My grandfather Guo Dingtian's words made all the villagers quiet down. Everyone had a look of confusion on their faces. The village elder took a step forward and grabbed my grandfather's wrist, as if he was startled. He said quietly: "Guo Daxian'er, this... what is this 'two-headed crow'? It seems to be an evil thing. Now our village will not suffer!"
My grandfather saw that the villagers were also a little uneasy, so he patted the village chief's hand comfortingly and advised: "Old village chief, don't be anxious, don't be anxious, I'm still here, but you are You're right, these two crows are indeed extremely troublesome evil things, but we also have ways to cure them."
At this time, the fat Aunt Shi in the crowd clapped her hands tremblingly and said to my grandfather: "Oh! There is a way! I am still worried about the pigs in my pen! Guo Daxian'er, you can always You know everything! You know how many beards the Jade Emperor has, so tell me quickly. What can I do? Telling it will make everyone feel at ease!"
The Er Laizi wiped his green nose and said in a voice like a broken gong: "Yes! Uncle Guo, you have to tell me carefully. I must avenge this blood feud for my black egg!"
My grandfather said hello several times, and then said: "Oh! Don't be anxious, don't be anxious! I also know how everyone is feeling! But farming and riding horses also require steps. If you are too impatient, the hot tofu will burn your mouth. Well, let me first tell you the origin of this evil thing. You cashew nuts think you are very capable, but that thing is very magical and not just anyone can conquer it!"
The old village chief wiped the sweat from his forehead and said in horror: "Ouch! What? This is so evil! Great Fairy, you said it, you said it, we must listen carefully!"
My grandfather nodded and talked about the origin of these two crows.
He said: "Okay! Listen carefully, kids! These two birds are amazing. According to legend, they are at the level of mythical beasts. The weasel Wong Tai Sin is nothing in front of them! In fact, I have never seen them before. It was picked out from an old book. There are three legends about these two-headed crows, and each one is very evil! The first legend says that these two-headed crows are roaring heavenly dogs that descended to earth, bit Lu Dongbin's thigh, and were demoted by the Jade Emperor. I have endured hardships in the world, but I think this is all fucking nonsense! But what the book says, I have to popularize it with everyone. If it is really the Roaring Sky Dog, then we have to admit it. If you fail, I will beat the Roaring Sky Dog to death, and Erlang Shen will shoot us to death with his Heavenly Eye!"
"This second one is not a legend! This one has detailed records! It was recorded in the "Book of Mountains and Seas". Everyone knows this "Book of Mountains and Seas". That time I went to the market to sell goods, and I heard that The kid from the private school hums! But wow, most people in the world don’t know that this "Book of Mountains and Seas" actually has a lower part! This "Book of Mountains and Seas" is divided into thirty-six categories of rare treasures in the upper part, and seventy-two categories of exotic beasts in the lower part. , now people only know the upper part but not the lower part. This is all due to the violent Qin Shihuang at that time, who burned books to entrap scholars! Most of the lower parts were destroyed in one fell swoop! Only a few books were left! "
"The representative of the seventh category of supernatural beasts in the lower part of "The Classic of Mountains and Seas" is the six-eared macaque, and the eighth category behind it is the spiritual immortals, and the representatives of the spiritual immortals are these two Wuthi! According to records, this The two-headed crow is shaped like a black dog, moves like a rabbit, can fly when the wind blows, and can hide if it is still. What does this mean? Let me explain to everyone, it is wow, the two-headed crow looks like a black dog. If it is They can run as fast as a rabbit, fly if caught by the wind, and become invisible when sleeping so no one can find them.”
At this time, Er Laizi stamped his feet angrily and cursed: "Hey! Poor my black balls! I can't catch them when they're so evil! I'm so angry!"
My grandfather saw the second-rate man interrupting his conversation, blowing his beard and glaring at him and scolding: "You little bear, you can take away any donkey you like in our donkey pen. Now we are not discussing the loss of your donkeys." Problem! Compared with this, the lives of all the young and old in our village are more important."
The second scoundrel's mother went up and slapped the second scoundrel and scolded him: "Son, what are you doing! You eat too much donkey shit! Quiet bird (quiet.) Listen carefully to what you, Uncle Guo, have to say!"
The villagers quickly dissuaded the second-rate mother-in-law, saying that the child is just ignorant, just talk about it.
My grandfather coughed and continued: "Okay, okay, let's continue. Look, it was hot and hot just now, but now it's still cloudy. It seems that our village has indeed been affected by something. It's evil. I went on to say, these two crows actually have two heads. It only has one head, and its tail is turned up. There is a big black snail parasitic on the end of the tail. This black snail is more It's very evil, with a flick of its two black tails, the black snail can penetrate directly into your stomach and eat all your internal organs!"
Speaking of this, the villagers walked away from the dead donkey and took four or five steps back. They all said that the clothes at home were not confiscated, or that Mi Zi was afraid of the rain and fled away in fear.
