"What if you couldn't wake up?"
"Although we haven't seen each other for ten years, we are still childhood sweethearts. How about 'cursing' me like this so early in the morning? Or for a week in a row."
Su Yuchen sat up and stretched: "You're not tired of talking about it, I'm a little tired of hearing it."
"Are you going to get tired of it?" Xia Yushuang tilted her head: "Yes, for you, you won't get tired of sleeping with a beautiful girl figure, right, you perverted two-dimensional otaku?"
"I don't deny that I like the second dimension, and I don't deny that I'm a bit of an otaku, but where does the word 'pervert' come from?"
"Isn't it to sleep with the figure in your hand like a rag doll to feel the softness of the figure of the beautiful girl holding a sword in bikini?" Xia Yushuang glanced at the figure on the bedside table: "You are already very perverted. "
"I don't want to either. Who told her to throw her on my face?"
"Haha." He laughed like he was pronouncing words: "Just because your sister gave it to you, so it's like a treasure and placed on the headboard? It's even more perverted, sister-controlled pervert!"
"Why don't you tell her?" Su Yuchen looked at her expectantly: "She insisted on letting me put it on the headboard, and she had to take pictures on time every day and send them to prove... Why did you take out your phone? ?”
"Record it and send it to your sister."
Su Yuchen rolled his eyes: "Look at you, can you still have a pleasant conversation?"
"Have a pleasant conversation?" Xia Yushuang glanced at Su Yuchen, who was naked from the waist up: "You find it pleasant to talk to this beauty with your upper body naked. Your abnormality index is rising every day."
"You guy..."
Before Su Yuchen finished speaking, he was interrupted by Xia Yushuang: "It's very rude to call the beautiful senior who prepares breakfast for you every day 'you guy'."
"You are also mean to me, so why are you so embarrassed to say that I am rude..."
"Um?"
Seeing Xia Yushuang's gesture of raising her cell phone and saying, "Send last night's screenshot to your sister," Su Yuchen decisively changed his words: "Then what do you want to call me?"
"From today on, call me Senior Sister Xia...sir."
"Sir? Are you S?" Su Yuchen asked, looking at the navy blue uniform she was wearing. Sky University has uniforms... It's very ceremonial, but the uniform looks good. For my sake, I won’t complain.
At this time, Xia Yushuang took two small steps back, crossed her arms across her chest, raised her chin slightly, her tone was still cold, and her eyes showed a little pride: "You are indeed a pervert. You looked at the figure of a beautiful senior like me early in the morning. Beforehand, Say····"
"Although you can't see it through the clothes, my senior's body has unexpected and illegal value, so please don't look at it with your eyes."
Su Yuchen stared straight into her ice blue eyes and remained silent.
Xia Yushuang pressed her fingers a little harder and tilted her head slightly to look at him: "Don't you understand?"
"Senior, let me tell you this in layman's terms. If you pull me onto the bed in good health early in the morning, I will knock you out immediately and call the police, and you will spend a miserable life in prison."
"I can confirm now that your poisonous tongue skills have improved several levels." A smile flashed in Su Yuchen's eyes, and he didn't believe she would really do this: "And even though you are separated by clothes, your perfect figure has been highlighted. No need to say such a long paragraph to emphasize."
Hearing this, Xia Yushuang relaxed her fingers on her arm. Just as she was about to speak, Su Yuchen continued: "Besides, I am so law-abiding that I will not touch you even if you are sleeping in bed."
Her fingers tightened on her arm again for a moment, and Xia Yushuang let out a soft "tsk".
"Why are you smacking your lips?"
"You are indeed a perverted two-dimensional otaku. Did you watch an unknown video to release yourself last night? Why are you hearing hallucinations at such a young age?"
Su Yuchen blinked, why did he suddenly become more venomous?
Looking away from her face, Su Yuchen changed the subject: "Where is my figure?"
'The figurines given by my sister are more important? '
Xia Yushuang clicked her tongue again.
"You 'tsk' again!"
