The continuous mechanical sound bombarded Gu Yifan's mind, making him feel a little confused and dizzy.
He froze on the spot for a full two and a half minutes before he came back to his senses.
Counterattack in love? ?
Thousand times abalone...a consumer card? ? ?
A hundred times attack speed blue pill? ? ? ?
............
no!
Digging peat... The names given to these things by the system don't look right! ?
"Ding~"
"If you fall in love, the counterattack system warmly reminds the host that there is a quantum entanglement relationship between the rewards in the current gift package and the host, which has nothing to do with this system."
As if aware of Gu Yifan's doubts, the system's cold and clear mechanical female voice sounded in his ears again.
Gu Yifan: "..."
"The dog system, you're the one who's cool!"
Gu Yifan couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth, and muttered in a low voice.
In the mountain city on a February afternoon, the winter sunshine was a bit dazzling. Gu Yifan found a forest path and studied for a long time, and finally figured out the function of the love counterattack system.
It is similar to the necessary auxiliary systems for the protagonist that Gu Yifan saw in novels in his previous life.
It's just a coquettish name!
Fall in love and fight back!
Gu Yifan quickly accepted the existence of this system.
Without him!
He has experienced such outrageous things like rebirth and opening doors to outrageous things, so he is not surprised by multiple systems.
It seems that even God can't stand the fact that I was a licking dog until death in my previous life!
One can imagine how brutal the licking in his previous life was.
But that’s fine!
Thief...well, dear God gave me this chance to be reborn.
In this life, labor and management should no longer be licking dogs!
In this life, labor and capital must live for themselves!
In this life, labor and management must stand at the top of the pyramid and take a look at the scenery at the top!
Gu Yifan clenched his fist and thought to himself.
It’s 2013!
There is a gap of seventeen years from the year 2030, when I died in a car accident in my previous life.
This is an era where even pigs standing at the forefront can take off!
The Internet, e-commerce, Douyin, Yuan Universe, AI artificial intelligence... everything is still too late!
Relying on the experience and memory of his previous life, he can still fly even if he is a dead pig!
What's more, with this unfair system, if I can't behave like a bird in this life, I might as well kill myself!
Upper decision decided by the economic background!
Then let’s start from the first bucket of semen... bah, the first bucket of gold!
Gu Yifan clenched his fists and thought with excitement.
"correct!"
"System, what did you just say about Laoshizi's Baobao consumption card? You can use it at any time?"
Gu Yifan thought for a while and asked into the air in front of him.
Before he finished speaking, the system's standard mechanical female voice sounded in his ears again.
"Ding~"
"Back to the host, yes!"
"With the 0~1000 times consumption cashback card, the host can have two opportunities to get cashback on consumption. The cashback multiple is random, and it all depends on the host's luck."
"Finally, a warm reminder: The system is everywhere. If the host has something to do, he only needs to say it silently in his heart without saying it."
Gu Yifan: "-_-||"
wrong!
System, you piece of shit, what does the last sentence mean?
Do you think you dislike me for being a country bumpkin and having little knowledge? ! !
Gu Yifan: "I'm convex (艹艹)W......@#￥#......#￥......"
Like an incompetent and barking elementary school student.
In fact, it’s not Gu Yifan’s fault.
Suddenly, I was reborn back to my high school days, and there was an inexplicable system.
Even though he looked very calm in front of him, he was actually quite panicked inside.
I'm afraid that all this is just a dream, and when I wake up from the dream, I will go to the underworld!
That's why he suddenly took the opportunity to bark at the system, just to vent the suppressed emotions in his heart.
However, the system seemed to be dead and ignored him.
After scolding for a long time, Gu Yifan calmed down and his mood became much clearer.
At this time, he only felt that his mouth was dry!
So I had to get up angrily, pat my butt and head towards the school canteen.
Without him!
Damn it, he needs to rehydrate now!
...
In the canteen in the northeast corner of the school cafeteria.
Gu Yifan walked out of the canteen carrying two ice cream sticks and a pack of Spicy Little Prince.
In winter, ice cream and spicy strips go together better~
Gu Yifan stood next to the trash can at the entrance of the canteen, while licking the ice cream, this sentence suddenly came to his mind.
In fact, just now he wanted to see what he could buy and then use the cashback card directly. However, after confirming with the system again and again, Gu Yifan learned that he only had the one hundred and zero in his bank card. You can use the shopping cashback card for seven yuan and eighty-three cents!
"One hundred and seven dollars and eighty-three cents?"
"System, are you sure you didn't make a mistake?"
Gu Yifan asked the system with a confused look on his face.
"Ding~"
"Return to the host, the system will never make a mistake!"
The system's ruthless mechanical voice replied coldly.
Gu Yifan: "..."
Hearing the system's answer, his heart was already half cold.
Oh shit!
It shouldn’t be!
How could he remember that he had at least more than 10,000 yuan in his bank card!
That's damn new year's money that I've saved since childhood!
Gu Yifan scratched his hair and thought with a speechless expression.
"Ding~"
"The host's memory review has been provided, please check it yourself!"
Seeing him acting like this, the system stopped watching and directly dumped the memory of the whereabouts of the money into his mind!
When Gu Yifan read that memory, his old face turned red and he was filled with embarrassment.
Oh shit!
The reason why I didn't have the money was that I used it to prepare Han Ning's eighteenth birthday party!
More than ten thousand!
Gan!
Just to lick the goddess and help her hold a birthday party? ! ! !
"Yeah, one hundred and seven dollars and eighty-three cents is one hundred and seventy-seven dollars and eighty-three cents!"
"System, give me a hard blow!"
Gu Yifan gritted his teeth and said.
"Ding~"
"Sorry, the current bank card is not in the host's possession, and the 0~1000 times cash back card cannot be used at the moment!"
This time the system did not hesitate and directly pushed the whereabouts of the bank card into Gu Yifan's mind again.
Gu Yifan: "..."
After a long moment of silence.
Protruding!
really!
You can't live in a house if you lick a dog!
Gu Yifan cursed in a low voice, then silently took out his campus card to pay, and then left in despair.
Without him!
Just because his bank card is now in Han Ning's hands!
...
Time flies, and soon it’s time for school to end in the afternoon.
The entire campus suddenly changed from silence to noisy.
"Fuck!"
"Look, look, there's someone sitting on the roof?"
"Yes, my god, she wants to jump off the building, right?"
"I'm going... let's go and have a look!"
Soon, the tallest teaching building in Shancheng No. 1 Middle School was filled with people...
