"Dududu-dududu-"
The phone rang for a while before it was answered.
"Damn it, Yasuo, you know how to blow!"
"Protruding!"
"You blew the labor into the tower opposite!"
"First blood!!!"
…
The moment the call was connected, there was a burst of noise on the other end of the phone, followed by a burst of curses and complaints.
After the cursing on the other end of the phone stopped, Gu Yifan heard the voice of the owner of the phone.
"Hello~"
"Brother Fan, what's wrong?"
Wang Zibo said while looking at the gray on his computer screen.
"Baobo, did you go to the Internet cafe again?"
Gu Yifan shook his head helplessly.
"yes!"
"A new hero was released yesterday. I felt itchy so I came over to try it out!"
"Hey hey hey..."
Wang Zibo's obscene laughter came from the other end of the phone.
"Originally I wanted to call you Brother Fan, but I was afraid it would be inconvenient for you."
He opened his mouth to explain.
"Okay!"
"You kid, be careful if your mother goes to the Internet cafe with a pole to catch you!"
Gu Yifan said angrily.
"Hey~"
"Don't be afraid of this!"
"My mother went to work overtime today, and I just dared to run out and surf the Internet while she was not at home!"
It's time to resurrect, Wang Zibo said while tilting his head and holding the phone between his hands while typing on the keyboard.
"correct!"
"Brother Fan, what do you want from me?"
He thought for a moment and then asked.
"It's nothing, I just want to treat you to something to eat!"
Gu Yifan said casually.
"Eat something?"
When Wang Zibo heard this, his eyes lit up slightly!
He stopped what he was doing, grabbed the phone with his right hand and said with a lewd expression: "Brother Fan, what good food do you want to treat me to?"
"nice one!"
"But if you don't have time to play games, forget it!"
Gu Yifan said calmly.
"Don't bother me!"
"Yes, I'm free!"
Wang Zibo on the other end of the phone said hurriedly.
"uh-huh?"
"I just heard, didn't you just start the game?"
Gu Yifan said.
"Hey~"
"Compared to delicious food, this rubbish game is nothing!"
"Brother Fan, wait for me for two minutes. I'll fuck the other guy first, and then I'll go find you right away!"
"No, give me thirty seconds, just thirty seconds!"
"Thirty seconds to cum!"
"I want to let the other side know what it means to be a real man in thirty seconds!"
Wang Zibo said with confidence.
After saying that, he controlled the mouse with one hand and ran straight to the enemy tower...
"Executed!!!"
As a burst of game sound effects sounded, the hero controlled by Wang Zibo fell down.
Exactly thirty seconds, no more, no less!
Then Gu Yifan heard Wang Zibo's faint voice: "Brother Fan, I'm fine! Send me the address on Penguin. I'll get off the plane and come right over!"
Gu Yifan: "..."
"Brother Fan, I'll hang up now. See you later!"
After Wang Zibo finished speaking, he hung up the phone directly.
"Dududu-dududu-"
Listening to the busy tone from his cell phone, Gu Yifan was speechless for a while.
"Niubi!"
After holding it in for a long time, he struggled to spit out these two words!
I have to say, this dog Wang Zibo is a real dog!
Just now he was seriously bragging about destroying the opponent in thirty seconds. Gu Yifan really thought he was going to kill everyone!
In the end, he actually went to deliver the tower...
Give it to the tower! !
After delivering the tower, he hung up immediately! ! !
One can imagine how angry Wang Zibo's stupid teammates are now!
When he thought of Wang Zibo's sexy tricks, Gu Yifan shook his head speechlessly.
After hanging up the phone, Gu Yifan saw Su Qinghe looking at him blankly.
So he explained: "Uh... Wang Zibo, I'm crazy! I asked him to come over and help us get rid of all these things, so that we don't have to waste them!"
Su Qinghe: "(⊙o⊙)..."
"Is...is this good?"
She said a little embarrassed.
"Hey, it's okay!"
"He's not a picky eater, so it's good if he can eat!"
Gu Yifan waved his hand and said indifferently.
Su Qinghe looked at his mouth slightly open, but in the end he still didn't know what to say.
She still felt a little guilty about letting others eat the leftovers of the two of them.
However, twenty minutes later, her mind changed.
…
In the pavilion of the riverside park not far from the square, Wang Zibo was sitting on a stone chair and devouring food.
Seeing him destroy a one-pound roasted sweet potato in just two mouthfuls, Su Qinghe's eyes widened and she was a little shocked!
"Look, I told you, he can do all this!"
Gu Yifan glanced at Su Qinghe and then whispered in her ear.
Feeling Gu Yifan's voice in his ears, Su Qinghe came back to his senses.
She first glanced at Gu Yifan, then at Wang Zibo who was eating, and finally nodded seriously in agreement.
"Brother Fan, where did you buy this roasted sweet potato?"
“It tastes really good!”
"It's just a little dry and cold!"
"It would be perfect if I could have a cup of hot milk tea!"
He said something slurred while chewing something.
"Hey, it would be nice to have something to eat, and you picked this piece of shit!"
"There are so many things that still can't shut your mouth!"
Gu Yifan laughed and cursed, somewhat dumbfounded.
"No, Brother Fan, I really have no choice!"
"This roasted sweet potato is really choking!"
Wang Zibo finally swallowed the roasted sweet potato in his mouth, and he cried with a face.
At this moment, Su Qinghe on the side said: "I... let me buy it!"
Wang Zibo's eyes lit up slightly when he heard Su Qinghe said that he wanted to buy milk tea for him!
"Um?"
When he heard Su Qinghe say that she was going to buy milk tea, Gu Yifan frowned and turned to look at her.
"No……"
Just as he was about to speak, Wang Zibo said first: "Thank you, sister-in-law, thank you, sister-in-law!"
"Brush~"
Su Qinghe blushed because of Wang Zibo's words about sister-in-law.
For a moment, the scene was a little awkward.
"Pa~!"
When Gu Yifan saw this, he turned around and gave Wang Zibo a big bag, and said angrily: "You are so stupid, what are you talking about!"
"Hiss~"
"Brother Fan, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts..."
Wang Zibo touched the back of his head with an aggrieved look.
"Should!"
Gu Yifan glared at him with a look of disgust on his face.
Wang Zibo: "...-_-||"
At this moment, Su Qinghe on the side whispered to the two of them: "I...I'm going to buy milk tea first..."
After saying that, he turned around with a red face, lowered his head, and hurried away.
Looking at her fleeing back, Gu Yifan looked a little complicated.
"Brother Fan, stop looking, he's already gone!"
Wang Zibo waved his hand in front of him, and then spoke.
After saying that, he lowered his head and muttered a few words in a low voice: "The look in my eyes is almost stringy, and I said I'm not my sister-in-law..."
(End of chapter)
