"Pfft~"
Gu Yifan just drank a sip of water without swallowing it, and sprayed it directly on Wang Zibo's face. He looked at Wang Zibo with wide eyes and a shocked expression.
"..."
Wang Zibo was also stunned by the sudden sip of water, and stared at him with the same big eyes.
The two stared at each other, and the atmosphere in the car felt strangely awkward for a while.
"Well……"
"Sorry, sorry, I couldn't hold it back for a moment!"
Gu Yifan, who was the first to come to his senses, hurriedly picked up a paper towel and helped Wang Zibo dry the water on his face.
One minute later...
Wang Zibo's face became even more depressed. He looked at Gu Yifan with a chubby face and complained: "Brother Fan, I'm already miserable enough, and you spit on my face..."
"That's water!"
Gu Yifan rolled his eyes at him and said angrily.
"That also has your saliva in it!"
Wang Zibo said speechlessly: "I don't care, Brother Fan, you have to compensate me!"
Gu Yifan just glanced at him and ignored his words. Instead, he said, "No, did you just say that your good sister has two children?"
After hearing his words, Wang Zibo's expression froze again.
"Huh~"
He took a deep breath, and then said: "Yes, Wan...she has two children! One is three and a half years old and has just learned to speak, and the other is one and a half years old..."
Having said this, he suddenly turned his head to look at Gu Yifan: "Brother Fan, do you know, she even breastfed her child in front of me just now!!!"
"..."
Gu Yifan's mouth twitched, and he had a picture in his mind!
This picture was so beautiful that he didn’t dare to think about it anymore!
"So, you ran out?"
Gu Yifan tried hard not to laugh out loud. He bit his back molars and tried to keep his tone calm.
"if not!"
"Am I still there to watch her breastfeed?!"
Wang Zibo said with black lines all over his head.
"Well……"
"That's not impossible!"
"Divorced with two kids, buy one get two free, it will save you 20 years of detours!"
Gu Yifan tried his best to suppress his laughter and said calmly.
Wang Zibo: "..."
He glanced at Gu Yifan and said dullly: "Brother Fan, I know you really want to laugh at me now. If you want to laugh, just laugh!"
"Pfft~"
Wang Zibo's words made Gu Yifan couldn't help laughing anymore.
"Sorry, I have received professional training. No matter how funny it is, I usually won't laugh unless I really can't help it!"
"Hahaha……"
Gu Yifan couldn't help but cast a pitying look at Wang Zibo, and then laughed loudly.
Wang Zibo's face turned dark. He didn't want to speak anymore. He glanced out the window without saying a word!
Oh shit!
After experiencing this incident, Wang Zibo felt that he would never believe in love again in his life!
Damn it, not even talking about love dogs!
He planned to break the jar and drop it, this is it!
Woo woo woo...
…
Half past three in the afternoon.
After sending Wang Zibo home, Gu Yifan picked up Su Qinghe and went out again.
Because he promised to take Su Qinghe, a fool, to watch a movie.
Along the way, Su Qinghe noticed that the corners of Gu Yifan's mouth raised slightly from time to time, as if he thought of something happy.
But she didn't care.
…
It's half past four in the afternoon.
In the cinema, Su Qinghe first carefully looked at the movie playing on the big screen, and then turned to look at Gu Yifan.
This is obviously not a comedy, so why is Gu Yifan laughing from time to time?
She looked confused, and her little head was full of questions? ? ?
"Um?"
At this time, Gu Yifan also noticed that Su Qinghe was staring at him.
He was stunned for a moment, then said: "What are you looking at me for? Watching a movie!"
Su Qinghe opened her mouth slightly, but in the end she said nothing. She turned her head and watched the movie again silently.
Gu Yifan couldn't help but frown slightly when he saw her acting strangely.
"Ah~"
At this moment, Gu Yifan suddenly heard a suppressed exclamation not far behind him.
Why does this voice sound familiar?
Hmm...a bit like the study materials on my computer's D drive?
Gu Yifan thought to himself.
He glanced back subconsciously, but because the light in the cinema was relatively dark at this time, he couldn't see anything clearly.
Not many people came to watch this movie, and there were quite a few empty seats in the cinema.
"Yeah~"
Just when he was about to look away, another suppressed voice came into his ears.
The sound was obviously made through clenched teeth and sounded a little suppressed.
Gu Yifan, who has the 365G learning materials, can be sure and certain that the pronunciation is the same as the teachers in his own learning materials!
In an instant, he understood what was going on!
Tsk~
I had only seen this kind of thing in study materials before, but I didn’t expect that someone actually dared to play like this in real life!
And looking at this posture, it's obvious that this guy doesn't intend to carry anyone on his back!
Don't treat your brothers as outsiders!
Ha~
Art all comes from life!
Mr. Chernyshevsky really did not deceive me!
but!
You know, it’s 13 years now!
Movie theaters in this era are all equipped with cameras!
The courage to devote yourself to art in broad daylight is commendable!
Gu Yifan couldn't help but give these two people a thumbs up, and said silently in his heart that they were awesome!
at this time.
The sound behind him became more and more intense and louder!
Gu Yifan didn't know what to say for a while.
Su Qinghe, who was watching the movie seriously, also heard the sound at this time.
At this time, she didn't know what was going on. She turned to look at Gu Yifan and whispered: "Gu Yifan, I...I seem to hear some strange noises?"
"Um?"
Gu Yifan was distracted when he heard Su Qinghe's words and came back to his senses. He turned around and saw her frowning and looking nervous and scared. It was obvious that she didn't think about that, but thought that something had happened. What a supernatural event!
"Oh...it's okay! Maybe there are mice eating corn cobs in the cinema!"
Gu Yifan gently patted the back of her hand and said casually: "Ignore it and continue watching your movie! This movie is about to reach the most exciting climax. If you miss this part, you won't understand it!"
"mouse?"
"Corn on the cob?"
Su Qinghe frowned with confusion on his face.
"Okay, the mouse will run away in a while, don't worry about it, just concentrate on watching the movie!"
Gu Yifan saw her looking curious about the baby, so he quickly changed the topic.
After speaking, he gently straightened Su Qinghe's little head and asked her to continue looking at the big screen.
"Oh oh."
Although Su Qinghe was still a little confused and scared, seeing that Gu Yifan said this, he had no choice but to obey and continue watching the movie.
Thinking of having Gu Yifan by her side, she wasn't so scared anymore.
Soon she was attracted by the wonderful movie content!
…
(End of chapter)
