Don’t blame me for laughing, I really couldn’t hold it in!
Lu Ning bit the tip of her tongue to suppress her laughter and looked at her sister-in-law with a look of contempt on her face.
He said indifferently: "Sister-in-law is right, I am a vulgar martial artist, how can I know how to appreciate poetry!"
"I don't know why you are laughing so hard. Isn't this a good thing to write?"
Ruan Shuting had gone to school for five years, was literate, and had read epic poems. Otherwise, she would not have been able to marry the scholar Lu Xiu.
"Second brother, you dare to laugh at me? Humph...!"
At this moment, Lu Qing also walked out of the main hall.
She pinched her waist with both hands and glared angrily at Lu Ning.
"Oh! It was written by my little sister. Let me tell you, how come big brother is so good!"
Lu Ning said with a smile while slowly playing with the sword skills.
When Lu Qing heard this, he became even more angry and rushed to Lu Ning: "Brother is not good at composing poetry. You imply that my writing is very bad. Ah... I'm so angry that I won't do it anymore!"
"Ignore him. How can a martial artist like him know anything about poetry? My sister-in-law thinks his writing is quite good!" Ruan Shuting hurriedly went to comfort Lu Qing.
even so.
Lu Qing rushed into the study angrily and didn't come out all morning.
The eldest brother, on the other hand, went to the toilet twice and glanced at Lu Ning several times.
Obviously, the little sister is still angry.
Lu Ning pretended not to notice, practicing his sword skills over and over again, gaining more experience in his skills.
Under the shade of a tree on the side, the little girl held the neck of the big white goose with one hand, sat on the back of the big white goose and stared at her uncle's knife skills. She screamed with joy.
At lunch.
Facing a table of sumptuous dishes, Lu Qing had no appetite.
"Yeah! Braised pork trotters is good...!"
Lu Xiu put a piece of braised pig's trotters into his sister's bowl and kicked Lu Ning under the table.
Lu Ning, who was enjoying his meal, looked up at his eldest brother, then turned his face and complimented Ruan Shuting: "Sister-in-law's cooking skills are great!"
Ruan Shuting looked puzzled.
Lu Xiu was also speechless. Don't you know that my little sister loves braised pig's trotters?
Of course Lu Ning knew what his elder brother was thinking, and wanted him to coax his sister.
I saw my sister holding chopsticks in one hand and holding her chin in the other.
I don’t know if I’m angry and have no appetite, or if I’m thinking about poetry?
"If it doesn't work out, I won't send it to you tomorrow."
Lu Ning also put a piece of braised pig's trotters into his sister's rice bowl and said, "Don't think about it, just eat it while it's hot."
Lu Xiu and his wife looked at Lu Ning, are you trying to trick people?
Lu Qing also glanced at Lu Ning, turned his face to the side and said, "What do you know? If eldest brother can present a good poem and win the favor of Princess Yongle, his future career will be great."
Isn’t it just to curry favor with Princess Yongle?
Lu Ning cursed in his heart, but said: "Brother was right last night. In these troubled times, Princess Yongle and Emperor Mingwu are having trouble again. I think it's better not to present this poem, just in case...!"
"If father and daughter had a minor conflict, could they still be imprisoned in the sky prison?" Lu Qing shook his head speechlessly.
It’s hard to say!
The princess doesn’t know how to do it, but it’s not necessarily possible to fawn over the princess’s eldest brother!
He saw his elder brother, sister-in-law, and younger sister all staring at him like an idiot.
Lu Ning thought to herself, is it because of my career problem that I am too sensitive?
"This poem should be dedicated to the occasion, otherwise it won't be able to touch the princess's heart, and it will be useless!" Lu Ning had an expression on his face that I know very well about poetry.
He looked up and saw that the three of them were eating their own meals, but no one picked up on him.
Am I wrong?
Lu Ning frowned and looked at Lu Xiudao: "Brother, what poem do you want to send to Princess Yongle? Praise, lyricism, appreciation of the scenery, or..."
"Chang'an, the tofu made by your sister-in-law is tender and delicious. Eat it while it's hot."
In order to stop Lu Ning's mouth, Lu Xiu specially put a piece of tofu for Lu Ning.
Ruan Shuting on the side also gave him a piece: "Eat, eat more!"
"..."
Lu Ning was a little speechless. Who said that martial artists can't compose poems?
