The second grandpa thought it was funny and glared at me angrily, "I was shocked. I was startled. Sit down and listen carefully to what your third grandpa is telling you. No one has talked to him these days. He can talk to anyone who wants to talk." It’s a bird’s nest.”
When Third Grandpa heard that his mouth was going to become a bird's nest, his face turned red and he snorted coldly, "I mean, second brother, you're not much better. If my mouth could make a bird's nest, your mouth would probably be the same." Now I can smoke and cook in my spare time.”
As soon as I saw the two of them bickering, I couldn't help but feel depressed, so I patted the table rudely, "Okay, okay, you are so grown up now. Third Grandpa, I want to continue listening. You can't stop talking in the middle of the sentence." Come on, be careful, I’ll lie on your window in the middle of the night when you’re asleep.”
The second grandfather laughed and continued to drink and eat side dishes. The third grandfather also picked up the chopsticks, took two bites, and then chewed a few more mouthfuls. It looked like he was doing health exercises for his mouth. , seeing that I couldn’t stand it any longer, he swallowed it and said, “Actually, human beings are not alone. There are three types of people on this earth today, all of which evolved from the ape-man.”
"First, it's us humans. The reason why we can shed hair is related to the living environment in shallow coastal waters. We have a layer of fat under our skin, our sweat contains salt, and the same goes for our blood. This is all proof. There are many People think that we evolved from the northern ape man, but this is actually a big misunderstanding. The truth is that our ancestors, the ape man, slaughtered all the northern ape people, and we occupied the northern continent and developed to what we are today."
I yelled, "Listen to my mother, it turns out that this is how people develop!" I really thought that from a hairy monkey, it turned into what it is today! "Hey, Third Grandpa, there's something I don't understand. How many times did meteorites hit the earth in ancient times? It also happened during the dinosaur period, during the Pangu period, and during the Jin Dynasty."
Third Grandpa looked at the stars in the night sky and put down his wine glass. "Look, there are a lot of craters on the moon. Meteorites actually come to the earth every year or every few years. It's just a matter of size. There are still meteor showers." Well, some stupid kid even made a wish to it, huh, and got kicked in the head by a donkey!"
"Okay, let's go on to talk about the second type of human beings, the Chiyou Aquatic Tribe. At that time, a large number of sea ape people rushed to the northern continent. It was because the floods receded and the sea level dropped. There were fewer stranded areas along the coast, which caused the sea to rise. The real reason why the ape-men went north was that with the movement of the earth's crust, the ancient continent, which was mostly known as plains, began to rise with towering mountains. The climate also became diverse, and the plants also evolved new forms, which attracted the ape-men. "
"But there are also some conservatives and extremists. The so-called conservatives continue to live in stranded areas along the coast and continue to eat fish and other marine life as their staple food. These people are the Chiyou aquarium. They have lived in shallow waters for a long time. As time passed, my body also evolved, it turned green, and my hands and feet began to grow webs!"
"Until the end, we humans began to develop into races and spawned different tribes. Some tribes were defeated and were forced to flee to the coast. When we met the Chiyou Aquatic Tribe on the coast, we saw what kind of green monster this was. , so they fought hard, and finally because the Chiyou aquatic tribe couldn't make complicated weapons, they were beaten into the sea. At that time, the gills on both sides of their faces began to grow, and they began to search for food through the underground water system along the coast. Underground rivers, they are forced to survive in underground rivers, so the Chiyou aquatic tribe is very afraid of light, and they are almost blind when exposed to strong light!"
At this point, Third Grandpa pointed to my chin, "You can now feel along your chin under the two betel nut corners. There are many capillaries there, which are connected to our bronchi. If our ancestors If we had continued living in shallow water for a million years, we would have gills now!" Love Book House
I felt soft and didn't know if the third grandfather was talking about it, but it felt very reasonable!
"The third human race is the mermaid, which was developed from the extreme group of sea ape people at that time. They believe that the sea is the real home, and they must conquer the deep sea realm as the future, because there are often floods on the earth. , you can’t hide for a while, you must be able to live in the water is the most rational choice!”
"So they really evolved into mermaids. Mermaids were discovered by ancient fishermen when they went to sea. There are really very few of them. I'm afraid they have really become a kind of fish now."
After the third grandfather finished speaking, he sighed, and I also sighed, thinking that life is too difficult. In the face of nature, one must either evolve to adapt to the living environment, or wait to die. Now humans have occupied the earth, but countries and countries In the meantime, we still have to fight. It can be seen that human beings are non-stop creatures. Sometimes humans are also disasters for humans. After all, humans are also part of nature.
I have to say that I enjoyed listening very much and knew where I came from. To be honest, I felt a lot clearer. I happily had a drink with the third grandpa and the second grandpa, and was about to take a gulp when I suddenly thought: Get up one thing.
"Huh? Third Grandpa, Shangguan Yun monk said that the Chiyou Aquatic Tribe used the snake seeding technique to become like that. This is a bit different from what you said!"
The third grandfather snorted and glanced in the direction of the cave. "Our family has been practicing snake breeding in ancient times. They are very good at it, so when they meet little-known humans like the Chiyou Shui Tribe, their Qilin Tribe understands If not, just say that it was caused by my own snake-breeding skills. This is a young man applying rouge, don't be ashamed!"
Second Grandpa looked at Third Grandpa's disdainful face and couldn't help but laugh. After he stopped laughing, Second Grandpa also started talking, "Our family specializes in ancient medicine and genetic experiments on various animals. This has been true from ancient times to modern times, but The Qilin tribe is different. In the first half of their lives, they mainly practiced snake breeding, and later developed ancient medicine. Therefore, our family’s talents live longer than theirs. Later, they became greedy, proposed marriage, and tried every means to get involved with us. The light of the Hunyuan family optimizes ancient medicine skills through the blood of future generations, so this is why people from the Qilin tribe who are married to our family have to pass on the inheritance. To put it bluntly, a large part of the inheritance is to continue to optimize the blood. .”
I thought in my heart that whoever speaks in the future, I should just treat it as fart. I didn’t expect that Shangguan Yun monk would also fire cannons.
Time flies, and it is the end of the year. On the 22nd day of the twelfth lunar month, the old King Qilin and the Queen Mother of the West, as well as the second and third grandmothers, Shangguan Yunseng and Shangguan Jielong came out of seclusion. After they left the ancient tomb of Xiujia, they all looked very tired. .
It was not until the twenty-seventh day of the twelfth lunar month that he gradually recovered.
