When Xiao Feng took Yan Niang to the entrance of the palace, Xiao Chunzi greeted him with a smile. He looked intently, as if he hadn't seen Yan Niang.
"Sir, did you go well with the calligraphy test for the nobles? Eunuch Huang asked me to come and see if there is anything I need to give you." Xiao Feng nodded, smiled and patted Xiao Chunzi on the shoulder. Xiao Chunzi quickly bent down so that Xiao Chunzi could Feng’s arms don’t need to be raised too high.
This is the muscle memory that the little eunuchs have honed over time. Although the big eunuchs can be arrogant and domineering in front of many people, the little eunuchs must always be prepared to flatter those who are necessary.
Don't think this is easy, it's actually very difficult because people's subconscious conditioned reflexes don't go through the brain.
The emperor raises his foot to kick you. Your brain tells you that you can't hide, but your subconscious mind will control your muscles to shrink back first.
With this contraction, if the emperor kicks empty, you will be guilty. If the emperor twists his foot because he misses the kick, you will not be guilty, but will be punished by death.
Changing to a prince, a princess, a concubine, etc., even if it is not a death penalty, will inevitably result in a slap in the face, and it will leave a bad impression, and it will be difficult to turn around again.
Therefore, eunuchs must often train their own reactions. When the opponent wants to hit them, their subconscious mind is not to dodge, but to make the opponent hit them more happily and happily.
So when Xiao Feng took these two shots, Xiao Chunzi immediately used his special skills to cooperate. Although Xiao Chunzi is not short, Xiao Feng can take pictures very easily and easily.
"It seems that not everyone in the palace is willing to listen to Eunuch Huang's words." Xiao Chunzi blinked her eyes and laughed softly: "It has nothing to do with us. We can't control whether you listen or not. But if you are holding Huang He is really brave to steal food from the father-in-law's bowl behind his back." Xiao Feng didn't say anything more and led Yan Niang out of the palace.
After getting in the car, Yan Niang released her hand covering her stomach. There were beads of sweat on her forehead. Xiao Feng couldn't help but smile.
"You're pretending quite well. It's such a cold day that you're even sweating." Yan Niang said to her heart that I was partly acting, and partly to scare you.
She took out her handkerchief from her pocket, but found nothing. Xiao Feng took out his handkerchief from his sleeve and wiped the sweat from Yan Niang's forehead.
Yan Niang blushed and did not dare to move. She obediently let Xiao Feng finish wiping and then breathed a sigh of relief.
"I remember you were wiping your lips with a handkerchief on the way here. Why did you lose it?" Yan Niang's face turned redder, and Ai Ai explained.
"It's not that I lost it. I just remembered that it was when I was teaching a noble person to blow, I forgot it in her room." Xiao Feng raised his eyebrows, looking very interested.
"Teaching how to blow? What kind of blowing method? Is this still a special skill?" Yan Niang glared at Xiao Feng in shame, not knowing how to explain it in words.
"That's right, it's just blowing. When a woman is in a man's arms, she blows near the man's ears. Although it's a basic skill, it's not easy to practice. You have to blow slowly and slowly, and you can't bring out any moisture. Come, you need to be cool and hot at times. It is most convenient to practice with a handkerchief. Hang the handkerchief in front of you, draw the shape of an ear, and blow on a cup of tea. The handkerchief should not have any fluttering or any wet marks. And You can also practice other things with this handkerchief, such as tapping with the tip of your tongue..." Yan Niang couldn't help but enter the teaching mode, looking like a senior expert with a unique charm.
Xiao Feng couldn't help but think, no wonder many people are willing to marry female teachers... Yan Niang was talking enthusiastically when her face was suddenly covered by a handkerchief.
"Show me." Across the handkerchief, Yan Niang didn't know what expression Xiao Feng had on his face now, but she guessed it must be the kind of evil smile that made people hate him.
Fortunately, it was just a handkerchief. If Xiao Feng asked her to demonstrate it in person, she would have no choice but to do it. Thinking of this, Yan Niang unconsciously felt a little disappointed and annoyed.
Since you are teasing me, why not just use a real person? What are you doing with this tattered handkerchief? She blushed, pouted her little mouth, and blew gently.
As expected, the handkerchief remained motionless, but a warm fragrance floated upward along the handkerchief and stained Xiao Feng's fingertips.
Yan Niang will not understand Xiao Feng's psychology, and even Xiao Feng himself may not understand. In this era, among all the current women, he is the most relaxed when staying with Yan Niang.
He must be wary of any other woman, not of others, but of himself. He is not a saint, but a mature man who is over 40 years old mentally and 18 years old physically. He may make mistakes at any time.
He knew that his hope of returning to the afterlife was getting slimmer, but what if, if one day he disappeared in this era, all the women he touched would become victims.
In this era, a woman's innocence is more important than her life, and the end result is to remain a widow for the rest of her life. But men need women's tenderness, not just physically, but also psychologically, which is the so-called laughing and flirting, Platonic spiritual hooliganism.
Men who don't believe it can recall whether their first love started with rough and tumble jokes. There are almost no exceptions.
For those who want to make a point, here is the most awesome example right in front of you: Even Eunuch Chen married Qin'er to live with him. Can you say that he has a physiological need?
But what's sad about Xiao Feng is that his psychological needs are not so easy to solve. He didn't dare to joke with Qiao Niang, especially after the medicine incident, Qiao Niang blushed when she saw him.