Seeing that the three of them ignored me.
Lu Ning was angry but didn't show it.
While eating soft tofu, he casually chanted:
"Autumn has been a sad and lonely time since ancient times."
Hearing this, the three of them all looked at Lu Ning.
Or shocked inside.
Or he was chewing on Lu Ning's poetic line.
Snapped!
The sound of slamming on the table startled Lu Ning.
I saw my eldest brother Lu Xiu getting up excitedly and shouting: "Okay, what a poem!"
It’s early autumn now, so it’s time to meet the occasion.
Ruan Shuting, who was originally a little disdainful, also widened her eyes and looked at Lu Ning in disbelief.
The angry little girl was also shocked and stared at Lu Ning, as if she was getting to know her second brother again.
Lu Ning raised his chin slightly indifferently and gnawed on the pig's trotters, making his mouth full of oil.
The three of them all stared at him.
"Gone?"
The eldest brother Lu Xiu couldn't help but ask, who wrote the poem and one sentence?
The younger sister was no longer angry and asked urgently: "Second brother, just one sentence?"
Ruan Shuting suddenly glanced at Lu Ning with contempt: "Second brother, are you good at it?"
I can do it!
My sister-in-law has spoken, so it must be done!
"I say autumn is better than spring."
Lu Ning hurriedly shouted the second sentence, and then ignored the shocked expressions of the three people and began to eat happily.
This "Autumn Poems" is one of Liu Yuxi's masterpieces and has been passed down through the ages.
Lyrical to the occasion.
It expresses the author's enterprising passion and open-minded and optimistic mind.
In fact, Lu Ning had better poems in mind that could directly poke into Princess Yongle's heart.
But he felt that his eldest brother might cause problems if he used it to curry favor with Princess Yongle, so this "Autumn Poems" was perfect for this time of year.
It can relieve Princess Yongle's unhappy mood.
"Since ancient times, autumn has been sad and lonely. I say that autumn is better than spring!"
"Okay, okay!"
The great scholar Lu Xiu was shocked by these two lines of Lu Ning's poem.
He is not good at poetry, but when he chews it carefully, he instantly becomes involved in the artistic conception of the poem and cannot extricate himself.
"It's really wonderful!"
Lu Qing stared blankly at the smiling second brother.
I just feel that the second brother is not the second brother at this moment.
Ruan Shuting also stared at Lu Ning: "He is a little better than your elder brother."
"No, how can my second brother compose poetry?"
After thinking about it carefully, Ruan Shuting suddenly realized that something was wrong.
"Sister-in-law, I have also been to school!" Lu Ning rolled his eyes and said.
Ruan Shuting thought it was true, but when she married into the Lu family, Lu Ning had already dropped out of school and was at home.
Plus Lu Ning is idle.
So the label in her heart has always been: Dandy!
None of the three of them thought that this 'dandy' in the family could compose poetry?
Lu Qing blinked his big eyes and said: "Second brother, I think you should go to the Confucius Institute to study, and let the eldest brother go to Tianlao to take over dad's position as a jailer."
Hearing this, Lu Xiu looked embarrassed. He was indeed not good at poetry.
Only good at algorithms, etiquette and music.
The younger sister knows some poetry, but her interest lies in the art of war and strategy.
Therefore, neither of them came up with a good poem all morning.
After Lu Xiu sat down, the more he thought about the scene that would shock the entire audience tomorrow, the more excited he became.
He looked at Lu Ning hurriedly and asked, "We have the upper palace, but where is the lower palace?"
"Yes, second brother, where is the xiaque? Half a que is not a poem!" Lu Qing also asked hurriedly.
Lu Ning slowly wiped the oil and water on his hands, and suddenly saw that his sister-in-law was impatient and seemed to want to speak out against him.
He immediately stood up and walked outside, chanting as he walked:
“A crane flies above the clouds in a clear sky, bringing poetry to the blue sky!”
Buzz!
At that moment, the refreshing image of autumn arose spontaneously.
The three of them seemed to see a white crane with spread wings soaring into the sky, soaring into the sky.
Look at Lu Ning's back again, he is tall and straight.
There seemed to be an invisible aura surging from his body.
The three of them were deeply shocked.
[Congratulations to the punisher for successfully ZBing in front of his family for the first time and gaining 1 point of prestige! 】
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