"Okay, let's take a look at you." Sun Moazi agreed readily and went out.
I picked up Feilong's treasure map and looked at it carefully, and found that if I looked at it upside down, it looked like the arrangement of the Big Dipper.
It’s hard to imagine that Fa Qiu Zhi went to such great lengths to hide the treasure in seven places, and even went down to the bottom of the jade mine to hide the stuff himself. He was so full that he had nothing to do, and the material for this map was a piece of Fa Qiu Zhi. The yellow brocade silk has gold threads in the middle, and some places have been oxidized to yellowish brown. This is clearly an ancient relic.
I know that Fei Long is deceiving me again, but I won't be as anxious with him as before. I want to see what's going on here.
After thinking about it, I will need a lot of money to go to Yunwen Temple on the way. If I go to Turpan to meet Adema's descendants, I should go to win over the leader of the Xieling Sect there. I can't do it without real money, so why not just be passive? To take the initiative, a mantis stalks the cicada and the oriole follows behind.
So, I left the map in Feilong's arms, closed my eyes, leaned on the quilt behind me, and said, "As you wish, tomorrow we will go to the nearby market to buy a cow and help you find the treasure." .”
Feilong was overjoyed and came over to beat my legs to show his courtesy. He complained to me: "Hey, Lao Guo, why are you more anxious than me? You just had a day off. Why don't we talk again in four or five days?" It’s not too late, eh? By the way, Lao Guo, why do you want to buy a cow? Let me tell you, you have to control your appetite. Although beef is delicious, it doesn’t matter who is fat. You, Long Ye, am so handsome!"
I yawned, rolled my eyes at him, and cursed: "I just know how to eat and die. I'm going to sleep."
As time passed, the next day dawned. I got up early and stretched my muscles, and found that the pain was no longer so. As soon as I opened the door, a yellow wind howled in the quiet streets. You can't feel the temper of the climate in the desert. You let it It rains, it winds, you let it blow, and it's sunny, it's just not what you want.
There was no other way, Feilong, Sunhuizi and I could only put on thick clothes and wrap ourselves up tightly. I also followed Sunhuizi’s example and found a piece of hemp rope and inserted it into the cuffs of my cotton-leather boots to prevent the sand from getting in and stinging our feet. , we dived into the limelight, and under their guidance, we went to a nearby small restaurant to have a meal of squid. Not to mention, the mutton soup was delicious. The more we ate, the better it became. We had three bowls in a row. , I burped after eating.
Sun Mouse became anxious and said to me: "Huh? Are you full, young master? The roast leg of lamb hasn't been served yet. It's not wasted money. You have to continue eating."
I touched my swollen belly and couldn't help but scolded me: "Grandma, why didn't you tell me earlier? I'm full."
Fei Long didn't even touch the bowl of la tiaozi in front of him. He looked at me and couldn't help but laugh. I was so angry that I almost sprayed all the la tiaozi into his face. I thought to myself, you're a fucking idiot. Let's see how I mess up the situation with you two.
After the roast leg of lamb was served, I pulled the boss over to the restaurant and started chatting. The boss was a greasy and fat uncle. His name was Abraham, which means friend of God. When I was young, my grandfather and father went out to sell tea, salt, and tobacco. , I got in touch with people from all over the world, so I also learned the dialect from all over the world from them. I can’t speak Xinjiang dialect very smoothly, but I’m sure there’s nothing wrong with it if I can understand it.
I said to Albert: "Hey, uncle, when will this yellow-haired wind outside stop?"
Albert smacked his lips and said to me in a comforting tone: "It's nothing to worry about. No matter how clever you are, this limelight will pass in a short time. It's been like this every day for three days. It's quite... It’s very annoying (meaning troublesome), we’re all used to it.”
I laughed and looked at the fat dragon and Sun Mouse who were still devouring their food with the corner of my eye. Then I said to Uncle Abobula: "Ah, okay, then I'll be relieved. I'll give you a treat." Brainteasers from our hometown.”
Abel patted his thigh and said excitedly: "Okay, I like guessing dumplings the most."
"Okay." I smiled and stretched out my fingers and said, "Dog's and cow's, what is the one characteristic they all have in common?"
"Huh?" Albert was stunned when I asked, but he quickly shook his head and waved his hands and said, "Yeah, no, it's too low-level. Even my little kid knows it."
I pretended to be surprised and asked him: "Is it that simple? Then you can tell me."
Sun Mouse roared happily, chewing the mutton leg meat and said: "Young master, you are a bit advanced. Isn't this simple? The one thing they have in common is that they all need to sleep."
I shook my head, and Feilong slapped the table and said, "We all need to eat."
I still shook my head, and Albert frowned and said excitedly: "Yes, they all need to poop."
Feilong and Sun Xiaozi immediately raised their heads. Feilong said to Abobula: "Hey boss, we are eating here, why are you talking shit?"
Sun Mouse's Adam's apple twitched, and his facial features were distorted in disgust. He quickly stopped Fei Long and said, "Hey, Lord Long, what are you doing? Stop talking about it. I'm at the height of my popularity."
Albert smiled and said: "Hey, what does a real man say about pooping?" Then he said to me straightforwardly: "I know, it's peeing, or it's just farting, so I didn't run away. , if you are wrong, I will pay you a bowl of dripping notes."
I shook my head again and said, "No, it's diarrhea."
When Fei Long heard what I said, he choked. On the other hand, Sun Mouse vomited on the ground and said disgustingly: "Oh, I'll go, little master! It's not enough if I don't eat. You can eat first from now on." , it’s not enough for us to plunder the leftover children, it’s true that evil comes with evil consequences.”
