Taking a quick look, I found an old man in rags not far away.
The old man has disheveled hair and a sloppy beard. He is wearing a short shirt full of holes, exposing two dark arms and half of his belly. He is also wearing a pair of patched crotchless trousers, giving him a perfectly slovenly appearance.
The old man's unforgettable behavior made his image even more disgraceful - he let go of the waistband of his crotchless trousers and lowered his head with dim eyes, as if he was catching lice hidden in the crotch of his crotchless trousers.
Unkempt and dissolute, the old man left a very bad impression on Zhang Xuan.
The reason why Zhang Xuan hurriedly came out of the Small Universe was because he suddenly felt his mind wandering, thinking that there might be something weird around him, but he didn't expect that the weird person next to him was such a sloppy old man.
The image of this sloppy old man is comparable to that of the sloppy old man who often brings big demons for him to kill, but the sloppy old man's clothes are more respectable than the sloppy old man's.
"Old man, I'm resting here, but you deliberately opened your trousers next to me to catch lice. Isn't that bad?" Zhang Xuan said with a frown.
"Haha!" the old man responded without raising his head, "You take a rest while I catch my lice and we don't offend each other. What's the good thing? The road is facing the sky. Everyone goes to one side. You'd better not look for trouble. good."
"Why are we going separate ways? You are catching lice next to me, which makes me feel sick and my heart skips a beat from time to time. It has already affected me." Zhang Xuan said, "You are so old and disrespectful, you have a cold." Not to mention, it makes me very awkward!"
After hearing what Zhang Xuan said, the old man raised his head and said, "You're awkward, that's right."
"What's wrong?" Zhang Xuan asked with a straight eyebrow, "I said it was not good for you to do this, but you just said it was right. What do you mean? Are you deliberately trying to argue with me?"
"Haha, you misunderstood what I meant." The old man smiled slightly, with a crumpled smile on his face, "I am a prostitute, and if I exert a little force, your heart will sway. This is normal, that's right. If your heart If it doesn’t jump, that’s not normal.”
Um? This old Bangzi, whose name only contains the word "slut", will make me feel a little shaken if he exerts a little force. If what he tells the truth is true, it would be too weird, which means that this guy is not an ordinary person. The existence of such people in Badan Country shows that the demonic atmosphere here is extremely strong, which is different from that in Chaina Country. It seems that the demons here have grown to an unexpected level and must be killed as soon as possible.
Thinking of this, Zhang Xuan couldn't help but feel a sense of urgency to subjugate demons, and the first priority was to subdue the old guy named Dang in front of him.
However, this old guy's magical powers are too weird and should not be easy to deal with.
It's not easy to deal with, so you have to deal with it hard. Anyway, you can't let him cause trouble.
"Ah, I didn't expect you to be a monster." Zhang Xuan said, "Where did you learn this unique magical power?"
"This thing is very paradoxical, even I don't understand it myself." Dang frowned slightly and said, "One night, I was sleeping soundly in a bush, and suddenly I felt like someone was shaking my body. When I opened my eyes When I looked at it, there was no one in front of me. I calmed down and thought about it in panic. I expected that I was encountering a sneak, so I shouted loudly, intending to scare it away."
"What was the result?" Zhang Xuan asked curiously.
"The result is that I felt as if something had entered my body. The thing was dark, huge, and had a blurry face. It kept shouting and screaming after entering." Dang narrowed his eyes and responded, "That monster He shouted, "I didn't expect that such a slut like me would be absorbed by your special physique. Damn it! I am dead, but the magical power I have finally cultivated will be passed on. I will pass on this unique magical power to you now. You inherit it." If you have my magical power, you will travel around the world in the name of my magical power and carry it forward. From now on, your name is Dang. If you don't follow my last wish, I will let you die a miserable death!"
"So that's where your name comes from." Zhang Xuan nodded and said, "So, did that guy who yelled and yelled tell you how to use his unique magical power?"
"I don't need it to tell me, I can use it myself." Dang said proudly, "After I woke up, pictures of those magical powers popped up in my mind. I looked at them carefully and memorized them. These Magical power can be summed up in one word: slut.”
"What to do? How to do it? Isn't it debauchery, dissoluteness and wandering?" Zhang Xuan continued to ask.
"What you are talking about are low-level sluts and prodigal sluts. They are not high-class, not worthy of being a gentleman, and are not even worthy of monsters." The slut responded, "I have been wandering since I was a child. I have been wandering for decades. My wandering habits It’s hard to change, it looks very vulgar, but what it does is a high-level slut.”
"What are your so-called high-level sluts? Can you give some examples?"
"For example, if a beautiful woman is swinging against the wall, causing a lot of excitement, is this a high-level swing? For example, if a young man and woman meet face to face, their eyes are facing each other, and their hearts are swaying for a moment, and they are unable to control themselves, is this true? Advanced swinging? I play such games with people while wandering, so that people who were originally standing still and calm can suddenly start swinging. Isn't this interesting? "
When Zhang Xuan heard this, he frowned and said disdainfully: "Hey, these tricks of yours are nothing more than disturbing people's happiness. They are really low-level and not high-level at all. When you said this, you were very complacent and very It’s shameless!”
"Young man, you are always quarrelsome, you obviously lack tutoring!" Dang glanced at Zhang Xuan and said in a contemptuous tone, "In that case, I have to give you some tutoring lessons. .”
Having said that, Zhang Xuan's body began to sway back and forth involuntarily.
He was sitting on the ground, rocking his body back and forth, rubbing his butt back and forth on the ground. The hilltop was bare, with no weeds at all. He rubbed back and forth, creating strips of dirt on the bare hilltop. If his body hadn't been extremely hard and strong, his butt would have been bleeding and burning.
He was very angry because of this and tried his best to stabilize himself, but he couldn't stabilize himself no matter what.
What was even more irritating was that Dang looked at his embarrassed look and sneered.
"Boy, what you are doing now is indeed not considered a high-level swing, because you are just rubbing on the ground, and your butt is covered with dust." Shang said with a smile, "If you plan to engage in advanced swinging, you might as well ask for mercy. In that case, I'll let you get off the ground and swing around to reduce some of the pain of your butt rubbing against the ground."
Zhang Xuan felt like crying after hearing these humiliating words. It was absolutely unimaginable that he, an outsider with a great talent and the ability to conquer many demons, would fall into the hands of this extremely wretched tramp in front of him, unable to fight back.
In his grief and anger, he began to realize that the world was no longer just dominated by big demons, but also by people like the wretched old man in front of him who had acquired some demonic powers due to chance. The situation became more complicated. It used to be complicated. Under such circumstances, his future mission should not only stop at destroying monsters, but also try to kill monsters like the wretched old man.
Whether they are big demons or demons, they all like to act like monsters, and anyone who likes to act like monsters should be killed.
The top priority right now is to try to kill this wretched old man in front of him.
In desperation, he hurriedly took out the Lion and Phoenix Qin, performed the Seven Killing Techniques, and launched a sound attack on Dang.
With this kind of sound attack method, even the Bean Blossom Monster can be easily killed, so there should be no problem in dealing with Dangzi.
However, it turned out that he was wrong. Facing his sound attack, Dang didn't show any panic and remained calm and composed.
Obviously, his sound attack did not produce the expected effect.
The result was far beyond his expectation, so he had no choice but to speed up the rhythm of the playing to increase the intensity of the sound attack.