"I think you should go to the hospital to see the men's department for treatment, or drink wolfberry berries every day..." Xia Yushuang raised her right hand and pushed the hair on her cheek behind her ear: "In this case, the symptoms of auditory hallucinations may be gone. Can be relieved...probably."
After saying that, she turned around: "Please quickly cover your body, which may be suffering from exhibitionism, with clothes, and then go out to have breakfast. Your strength will be replenished. Maybe the auditory hallucination symptoms will be slightly better?"
With her skirt fluttering and her plump thighs swaying with slight waves of flesh, Xia Yushuang walked out of the bedroom.
"This guy····"
Looking away from her back, Su Yuchen lifted the quilt and took a look. After muttering "I'm fine," he put the figure of the beautiful girl in bikini and holding a sword back on the bedside table, and then started to get dressed.
Pulling his pants down to his knees and preparing to get out of bed, he glanced at the ground. There was nothing that would hurt him if he stepped on it.
So, I carefully got out of bed and stood up——
Boom!
He tripped over the leg of his pants and fell to his knees on the floor.
"really····"
Still so unlucky.
There is no reason.
The footsteps sounded again, then stopped, and the cold voice sounded again the next second——
“How many times a night can you do it before you can’t stand still the next day?”
Still so venomous.
"Sister Xia, you will have no friends if you do this..."
Su Yuchen raised his head and looked at the right hand that was stretched out in front of him and gradually grasped it. His tone paused, and then he said speechlessly: "If you want to help, don't be so venomous."
"Really?" Xia Yushuang tilted her head: "You just said, what will happen to me if I do this? Will I get beaten?"
Su Yuchen rolled his eyes and stood up relying on her hand, when he heard the venomous words coming towards him again.
"You don't even lift your pants in front of a beautiful woman like me. You are really a pervert."
Su Yuchen rolled his eyes at her again and silently picked up his pants and put them on.
'You didn't even refute me'!
"Tsk."
"I think I am definitely not hallucinating..."
Xia Yushuang had already turned around and walked out of the bedroom. After leaving Su Yuchen's sight, she lowered her head and stared at her right hand with her icy blue eyes, which still retained some of his warmth.
Only today did I fall when I got up.
How long has it been since we held hands?
Her cherry-pink lips wriggled slightly, her right hand was slightly raised, her left hand gradually embraced her right hand, and the lines on the palms of the two palms gradually connected together in sight——
"What are you doing standing here?"
Xia Yushuang immediately put down her hands, coughed slightly, and her tone returned to a cold tone: "Check whether the hand that just lifted you up is contaminated by the 'perverted temperament'."
"Have you developed the habit of being venomous in these ten years?"
"Call me Senior Sister."
"Senior, have you developed the habit of being venomous in these ten years?"
"Don't explore my senior's past at will."
Xia Yushuang walked to the dining table, sat down, and started eating.
Su Yuchen walked over and gently pulled out the chair and sat down, turning to look out the window where the sun was shining brightly.
After ten years of not seeing each other, the childhood sweetheart Xia Yushuang has grown into a narcissistic and poisonous beautiful senior.
'Not to your liking'?
Xia Yushuang glanced at Su Yuchen: "Is the physical exertion of one night so serious that you can't even pick up chopsticks to eat?"
Her voice drew Su Yuchen's attention back. Looking at Xia Yushuang's cold face, he teased, "Can you read minds?"
"I won't use it on you, after all, as a beautiful girl, I don't want to know about otaku..."
"My favorite breakfast is what I like to eat every day. Whoever marries you in the future will definitely be very happy." Su Yuchen said with a smile - it was the truth.
Xia Yushuang opened her mouth and swallowed her venomous words: "Hurry up and finish your meal. I have class in the second period."
Su Yuchen said "Yeah". No matter how venomous he was, he still liked to hear compliments.
Most people cannot accept the character of narcissism, poisonous tongue, and maybe a little S, but...
Who makes Xia Yushuang a beauty?
More importantly, she is a senior.
The status of senior sister is a very plus point for Su Yuchen.
Of course, it needs to be emphasized that he is not M.
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