Huang Ming was helpless. This person who had drunk too much wine would not listen to persuasion, and he could not be persuaded at all.
He had no choice but to shake his head and stand aside, quietly watching Yang Xukuan's performance.
As a result, Yang Xukuan jumped more and more happily in front of the car, and the more he jumped, the more energetic he became.
He kept twisting wildly and humming some tunes that no one could understand. Later, he climbed directly onto the hood and the roof of the car.
Yang Xukuan's crazy behavior quickly aroused the curiosity of vehicles to be investigated and passers-by.
After a while, Yang Xukuan and Huang Ming were surrounded by people making soy sauce and eating melon.
"It's so funny. How much did this guy drink? He started dancing right here."
"Hey, brother dances well, the moves are bigger, the fire is more...".
"Handsome guy, smile, I'll take a photo for you...".
The melon-eaters kept cheering and applauding, and some even took out their mobile phones and started taking photos and recording videos.
Seeing more and more people watching, Yang Xukuan was not surprised but became even more crazy.
"Leidi Sen, folks, am I good at dancing? Do you want another one?".
"Yes, yes! Hey, brother, let's do some poses first."
The quarrel continues.
"OK, how about this look? And this one, I'll do this again...".
Yang Xukuan became more and more excited and crazy. He actually took off his shirt and posed in various toned poses.
Huang Ming really couldn't stand it anymore.
He took a few steps forward and pulled Yang Xukuan off the hood.
"Are you crazy enough? That's almost enough!".
Huang Ming put his hand on Yang Xukuan's back while putting the coat he had taken off back on him.
Huang Ming didn't want to use his magic power to save Yang Xukuan, so he thought it would be good for him to deduct some points and learn a lesson.
But seeing the ridicule on the faces of the passers-by, Huang Ming felt that this farce should end.
Yang Xukuan woke up instantly.
He looked back at Huang Ming, then back at the passers-by and traffic police who were watching.
Suddenly he turned around and opened the door, closing himself in the car again.
"well……".
Huang Ming shook his head and sighed, opened the car door and got in.
"Did I feel too embarrassed just now?".
Yang Xukuan leaned back on the driver's seat and turned his head to look at Huang Ming with dull eyes.
"No, how could it be embarrassing?"
"You danced well just now, and there was something about 'the sky is flying with colorful clouds and the ground is blooming with red flowers'"
"How about I post a few videos to make you popular?"
Huang Ming deliberately pretended to be stupid.
"Hey, I'm here today because some cousins came from Dali."
"They said something while we were eating, and I felt a little upset, so I drank a few more drinks."
"Sorry, sorry, hehe."
Yang Xukuan smiled sheepishly and took the initiative to talk about the reason for his drinking.
"Are you upset? It's Maotai and Lafite, and you're still upset? Why don't you make me upset too?"
"There is no such thing as Moutai Lafite, I drink bubble wine."
"I said nonsense on purpose because I didn't want to be investigated by the traffic police, hehe."
Yang Xukuan smiled awkwardly.
"What the hell are you doing?"
"It's not like I've never seen you drunk before?"
"You are still driving after you are so drunk. You really took off your pants and hanged yourself. It is shameless and life-threatening."
Huang Ming said another insult.
"Oh, it's hard to explain in words. Let's forget about it. What should we do now?"
"My license will definitely be revoked, and I might have to go to the detention center to work part-time for a few days."
Yang Xukuan didn't want to talk about him. What he was worried about now was his driver's license.
Just as Huang Ming was about to answer the call, he heard "ta-ta-ta-ta" and there was a traffic policeman knocking on the window outside the car.
"Dear sister, have you remembered your driver's license now? I'm convinced of you too."
"Forget it, forget it, you've been having trouble for so long, your drunkenness should have worn off, go down and blow it, it'll be fine."
Huang Ming didn't want to explain to Yang Xukuan, so he opened the car door and walked out first.
"Eh? Blow again."
The traffic policeman looked at the test device in his hand and was confused.
"Impossible, the way you acted just now was obviously a drunken act."
"Why doesn't the tester respond at all? It's impossible, keep blowing."
The traffic policeman changed to a breathalyser and continued to let Yang Xukuan use it.
"Stop bragging, didn't I tell you? I'm a drama actor who can sing songs."
"We are rehearsing a play these days, in which there is a plot of being investigated for drunk driving."
"I am experiencing the audition according to the script today. I really didn't drink."
"Otherwise, why would I act so exaggeratedly, right?"
Seeing that there was no response after blowing it so many times, Yang Xukuan got into the mood and started to pretend.
"Are you an actor?"
"Brother, whether you are an actor or not, your performance just now was indeed wonderful."
The traffic policeman couldn't figure out the authenticity of Yang Xukuan's words for a while, so he made a pun.
"Thank you, thank you, thank you for the compliment"
"Sorry for delaying your work, can I leave now?"
"I'm afraid I won't be able to leave. You are suspected of obstructing official duties, so you may have to go back with us."
"Ah? No, no, no, comrade traffic policeman, I am really an actor."
"I do this just to do my job well. Life is not easy. Please be considerate. Thank you."
Yang Xukuan quickly apologized.
"Considerate?"
"Brother, if you are really an actor, then I admire your dedication."
"But if you make a big fuss at the law enforcement scene, obstruct official duties and waste public resources, I'm afraid it won't be justified if you just leave like this."
"No, no, no, Comrade Traffic Police, I don't dare to wear such a big hat."
"I am really an actor, please forgive me just once, really really...".
Yang Xukuan gritted his teeth and continued to pretend.
"Okay, okay, since you didn't drink, forget it this time."
"But please remember that safety is the first priority on all roads. If you drive improperly, your loved ones will cry."
After speaking, the traffic policeman returned the driver's license to Yang Xukuan.
Because it's late.
Huang Ming and Yang Xukuan stopped communicating and drove back to their respective homes.
In the afternoon of the next day, Huang Ming arrived at the hot pot restaurant early.
He wanted to find out what happened to Yang Xukuan last night.
An hour before the meal started, Yang Xukuan came to the hot pot restaurant.
Seeing Huang Ming staring at him without saying a word, Yang Xukuan took the initiative to chat with Huang Ming about last night.
It turned out that several cousins from Yang Xukuan's hometown in Dali suddenly came to the shop to eat hot pot last night.
Yang Xukuan didn't know it beforehand, so when he saw his cousin coming, he naturally had to receive him personally.
After chatting with each other, Yang Xukuan realized that these cousins did not come to him specifically to eat hot pot.
But there was something going on in the family, and he needed to coordinate.
The background and process of the incident are roughly this.
Yang Xukuan was born in Dali. Some of his ancestors had served as high officials, so the clan was large and flourishing.
Although the recent generations are not so glorious, after all, the tree is big and the roots are deep. The Yang family is still prosperous and prosperous, and it can be regarded as an influential family in Dali.
When Yang Xukuan was young, he left Dali and came to Chuncheng with his parents' work transfer.
But grandparents and elders like the seventh aunt and the eighth aunt are still living in Dali for generations.
According to his cousin, with the vigorous development of local tourism.
The Yang family responded to the call a few years ago and actively participated in the investment and development of some local tourism projects.
There is one of the largest projects in which every family member has participated in the investment.
The project content is a mid-level timeshare vacation villa near Xiaguan General Cave.