Come on, before my grandfather told the third legend, the folks were scared away. Although the Qing Dynasty has been destroyed, feudal superstition has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. They are afraid of it, which is also a shortcoming left over from the imperial rule of feudal society.
The village elder lamented for several times, then quietly dug out two pieces of loose silver from the red cloth belt at the waist of his trousers with his thin old hands, stepped forward and stuffed it into the hands of the second-rate man, and said comfortingly: " Second bastard, I'm sorry, don't worry about your future life, we won't care about it! Don't worry! And wow, Guo Daxian'er also said about this donkey, I want to give one to your family. Well, what are you worrying about? There is also this donkey meat. Cut it up and share it with the villagers, so you can point it out to others in the future."
My grandfather immediately stopped him and said, "Oh! Old village chief, I think this donkey meat is too evil to be eaten. If the black snails lay eggs in the donkey meat, all the villagers will suffer. This is not the same as taking poison. If you can't do it, you can't do it. If you don't fear ten thousand, just be afraid of the worst. Be careful and sail the ship that lasts ten thousand years."
The old village chief slapped his thigh and praised my grandfather's idea very much, and praised: "Okay, Liu Xuande has a miraculous trick to plan Zhuge Liang, and I have the omnipotent Guo Daxian'er! What do you think we should do with this donkey?"
My grandfather stroked his snow-white beard, sighed, and said, "Oh! Then let's give Hei Dandan a cremation. Children, close your eyes, and I will steal a fire with the Stove Lord."
On weekdays, my grandfather has excellent medical skills, knows astronomy and geography, and has done a lot of good things for the villagers. They all call him Guo Daxian'er. It can be seen that he is about to be praised as a god. His words, Who dares not to listen?
The old village chief, the second rascal, his mother, and I all covered our eyes. I kept my fingers open and moved them out of the way. The sky gradually darkened, and a cold wind blew by. I saw my grandpa prick the tip of his left finger with a silver needle, drop a drop of blood on the dead donkey's body, and prick the tip of his right finger again, leaving the body with a drop of blood. The drop of blood dripped onto the previous drop of blood. I only saw the two drops of blood colliding together, and immediately burst into a red, yellow and blue flame. The fire was so fierce that in an instant the dead donkey's body burst into flames. The fire started and we felt the heat, so we all took a few steps back.
My grandfather hid his hands in his sleeves, told us to open our eyes, and ordered the second-rate son to scatter the ashes at the gate. If the two-headed crow comes again, he will be too afraid to harm his family again.
It was going to rain, so the old village chief returned home happily. I'm also very happy, because it's been a long summer (drought), and if it rains in time, it won't cause too much loss to the villagers, and it will also prevent everyone from having to travel many miles and risk their lives to sell salt and tea. .
When I got home, it was already raining heavily outside, so I pestered my grandpa to tell him about the third legend of the two-headed crow. After my parents finished working in the field, they came home and prepared a delicious meal. We rounded the table. , just as we were about to put down our chopsticks, suddenly there was a loud knock on the door. We were startled, and my grandfather said: "The folks are not at home to take shelter on this rainy day. Could something happen again?"
Suddenly I heard a man's voice outside the door, "The golden snake will not go away and the dragon will lose! The green sand of the Tiger Mountain seals the bones! The Yin and Yang Bagua predicts its position! The stars in the sky determine the dragon's lair! Are you the Guo family of witch burials? I am touching gold. School Captain Wang Dianlong! It’s cold rain outside, please give me a charcoal, can we talk in detail?”
My grandfather is actually a bit arrogant, but for some reason, after listening to what the man outside said, the chopsticks in his hand dropped to the ground in fright. I quickly supported him and asked: "Grandpa, please don't worry about it. What's going on?" thing?"
My father, Guo Jinxuan, was also restless. He looked very embarrassed and said to me, "It's okay. The evil caused by the Thousand-year Hunting Order has passed. I went to open the door, and here came someone from the Gold Touching Sect!"
My grandpa took my hand away and said, "My dear, grandpa is not in the way. If you want to play with your fate, I will take your mother and ride a horse and run to Fengtian to find your second grandpa Guo Kaishan. There must be no mistake!"
When I heard this, I was really startled. I wondered if there was some enemy coming. I immediately ran into the kitchen and took out a rolling pin. At this time, the door was opened by my father, who suddenly fell in from outside. A fat white man covered in blood fell to the ground. He had a spotted snake rope on his shoulders, a three-claw hook, a cowhide treasure bag, and a black package wrapped in black cloth. , it looked like a human head. When the fat man raised his head and was about to speak, I went up and gave him a real blow.
After the fat man fainted, I asked the old man for instructions on how to deal with him. My grandfather said:
"Baby, you and your father tied him up. This kid is a tomb robber!"
