He Sian's voice was faintly heard in the air: "Dong Zhuo abandoned Luoyang at the beginning of the year and rushed to Chang'an. At this time, it seemed that Sun Jian should have found the Jade Seal. The eighteen princes were disbanded. Sun Jian was ambushed by Liu Biao on his way back and died. However, let's not say that this world has already come into being. If there is a change, even if Sun Jian really dies, Jiangxia is so far away, and even if I, a little kid, really go there, will Cheng Pu, Huang Gai, etc. bow to him when the tiger's body shakes? Hey, pass.
In two years, Wang Yun will plot a series of plots against Lu Bu to kill Dong Zhuo, which is also an entry point. However, it seems that Lu Bu, Li Jue, and Guo Si all have their eyes set on killing Dong Zhuo. If I go there, I guess he will not be as good as a certain general in the interpretation. I received the box lunch without saying a complete line, so I passed, but... Diao Chan! I don’t know what she looks like. Guanyue is one of the four beauties. Hey, I really want to see her. "Thinking of this, He Sian stretched out the index finger and middle finger of his left hand to make a V shape. (Well, from now on, I will use a V to represent the handle, and I won't say anything about reaching out, index finger, middle finger, etc. Otherwise, the cliff will be suspected of being the word "water".)
However, for a long time, the imaginary scene of the beautiful woman passing the cigarette did not appear. He Sian turned his eyes and said half-jokingly: "It's crazy, in my dream I can let you bully me." Is it there?" But there was nothing behind it except the gently stirring green grass.
He Sian looked further into the distance and found that 20 meters away, Niu Niu was looking in another direction with her mouth slightly open and a pig-like look on her face. Under the sunlight at noon, the crystal clear saliva around her mouth reflected Dazzling light.
"Ah! This expression, this action! It's exactly the same as those idiot fans in the previous life who saw the idol's young meat! Wait, I won't be cuckolded before I get married!" This thought flashed through He Sian's mind. , so he walked a few steps to Niuniu's side and followed her gaze.
"Uh! Ah! Oh!"
He Sian seemed to have received another 10,000-point critical hit. Looking around, he saw a middle-aged man standing upright not far away. He was eight feet tall and wore a white shirt that made him look even more dusty!
The man held one hand behind his back and was looking at the bamboo slip in the other hand attentively. The breeze was blowing, and his white clothes, white crown, and long black shiny beard were gently fluttering in the breeze, which made him look extraordinarily otherworldly.
'Where did that striking bag come from! Wait, isn't this the younger version of Zheng Shaoqiu? ! Could it be that Qiuguan also traveled through time? Also, is this beard serious? Dark and translucent! Damn it! '
He Sian looked at the middle-aged beauty, then at Niu Niu, looked left and right a few times, and slowly retracted his V-shaped middle finger, leaving his trembling index finger pointing at Niu Niu!
Just as she was about to scold him, she saw Niu Niu frowning slightly, as if she was angry because He Sian's actions had broken the beautiful and peaceful scene at this moment!
At this time, the middle-aged man seemed to have a tacit understanding. He looked away from the bamboo slip in his hand and looked up at the two of them with a smile!
Then...then in He Sian's horrified eyes, Niu Niu moved, she moved! She walked forward slowly!
One step, two steps! One more step, two steps! Like a devil's pace! Like a devil's pace! The speed became faster and faster, and then... He Sian covered his eyes fiercely! He didn't dare to look any further! After all, he is only fifteen years old, he is still just a child!
I should have thrown myself into my arms. I was so pale that I couldn’t live anymore. This world is full of malice to me! Should the title of the book be changed to "Shocked, I traveled through time and became a cuckold!" 》Of course, this book title is not likely to pass the system! Even if you get through this plot, it’s probably hard not to get mad!
However, the imaginary you and me did not appear. Through the gap between his fingers, He Sian saw Niu Niu kicking the middle-aged man to the ground, then yelling and pulling the middle-aged man's beard!
"What kind of turning point is this!" He Sian thought, he was stunned for a while and then ran over. He was about to catch the crazy Niu Niu, but he was stunned in place, at a loss!
I saw Niu Niu actually pulling off the man's beard by the roots, revealing the short stubble inside. Then, the air became quiet. Niu Niu looked at He Sian with tears in her eyes while holding the "beard", and jumped in with a "wow" sound. He Sian's arms. He Sian was confused, "Nani~, how close is Xini to the world?"
After half a stick of incense, He Si'an looked at Niu Niu, who was chattering endlessly with one hand on her hips and one pointing at the old man opposite her in an innocent manner. Then she looked at Xiao Hei who was pulled out from the backyard behind the old man, and finally her eyes were fixed on his bare ponytail. , finally understood what was going on.
"Look at you, do you still look like a master? You are just an elusive person. Your only cute, beautiful, and highly skilled apprentice, but you didn't show up when you and Brother Si'an finalized their lifelong contract. It's not easy to see you. , you are so lucky, you actually cut off the tail of your favorite little black one!!"
"Me! I'm not thinking about seeing your lover for the first time and giving him a good seal..."
"Hugh~ Hugh~" Before he could finish, the little black horse next to him yelled a few times in grievance, interrupting the wretched man's quibbling. Xiaohei looked at Niuniu, then at the big pot standing next to him, and then felt aggrieved. Bala looked at Niu Niu. A pair of horse eyes were full of tears in a very humane way, and those little eyes seemed to say: "Not only is the tail missing, but if you were a little later, there would be a human tragedy!"
"You?!" Niuniu asked in shock.
"Me!" the old man replied tremblingly.
"You actually! You actually stewed our Xiaohei!" Niu Niu continued to say in shock.
"I didn't!" the old man replied, continuing to tremble.
ah! oh! Wow!
Accompanied by bursts of miserable cries, He Sian looked at Xiao Hei speechlessly, then at the pot, then at Xiao Hei, and suddenly a sentence flashed through his head: "There is a horse in Montenegro, and its name is Xiao Hei." , Xiaohei is so big that it can’t be stewed in an iron pot...".
Wait, what's wrong, Montenegro... Montenegro? By the way, Black Mountain Bandits!
"Zhang Niujiao! Zhang Yan!" He Sian opened his eyes wide and shouted! ! ! Zhang Yan, the famous Black Mountain bandit during the Three Kingdoms period, was quite impressed with this force when I watched the Three Kingdoms in my previous life. It seems that it was said to have 600,000 or 800,000 people. I can’t remember clearly, but Zhang Yan is definitely one of the most underestimated generals in the Three Kingdoms. First, he was able to hold on until Cao Cao became big, and then he seemed to be recruited! It turns out that I have been in the bandits' den all this time, but I didn't know it! !
Damn it, I actually ignored that I was in Montenegro? ! These simple villagers are actually stupid enough to build a bridge? Are you ready for the Black Mountain bandits to plunder you after repairing it? !
It is worth mentioning here that He Sian, who wanted to make a difference in this era, the first thing he thought of was not to recover them, but to be at a loss! Imagine that you lived in the Middle East in your previous life. Would you want to recapture Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein?
Alas, everything in the novel is indeed a lie! My life, He Sian felt that the world was full of malice towards him. It was fine to be born in a remote mountainous area with no power. He couldn't talk and laugh with people like Xun Yu and Zhuge Liang. Even the Confucian scholars could accept it. But what kind of rhythm is this? When I opened and closed my eyes, I thought I was in Pattaya, but when I went out, I saw a row of people pointing guns at me. When I looked forward, Huo! Good guy! The waist is lining up in front! That's right, that's what He Sian had in mind at this time!
