causing disasters in various places in Jiangbei. Externally, the Zhou Kingdom is preparing for an attack, looking for opportunities to attack its own country. nation. Li Jing felt weak and couldn't cope.
"Your Majesty, Lushan County Magistrate Tan Qiao reported that foreign craftsmen were discovered in the territory, and several craftsmen organizations were eventually uncovered, including those from the Zhou Kingdom, the Northern and Southern Han Kingdoms, the Shu Kingdom, and the Liao Kingdom. They wanted to steal Lushan City Map.”
"What! Isn't this city map in the Ministry of Works?"
"Your Majesty, those thieves didn't believe it. They thought Yu Le had a map, so they went to Lushan to snatch it."
"These damn thieves are really crazy. What's the result?"
"They are all dead, and some of our people were found to be traitors to the country!"
"What! Damn it! Kill them all! Kill them all. If you find such people, kill them!" Li Jing was angry.
"Yes, Your Majesty."
When Tan Qiao returned to his house after work, he saw Yu Le cooking, thinking that a gentleman is far away in the kitchen. This guy is a hypocrite! Spending time around the pot every day, being his wife is so wonderful!
"Le'er! What's for dinner?"
"Hey, the master is back! Let's have a one-pot meal tonight, home-style cold dishes, as well as pot-wrapped pork, braised white pork with pickled cabbage, sweet and sour pork loin, and old vinegar peanuts."
"Haha, not bad, no dumplings?"
"Yes, of course there is, beef and pork stuffing."
"Okay, okay, let's get drunk today if we have wine! Le'er, Li Jing replied to the letter. Without asking the specific reason, he said that he had done a great job by killing the collaborator and rewarded us two thousand taels of silver. Haha, this guy His Majesty the Emperor is so fooled!"
"Master, he must be too busy taking care of himself right now and is worried both internally and externally!"
"That's because he misemployed people, was suspicious, and brought it upon himself. He deserves it!"
"What the master said is, go and wash your hands quickly, the meal will be ready soon."
"Okay! Is the wine warm?"
"It's warmed up!"
"Okay, great."
Yu Le set the table and asked the servants to inform the master and his wives to have dinner. There is no distinction between masters and servants in the Yu family when it comes to food. As long as Yu Le cooks, he must take the servants with him. Therefore, being a member of the Yu family is an honor in the whole city, and the most important thing is the salary. If given enough, there will be many extra rewards, and the servants will be full of motivation. Because he paid his servants a lot of money, Yu Le also gave an hour-long lecture to his daughters-in-law on the relationship between service quality and money, which helped E Huang's ideological work.
The four girls, Ehuang, Zi Yan, Yan Ran, and Ran Ran, have all become plumper recently, and they eat so well. Now they don't like to eat anything that is not cooked by Yu Le, and they are becoming more and more picky eaters.
"Hehe, Master, I made the right choice to marry you. The food you cook is so delicious!" Ranran never had any worries when she came to Yu's house. She smiled every day and felt that she was so happy. If she had a child It’s even more perfect. I don’t know if I’m pregnant now, hehe! Sooner or later.
"My husband, how many dishes are there today? If you continue like this, you won't be able to hold us. Hehe, I love pot-wrapped pork the most." Ehuang now knew that his husband had paid a lot to please him, alas! never mind.
"Me too, I make the most delicious food." Zi Yan's mouth was full at this time.
"Master, try this braised white meat. It's not greasy at all." Yu Le gave Master Tan Qiao a few slices of pork belly.
"Well, it's really good. It's fat but not greasy. It's delicious. Le'er, this blood sausage is very good. It's really top quality!"
"What's the best thing? It's so easy to make. Master, come and have a drink."
"Come on, do it."
"Oh, I'm lucky again. Boss, I'm here with my wife and children."
Yu Le ignored Ruan Che. This guy spent all the Spring Festival here. He came here every day to have dinner. He was convinced!
"Come and sit down, Xiao Che. Let's sit down together while drinking."
"Okay, Master, hehe, the wine is always warm! You knew I was coming! Thank you, head."
Yu Le wanted to kill Ruan Che with his eyes.
"Boss, we killed the emperor, and the spy sent by the sixth prince got away like this! What a surprise! Has the emperor lost his mind?" Ruan Che burped and chatted with Yu Le in the study while drinking tea.
"You mean you want him to convict you!"
"Ah! No, no, hey, I didn't expect to be deceived so easily. The method we used to frame him was too crude."
"Okay, it's up to you to take care of this next time."
"Oh! Boss, I'm a lot older than I am now. I can't take care of it, so let Leng Gang take care of it! I, I just make suggestions."
"We have a letter from Wei Cheng. Our people have entered Zhao Kuangyi's house, but the other party is still on guard. The progress is not going very smoothly. It seems there is no rush!"
"Boss, this guy is two years younger than you, he is really cunning!"
"Someone must help him. Don't let me find him. I won't let them go." Yu Le said fiercely.
"Yes, we can't let them go, these gang thieves!"
"Ruan Che, I'm going to Runzhou after the New Year. The eldest prince asked me to go over and help build the city. I have to go. Lushan City will be left to you. You have to protect it!"
"Boss, don't you want to leave after the wedding is over?"
"Yes, Ranran won't let me go without getting married. Alas! It's really your own fault!"
"Hehe, head, you regret getting such a beautiful thing, it's true!"
"Hmph! How about I find one for you too, and see what your Zhang Zhen will do to you?"
"Ah! Come on, boss, I don't want to suffer the same fate as you. I heard Zhang Zhen learn from you, and my head is big. You are really good at it too. It's so amazing. None of your wives are. Shantu, it’s really not easy for you to live such a good life!”