"It's beautiful, what do you think?"
Jiang Che reached out and took Xiao Xiaoyu's little hand from the big sleeve of the wedding dress.
Xiao Xiaoyu tilted his head and looked sideways at Jiang Che. His dignified appearance was tilted to reveal a lot of playfulness: "Yeah! It looks good!"
The old lady didn't know how to go out and make room for them. Otherwise, Jiang Che really wanted to wrap his arms around Xiao Xiaoyu's waist and suck her, and put a layer of natural lipstick on her.
"Record another video."
Jiang Che picked up the phone from the side and gave it to Xiao Xiaoyu's hand. He taught her step by step, first covering the camera with his hand, and then taking it away...
Xiao Xiaoyu was so thoughtful that she immediately understood that she wanted to continue the second half of the video just now. She understood what it meant. Of course, the effect was perfect after one shot. Jiang Che sent the two videos to Lu Han, not long after, an edited video with background music was sent back to him.
In the video, two people wearing ordinary clothes were standing in front of the mirror. They were handsome and handsome. Xiao Xiaoyu waved his hand to block the camera. The screen dimmed and then restored. The two people were already wearing red robes. They were a match made in heaven!
Jiang Che asked Xiao Xiaoyu to watch the video: "How is it?"
Xiao Xiaoyu was distracted when he saw it: "That's great!"
Jiang Che pinched her increasingly delicate cheeks and said, "You did a great job!"
He sent a copy of the video to Xiao Xiaoyu, and then the two of them posted the video together, first on WeChat Moments, and then on Xianyu.
The friend circle was posted first, and within ten minutes after it was posted, the two people’s circle of friends had countless likes and comments.
…
Jiang Che:
The phoenix is flying, and the phoenix tree is still there.
【video】
️️: Li Feng, Han Teng, Chen Feirong, Shi Qi, Jiang Liyun, Meng Ju, Li Yin, Chen Yunsong, Niu Chunhai, Ma...
Li Feng: "Congratulations!"
Shi Qi: “Let’s grow old together!”
Chen Firong: "Congratulations to my son!"
Han Teng: "Idiot, we must carry our faith and live happily forever!"
Meng Ju: "Oh my God! Are you getting married?"
Li Yin: "Congratulations to Director Jiang, good things are coming soon!"
…
Xiao Xiaoyu:
Yongyong will eat and drink, and you will return with good fortune and good fortune.
【video】
️️: Fan Ying, Li Ling, Gu Wei, Bai Xiyun, Chen Feirong, Zhou Lian...
Fan Ying: "Little fish, little fish! You must be happy!"
Li Ling: "Congratulations, Xiaoyu! Fan Ying's slogan doesn't rhyme very well. I'll improve it when I get back!"
Zhou Lian: "️"
Chen Firong: "Xiaoyu! I will finally become a legitimate daughter-in-law!"
…
Even on Xiao Xiaoyu’s WeChat account, which has only a few people, the number of likes in Moments is ridiculously high.
And as soon as the video of those two fishes was released, it was as if an Ultraman had fallen into the sea, causing a storm!
"I'm knocking! What is this? Is Father Jiang getting married?"
"Wedding dress! Do you even need to ask? You must be getting married!"
"My old swan, isn't this too fast?"
"Yes, I remember that Director Jiang is only twenty years old this year? Not only is he not of legal age, but he is still in college!"
"Isn't Mother Jiang also in college? They are classmates!"
"Damn, why do you care so much? Who said you can't get married before you reach the legal age? As long as you are a person with the ability to make your own decisions, as long as there is no coercion, getting married in advance and getting the certificate later is normal operation, okay? People still do What's wrong with students? No one has any regulations saying that students can't get married!"
"What you said upstairs is right, but guess why we are doing this? It's shock! Shock is not picking on you, you understand?"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! Marry young! My love is completely gone!"
"Yes, although there is no chance, at least I can think about it before getting married!"
"You don't have to think about it, but you can dream. For so many years, I have dreamed every day that I succeeded in overpowering the wall and entered the marriage hall with Jiang Che... It's okay now. From now on, I can only dream about being a mistress. Already..."
"Pfft!"
"I wanted to laugh at you, but I didn't dare, because I suddenly realized that I wasn't qualified enough to laugh at me. After all, I dreamed of being Jiang Che's mistress, so I was a little confident in my body and appearance. His direct illusion succeeded in cunning a corner. Come to think of it, He must look good!"
"Dog basket! I am 180 in height, 280 in weight, 108 in shoulder width and leg circumference. My male hormones are very developed. Others are looking for fish in the grass, but I am looking for a bear in the grass. I am dark and have a beard. There are also a lot of people called Hebei Provincial Academy of Fine Arts, but I still dream every day and dream about Jiang Che being my servant...Does it take a chicken feather to daydream? It's really unheard of, outrageous, fucking open the door to outrageous, outrageous fucking home Got it!"
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"6"
"Then according to what you say, I'm 160 cm and 140 pounds, can I still have such fantasies?"
"Then according to what you say, I'm 170 cm and 100 pounds, have fair skin, beautiful appearance, long legs, a C-cup butt and a small waist, can I still have such a fantasy?"
"Get out of here upstairs!"
"Haha, what's wrong with one meter and seven hundred pounds? I have one finger, but what about you? Two fingers are too much, right?"
"Damn it! Is there such a thing?"
"6!"
"Then I can do it with just one finger..."
"I have half a finger, bah, I have only one chopstick, the thin end!"
"I can't put any chopsticks in, not even the fine noodles..."
"Don't brag upstairs, you can't even put a chopstick in... Is your sewer clogged?"
"Then let's put it this way, I'm 150cm and 150kg, so that's okay..."
"Sisters, we have skipped this topic a long time ago. Your reaction is too slow, and you typed it wrong, right? Kilogram is kilogram!"
"Yes, at 1.550 pounds, I'm a little fat, but it's not too outrageous, right? And fat people are all potential stocks. Come on, lose weight, sisters!"
"[The picture on the electronic scale] is correct, right? Is it kilograms or pounds? Am I actually not too heavy?"
"..."
"What a kilo!"
"6!"