Xiao Feng also vaguely remembered the actions of the two people that night. He would not dare to make this joke under any circumstances. Zhang Yunqing and Wang Yingxiang often took the initiative to joke with him, but Xiao Feng didn't dare to respond.
With his experience, he certainly knows the little thoughts of these two girls. They were young and less sensible, and Xiao Feng always felt that he was suspected of abducting an underage girl.
As for Qiaoqiao, don't worry, this little girl is a foodie, and Xiao Feng watched her grow up, so the relationship between the two is a generation apart.
Liu Ruyun is a young woman of the right age, but the more she behaves like this, the less Xiao Feng dares to joke casually. What if the gun goes off?
Only Yan Niang, because of her identity, allowed Xiao Feng to make some sideways jokes without having to worry too much.
Just like in the business world of later generations, we often get to know some KtV mommies, and they joke with each other, which is harmless.
"Mr. Xiao, what you said to the young father-in-law was aimed at the maid who led the way, right?" Xiao Feng still held up his handkerchief, blocking Yan Niang's sight. He didn't know what his expression was, but his tone was different. It's very bland.
"Well, she is from Huang Jin. I made an agreement with Huang Jin that this time the calligraphy test will only be given to noble people over the age of eighteen. Huang Jin is cautious and will not forget the instructions. She should have accepted it. Whose money is it to secretly fish in troubled waters?"
"Mr. Xiao, is this serious? How will Eunuch Huang deal with her?" Yan Niang must have heard some terrible rumors about the palace, her voice was trembling and her breathing was rapid.
"You're so lazy that your handkerchief is floating. Whether the consequences of this are serious or not has nothing to do with her. The only mistake she made was not listening to Huang Jin. When subordinates disobey, it's Huang Jin's responsibility to punish them. I don't know what Huang Jin's rules are." Yan Niang is not a fool, she heard the warning to her in Xiao Feng's words.
When your superiors ask you to do something, you should only do it with all your heart and soul. Whether the matter is important or not is not something you need to know because of your identity, and sometimes it is not even something your brain can understand.
If you need to understand something before it can be done well, your superiors will naturally explain it to you. If he doesn't explain it to you, it means you don't need to understand it, you just need to implement it.
Whether you execute it well or not is your responsibility; the consequences of execution are the responsibility of your superiors. Things that you think are important may be worthless in the eyes of your superiors; things that you think are trivial may be the key to many people's lives and deaths!
This is the vast difference caused by different positions, different IQs, and different visions, which cannot be made up by hard work.
Therefore, many leaders may tolerate subordinates with poor performance, but they will never allow subordinates who disobey their direct orders and make their own decisions.
Yan Niang lowered her head, fearing that the blush on her face would fade away. She had hesitated at that time, because the little noble man had already held her hand and talked affectionately.
In her life, she had never been to such a noble place, and had been treated so politely and kindly by such a noble person. At that time, a thought flashed through her mind: Just a cup of tea, just teach a few tricks, and there is a door at the door. The palace maid is guarding, so no one will know.
It certainly can’t harm Mr. Xiao’s affairs. Xiao Feng took back the handkerchief and looked at her with a smile. She felt that his eyes saw through her skin, flesh and bones, and directly into her heart.
"I understand, Mr. Xiao, I will never make my own decision." Yan Niang raised her head and faced Xiao Feng bravely and firmly, her chest also rising high.
Then she realized that her feeling just now seemed wrong. Xiao Feng's eyes seemed to only see through the silk jacket on her body at the moment.
She spat in embarrassment and lowered her head angrily. At this time, the palace maid also lowered her head and knelt on the ground, her tone was soft and pitiful, and her whole body was trembling.
"Eunuch Huang, this servant is really confused for a moment. Mr. Tang always treats me well. I thought it would not be a big deal if I just teach her one more person..." Eunuch Huang lowered his head to drink tea. Xiao Chunzi endured it first. Can't stand it anymore.
"Fart, when is it your turn to think? Just do whatever you are told. It's not your first day in the palace. Don't you understand the rules?"
"Eunuch Huang, I have gained dignity by trying to please you in front of the nobles of the various palaces. It is also to do things for my father-in-law better. For the sake of my loyalty over the years, please..." Eunuch Huang finally spoke, his voice was calm. , somewhat similar to Jiajing, which shows that the two have been together for a long time and have a profound influence on each other.
"You are not showing your loyalty, you are warning me. Tell me, what kind of dignity have you gained and in which palaces have you gained dignity? Let me see if it is enough to keep you." Xiao Chunzi glanced at Eunuch Huang in horror. , if Eunuch Huang hadn't said it clearly, he would have hardly heard the hidden meaning of the maid's words.
The palace maid's tone became more frightened, but this time even Xiaochunzi could hear the confidence hinted in the fright.
"Forgive me, my father-in-law, but I never meant this. I just follow my father-in-law's order and make friends with the nobles in the palace. Concubine Lu Jing, Concubine Tang, Concubine An, Concubine Duan, etc. are all on good terms with me. If they have any secrets, they will not Let the slave do it." Eunuch Huang put down the teacup and sighed.
"Xiao Chunzi, we men are embarrassed today. If it weren't for Xiao Feng, we wouldn't know that the wings of the people below are so hard. Xiao Feng can lift a brothel girl into the Jiaofang Division, but we are blocking our own people Feng Wu Jiutian, if Xiao Feng knows about it, will he still laugh at us again?"
