Not long after taking the measurements, the village chief named Obi Gun came.
"Two immortal masters, the welcome banquet has been prepared. Two immortal masters, please move forward!"
After Obi Gun finished speaking, he bent down and made a gesture of invitation. Huang Ming and Xiao Hua walked out of the hotel without refusing.
The welcome dinner was held in a small square on the street. There were a row of large long tables made of small tables on the east and west sides of the square and in the south. The tables were filled with food, and people were already sitting on both sides of the table.
Obi Gun led Xiao Hua and Huang Ming to sit in the middle of the long table located directly south of the square. This is the main seat.
"Everyone, be quiet, be quiet, be quiet."
Obigun began to speak.
"Villages of Twilight Village, I am very honored to introduce to you that these two immortal masters came from the Kingdom of Great Xia. They are also the second Great Xia immortal masters that our Twilight Village has been fortunate enough to receive thirty years ago. Everyone is welcome."
"Wow..."
There was a burst of warm applause.
Obi Gun is the village chief of Twilight Village, and he is quite good at talking. The enthusiasm of the villagers was quickly ignited by him.
"Villagers, these two immortal masters not only helped us resolve the water dispute with the Heili people, but also promised to help us eliminate the Red Mountain monster that has been harassing our Twilight Village. To express our gratitude, we honor the two immortal masters together."
After Obi Gun finished speaking, he raised his wine glass, and the villagers also stood up and raised their wine glasses.
"Hey, no, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, what did you just say? When did we agree to help you kill some Red Mountain monster? Please make it clear first?"
Xiao Hua was confused. When did he and Huang Ming say they were going to help these people kill some Red Mountain monster? They didn't know this at all. What kind of medicine was Obi Gun selling in this gourd?
"Two immortal masters, there is a red mountain to the west of our village. There is a monster in the mountain that often attacks our villages and towns. The village guards cannot defeat it, and many people have died or been injured as a result."
"We have asked the Shanyinmen of Xiangzhong Mountain for help, but there has been no reply. Two immortal masters descended from the sky today. Isn't this an arrangement from God? So on behalf of the whole village, I implore the two immortal masters to help."
Obi Gun told the reason.
But he had not told Huang Ming and Xiao Hua about this before, because he was afraid that Huang Ming and Xiao Hua would not agree. Now he suddenly announced in front of all the villagers that Obi Gun wanted to kill first and then play the game, a moral kidnapping.
It seems that those who eat people are soft-spoken and short-handed. There is really no free lunch in this world.
"Help me, your sister. It doesn't matter if I help you kill a few monsters, but what I hate most is being forced. You actually did this to us. Don't even think about it. Let's go. "Bright egg"
Huang Ming immediately became furious. What he hates most is being forced and threatened. If Obi Gun dares to play this trick with him, then he really has no choice but to let Obi Gun go. So Huang Ming got up and said Walk.
"No, no, two immortal masters, just help us, please."
Obi Gun actually knelt down with a "gudong" sound.
The villagers on both sides of the long table all knelt down and said in unison.
"Please help us, the two Masters and Immortals"
"Hey, hey, don't kneel down. Get up first and then talk. Get up first and then talk."
Seeing the men, women, old and young at the table suddenly kneel down, Huang Ming was immediately at a loss. After all, he had never had this experience of being regarded as a savior, and he felt guilty and soft-hearted.
"Two immortal masters, please help us. It's getting hotter and hotter here, the water source is getting less and less, and the food is often destroyed by monsters. We can't live any longer. The two immortal masters sent out their kindness to help. Help us”
Obi Gun couldn't help crying when he said this. It seemed that he was really worried about this village.
"Hey, you get up first and then talk. Don't be like this. Seriously, you get up first and then talk."
Xiao Hua interjected, although he has a bald head and looks a bit fierce, he is a tough and tender man and can't stand this.
Think about it, everyone, there are such a large group of men and women, old and young, kneeling in front of you and crying profusely. Can you bear it? Not to mention Xiao Hua, even Huang Ming couldn't stand it.
"Okay, okay, everyone, let's get up. I said Obi Gun, if you have anything to do, you can tell us directly. We Daxia people, no, we Daxia people have always been very clear about love and hate. We will definitely help those who can. But don’t play with your vagina for me.”
Huang Ming was very angry that Obi Gun set a trap for him and Xiao Hua, but people's hearts are full of flesh. If you think about it carefully, this is excusable, so Huang Ming didn't want to argue with him anymore.
"Really? Thank you, thank you two immortal masters. Our Twilight Village is saved, we are saved, woo..."
This Obi Gun was so excited that he burst into tears again. It seemed that this red mountain monster did a lot of damage to their Twilight Village.
Seeing that the atmosphere was a little heavy, Xiao Hua stood up.
"Okay, okay, now that we have agreed, let's get up. Didn't you say you want to entertain us well? Is this how you entertain guests? Get up and be happy."
"That's right, didn't you say that our Great Xia Immortal Master was very popular back then? Why didn't I see it? Since we are going to help you eliminate monsters tomorrow, shouldn't you be happy? You should be singing and dancing, you said Isn’t that right, Obi Gun?”
Huang Ming also cooperated with Xiao Hua and began to arouse everyone's emotions.
"Oh, yes, we should be happy, everyone should be happy, I declare that the banquet has officially begun, Skydian, your show can start."
Obigun wiped the tears from his face and announced the start of the banquet.
"Hey, have you prepared a program?" Xiao Hua continued to interrupt.
"Oh, it's not really a show. Our Twilight Village is remote and barren, and we don't usually have much entertainment, so the villagers like to make up their own stories, sing and dance during their spare time, and ask the two immortal masters not to laugh."
After Obi Gun finished speaking, he waved to a group of people wearing makeup not far away, and the show began.
Obigun's son Ouhou took the lead in playing the game, dressed in animal skins and dressed as a monster.
Later, a group of villagers with feathers on their heads and spears appeared on the stage, as if they were staged villagers fighting monsters.
There is no music in this show, but the villagers on both sides of the long table sing in unison and rhythmically provide music for the different characters in this show. The feeling is like Xiao Lingtian's Maori war dance.
"Hoo hoo ho, ha, ho ho ho, ha..., woo dada, woo dada, hoo quack, hoo quack..."
"Woo dada, woo dada, ha..., woo..."
After the performance was over, the villagers began to clap their hands and celebrate with various whistles and screams.
Needless to say, although this show has no lines and no music from beginning to end, relying entirely on the rhythmic shouting of the villagers and the movements and expressions of the actors, it is very exciting.
If this was performed on Xiao Lingtian's stage, it would definitely be "the birth of an actor" and it could instantly kill any young talent.
