Ma Yi was so excited that his face turned red. Song Laowai was stunned and hurriedly took out the banknotes from his pocket and handed them over.
Staring at the word "Tomb" I wrote, Ma Yi's body trembled and his lips kept trembling:
"There are such geniuses in this world? I don't believe it, I don't believe it!"
Ma Yi dropped the banknotes and stood up excitedly. His steps were unsteady and he accidentally fell to the ground.
Song Laowai rushed forward to help him, and Ma Yi held his hand firmly: "Where does that blind man live? Take me there quickly!"
"I want to see him!"
When I heard this, I pondered for a moment and asked Ouyang Wei: "Is the person here?"
"Waiting outside."
I coughed out the door and said, "Come in."
After a while, footsteps entered the room. The person who came was none other than Ma Yi. He said to me respectfully: "I, Ma Yi, have met Teacher Li."
I made a gesture of invitation: "Just call me Sanpo. Sit down."
"Yes, Teacher Li." Ma Yi brought a stool and sat across from me.
Song Laowai is also here. He is obviously a famous Feng Shui master who spent a lot of money to hire, but he was so polite in front of me. I guess Song Laowai's expression at this time must be very rich.
Looking around, Ma Yi couldn't help but sigh: "The world has changed. Teacher Li has amazing achievements, but he lives in such a cold...simple life. It's really outrageous."
I waved my hand: "Rural people are used to living in poverty, but Teacher Ma makes fun of them."
I'm actually not used to dealing with old people like Ma Yi. Apart from anything else, just this shout from a teacher makes my skin crawl.
"Don't dare, don't dare, Teacher Li is being humble."
Knocking on the coffin on the ground, Ma Yi took a breath and seemed to want to ask something, but finally did not dare to speak.
With a dry laugh, Ma Yi said to me:
"Teacher Li, I really admire you for solving the most difficult problem of White Tiger Underworld with just one word."
"I heard that it took you less than three seconds from entering the house to solving the problem that day?"
"Look, this is called Gap! You can't accept it! It took me more than half an hour, but what I saw is not as profound as what you see."
"I really admire your vision!"
I felt very uncomfortable because of Ma Yi's humiliation, and subconsciously touched Ouyang Wei's hand. Fortunately, she was right next to me.
"Eye sight?" Song Laowai remained silent, and finally couldn't sit still: "He is blind, where does he get his eyesight?"
"Why can't I understand what you two are saying?"
Ma Yi smiled slightly and explained to Song Laowai: "Look at the word "Mound" with a dot on it. Hey, it means home. This dot can represent the chimney, which is the smoke of fireworks from thousands of households!"
"A grave, a home, just a little bit different, without the fireworks, the meaning is thousands of miles different!"
Mr. Song scratched his head and asked, "Tomb, does it mean lonely grave?"
Ma Yi: "Yes, Teacher Li wrote this word to remind you that your home is uninhabited all year round. If you don't let some smoke and smoke come in, it will become a lonely grave!"
Old Song woke up from the dream he heard and kept nodding his head:
"No wonder, I bought a house in the county. This ancestral house in the village is not occupied all year round. I only come back to see it during the Chinese New Year."
"That's right." Ma Yi said slowly and calmly: "What this white tiger in the underworld is most afraid of is the smoke of fireworks. As long as the smoke of fireworks enters the door, no matter how fierce the white tiger is, it will have to lie down obediently."
"With just one word, the dangerous situation of Baihu Huangquan was solved. It's really that there is a world out there, and there are people out there!"
With a sigh, Ma Yi added: "The plan I gave is to dig the foundation and take out the vaginal bones. But digging the foundation itself is not easy."
"If you don't dig it well, it will become a dangerous house! And after you dig out the vaginal bones, you have to ask another eminent monk to perform rituals and save the souls of the dead. Alas, there will be trouble in the future!"
"That's why I said that the solution to the pyrotechnic gas is so brilliant that it's amazing!"
After he finished speaking, he sighed in annoyance: "Why didn't I think of such a simple truth?"
When I heard this, I said, "Feng shui solutions are not formal. As long as the goal is achieved, the solution is not important."
"Teacher Ma's solution may be better, that's for sure."
Ma Yi was silent for a long time, wondering what he was thinking.
After a while, he suddenly said loudly to Song Laowai:
"You move back with your family immediately. As for the 30,000 door-to-door fee, don't give it to me. Give it directly to Teacher Li!"
"Yes, yes." Mr. Song nodded crookedly, sweating like rain: "Well, Mr. Li... Teacher Li, I was blind and bumped into you before. I am just an old farmer with no education. Don't be as knowledgeable as me. "
Me: "Easy to say."
Song Laowai transferred 20,000 yuan to me on the spot, went home and got 10,000 yuan in cash, thanked me again and again, and then left.
I used to read Feng Shui, and the most I received was eight hundred. Now that I suddenly got thirty thousand, I just felt like I was in an unreal trance.
Ma Yi and I drank tea and chatted, and finally we no longer had to call each other teacher.
It was almost lunch time, and Ma Yi called the female assistant: "Go to Tianlong Hotel, pack some dishes, and get two bottles of Maotai, two Huazi, good tea, pick out the expensive ones, go quickly!"
The female assistant agreed repeatedly and left with the driver. Ma Yi gave me a cigarette:
"I came in a hurry and didn't have much preparation, but I have to have a few drinks with you tonight. I hope Sanpo will appreciate it!"
The polite part was skipped. After the female assistant left, Ma Yi asked me more about my family situation. After a moment of pause, he suddenly said without warning:
"I don't know what to call this little girl?"
Ouyang Wei and I were both shocked at that time.
Ouyang Wei was leaning against me in a daze. She quickly stood up and looked at Ma Yi warily:
"Can you see me?"
Ma Yi smiled slightly: "Just now at Song Laowai's house, I saw you being sneaky and looking around, but I didn't make any mistakes."
"This technique of yours is interesting. Is it a deception? But you can hide it from others, but you can't hide it from me."
Ouyang Wei hummed unhappily: "Master, I have a good eye, I admire him."
Ma Yi quickly politely said: "My old eyesight is so dim that I made the girl laugh. I wonder who she is to Teacher Li?"
Ouyang Wei said bluntly: "I am his fiancée."
Ma Yi gave a thumbs up: "They are truly a golden boy and a beautiful girl, a match made in heaven."
Ouyang Wei chuckled and said, "You are a very nice person to talk to."
At this time, my grandma came into the house with a basin of urine in her hands: "Sanpo, aren't you ready for dinner?"
I pointed at Ma Yi and introduced: "Grandma, this is Ma Yi, Teacher Ma, a great Feng Shui master from Harbin."
Ma Yi stepped forward to say hello. Unexpectedly, grandma saw him and suddenly cursed:
"You're so shameless, you've even mastered the Yin body. I want to test your abilities!"
As she spoke, grandma poured the basin of urine onto Ma Yi.
