The female brother Ma from the Northeast uses many unique words.
For example, helping soldiers, pulling horses, crossing the sea, Xiao Huarong, Qingfeng, Yanhun, etc.
Some of these very special words can only be spoken by the disciples of Huang Pizi or the Fox Fairy.
For example, Yuanyuan means egg. "Cauda" refers to the chicken.
The "shameless" in Di Ma's words refers specifically to the kind of ghost that is extremely difficult to deal with.
Because most of the dirty things make it difficult to see the facial features, mouth and nose, and the face is extremely blurry.
In the past, when older people in rural areas of Northeast China encountered ghosts, they would often describe them like this:
"Female, long hair, shameless, oh mom, so scary!"
At that time, Ma Yi was splashed with urine all over his face. Ouyang Wei was dumbfounded on the spot and exclaimed.
Although I was blind, I could guess the general picture and quickly apologized for grandma:
"Since my grandfather died, my grandma has been going crazy. Teacher Ma, don't pay attention."
Next, things went a little wrong.
Later I learned from Ouyang Wei that at that time Ma Yi was called shameless by her grandma and was splashed with urine for no reason. Logically speaking, in such a situation, no matter how well-educated a person is, even if he is not angry on the spot, his face will not be too dark. nice.
But Ma Yi bowed to grandma without changing his expression, grabbed her hand, and said respectfully:
"I've heard about the senior's name for a long time. I just wanted to say that I should give the senior's cousin a few sticks of incense and kowtow to him!"
When he bowed, urine dripped from the tip of Ma Yi's nose. Ouyang Wei observed him carefully at the time and said that from beginning to end, Ma Yi's face not only showed no trace of anger, but was filled with a strange joy.
It's as if what grandma splashed was not urine, but gold.
Ma Yi is really not a simple person, and the city is bottomless.
After changing his clothes and washing his face, Ma Yi kept answering the phone in the outer room:
"Ten pounds of lobsters? No bigger ones? Then let's make do with five lobsters."
After a while, the food packed by the female assistant arrived, and it was placed on a large table. Since I lost my sight, has my family ever experienced such a situation?
Outside the yard, a lot of good-hearted villagers poked their heads in.
Ma Yi held dishes for grandma and said to me: "When I shook hands with the old lady just now, I took her pulse."
"I suspect that the old lady's condition is probably because she is obsessed with spiritual practice. I have learned acupuncture before, why don't you let me try it later."
"Maybe it will work."
I quickly thanked her. At present, people in western Hunan will come to seek revenge at any time. If grandma can get better, and there will be an old fairy in charge, what kind of snake catcher will she be afraid of?
Ma Yi poured me a glass of wine: "Sanpo, you are so young and your skills are so high. Don't you think about developing a career?"
"This world is full of money, waiting for you to pick it up."
I said, "To be honest, Uncle Ma, I used to be a Feng Shui master in Shen City for a period of time. What can I say? I feel that making money in this industry is quite difficult."
"Especially for someone like me who is young and not famous."
Ma Yi chuckled: "If you look at Feng Shui once, you will be paid five to eight hundred yuan. Isn't it difficult for people to bargain with you later?"
"It's difficult because you haven't been exposed to the top circles!"
Ma Yi told me that he never shows Feng Shui to the poor. In fact, in Ma Yi's eyes, Song Lao Wai is also a poor man. It's just that the Song family has some relationship with a friend of his. Otherwise, Song Lao Wai would definitely not be invited here. Ma Yi's.
"First of all, you have to understand one thing. You can't make money from the poor. If you show Feng Shui to the poor all your life, then you will most likely end up poor."
"No matter how good you are, he will only thank you and not give you any more benefits."
"You know, what you sold to him was a secret! Are you grateful for this?"
Ma Yi said that as early as ten years ago, he saw that the starting price of Feng Shui was already 30,000 yuan. It was normal for a set to cost 100,000 to 80,000 yuan.
The top Feng Shui circles are the same as luxury jewelry. They are so expensive that it makes no sense, but some people buy them.
In the top market, a good Feng Shui master is hard to find.
Ma Yi told me a lot, and quite a lot of it involved the venue, which cannot be described here.
I was fascinated by what I heard. Ma Yi awakened the strong desire for money deep in my heart that had been suppressed for a long time!
In the past, the second elder of my family often worked for others, but received very little money. However, the older generation did not live a materialistic life, and the money they received was based on their heart, and no specific figures were ever set.
In many cases, people are even given a bag of rice, two baskets of potatoes, and a basket of eggs.
After getting to know Ma Yi, I realized that I was just a frog in the well, and that poverty really limited my imagination.
But even figures like Ma Yi are currently far from the top.
The top Feng Shui masters charge upwards of one million for telephone consultation alone, let alone a visit to your home.
"Sanpo, if you are willing, you can cooperate with me. I have so many cases that I can't handle them all by myself." Ma Yi said to me in a sincere tone:
"I want to package you well, from birth to everything! I especially want to make a big fuss about your blindness, leaking too many secrets, and being jealous of the Six Paths."
"Anyway, let's raise your reputation first!"
"Then for each case, I will only charge you 20,000 yuan as an introduction fee, and the rest will be yours. How about that?"
Is there such a good thing?
I didn't rush to answer, but asked Ouyang Wei on the side: "What do you think?"
"I think it's pretty good." Ouyang Wei stuffed a shrimp into my mouth: "Don't be afraid of having difficulty moving, I'll always be by your side anyway."
"Death and life, never leave!"
Her last four words, her tone was somewhat hellish, and it made me feel guilty.
I thought for a moment and nodded.
Ma Yi was very happy, and we agreed that after he finished acupuncture for grandma, we would move to Harbin, and Ma Yi would arrange the accommodation without us having to worry about it.
After three rounds of drinking, grandma went back to the house to rest.
"Sanpo." Ma Yi changed his tone: "I knew the reputation of your grandfather Li Shilong back then."
"You must be fine with Feng Shui and numerology, but what about psychics?"
The categories of metaphysics are complex and vast, but they are no more than five major categories: Feng Shui, numerology, divination, psychics and fighting.
Channeling can be subdivided into exorcism, yin walking and rituals. It tests the Feng Shui master's ability to communicate with the world of the dead.
I told Ma Yi bluntly that I knew nothing about channeling.
My grandfather didn't teach me about psychics back then.
Ma Yi hummed, slightly disappointed: "It's not a big problem. I have an eminent monk who I often cooperate with who can help you in this regard."
"What about the battle of wits?"
I shook my head again.
Just with a click, Ma Yi's chopsticks fell to the ground.
