I was so frightened that I spilled the liquid all over my legs:
"You? You didn't leave?"
This is the disadvantage of being blind. You see, before I said that Sister Wang came and introduced me to my marriage while smoking a cigarette, it might not be Sister Wang who came, but a sinister thing with disheveled hair and walking upside down.
She didn't bring any girls, all she brought was her head between her legs.
There are too many pictures that a blind person cannot determine or even misjudge. However, in order to facilitate the description, I have to make concessions and hope to understand.
"I've always been there," the girl said softly.
I escaped in embarrassment, which is quite scary to think about. At least more than two hours have passed since Sister Wang left.
During this period, a strange woman kept watching me silently from a close distance.
And I didn't even hear her breathing.
The girl sat next to me and said, "Don't be afraid, I'm here to fulfill the engagement, that's all."
I finally smelled her fragrance, which was the fragrance of gardenias all over the mountains and plains, carrying an extremely dangerous wildness.
"My name is Ouyang Wei, I'm 22 years old. It was your grandfather and my dad who arranged this baby marriage. If you don't believe me, ask your grandma!"
I turned my face to her: "Whether we are engaged or not, it doesn't actually matter."
"I just want to know, I am a disabled person, what are you trying to do with me?"
Ouyang Weili was stunned for a moment and said softly: "I didn't think it was that complicated. I just think that abiding by the agreement is the character that a person should have, that's all."
"Besides, you are very good-looking, you know that? You are a perfect match for me. As for whether you are blind or not, I really don't care."
"No big deal, I'll make money to support you."
Just as I was about to speak, the grandma in the next room shouted: "Sanpo, aren't you ready for dinner?"
I was so busy talking that I forgot to cook for grandma.
Ouyang Wei said: "Just rest, I'll come."
She immediately went to the kitchen and got busy. After a while, I heard the sound of cooking.
I didn’t believe a word this girl said. I was a Feng Shui master and I know the evil in human nature.
Touching the crutches, I called out to grandma quietly: "Grandma, have our family and Ouyang's family arranged a marriage?"
Grandma shook her head: "I've never heard of it." Her snake-like eyes looked at Ouyang Wei who was busy in the kitchen, and she suddenly screamed:
"The sinister woman who killed your grandfather is here. Sanpo, please kill her!"
Grandma often said crazy things. After grandpa died, she called all women Yin women.
After a while, Ouyang Wei prepared the meal and invited us to sit down. Three dishes and one soup were served, simple, but with a unique flavor.
Grandma was eating and suddenly said: "You have no shadow!"
Ouyang Wei: "Yes, isn't it?"
Grandma stopped talking.
In fact, whether Ouyang Wei is a human or a ghost, grandma can definitely ask the old fairy. Among the five great fairy families in the Northeast, the snake fairy has the most poisonous eyes.
The snake fairy worshiped by grandma is about to turn into a dragon, and its behavior is unfathomable.
But grandpa's death was a huge blow to grandma. After going crazy, grandma hadn't spoken to Lao Xian for a long time.
"Nai, you eat more vegetables, Sanpo, you also eat more." Ouyang Wei kept holding vegetables for grandma and me.
After dinner, grandma went back to the room to sing some sinister operas. Ouyang Wei cleaned up the dishes and sat next to me without saying a word.
"You won't turn on the light?" I asked her.
"How do you know I didn't turn on the light?" Ouyang Wei asked.
I just asked casually, and it turned out that she really didn't turn on the light. She was staring at me in the pitch black. What on earth did she want to do?
"What a pity." Ouyang Wei sighed at Xiangfeng: "You don't even know what I look like."
I stretched out my hand: "Can I?"
Ouyang Wei grabbed my hand and pressed it on her face. I carefully touched her facial features. This girl was only 22 years old. She was so beautiful that no one dared to blaspheme.
I thought my ex-girlfriend was already very good-looking, but compared to her, my ex-girlfriend was like a bull.
"do I look good?"
"Absolutely." I said duplicitously: "It's getting late. Go back and don't come back again."
Ouyang Wei chuckled: "We haven't worshipped yet."
"No!" I said with anger in my tone, "I don't know you, please leave immediately!"
Ouyang Wei: "It's okay to have the bridal chamber first and then worship in the hall."
I was furious and rushed to catch her.
Where can I catch it?
After all the hard work, I was so tired that I was panting.
Whatever you want.
I'm too lazy to say anything else. I'm a useless person, no different from a corpse. Now, I don't want Ouyang Wei to go.
She'd better give me a good time while I'm asleep.
Relieve my suffering for the rest of my life.
I took off my clothes and lay on the bed. When I heard the noise, Ouyang Wei was probably lying on the sofa.
"I can't sleep, come and chat with me for a while." She kept tossing and turning.
Me: "Tell me about you."
"Me? I have been a good girl since I was a child. I have nothing to say. Until I graduate from college, I have a blank slate."
"What's your major?"
"Psychology, hypnosis, you know?"
I lazily asked: "Teaching people to sleep?"
"No, hypnosis has nothing to do with its literal meaning. Hypnosis is the control of other people's minds. It is a technique at the level of consciousness. It is very scary. Top foreign hypnotists can make people use simple psychological suggestions only. A person in a wheelchair can stand and walk, or a person in a vegetative state can be awakened.”
Ouyang Wei gushed excitedly: "Maybe one day I can help you regain your sight through hypnosis!"
"What about you? I heard that you are a Feng Shui master?" She asked me with great interest: "You must have encountered many things. Come on, tell me a horror story."
I thought for a while: "I once saw a question on the Internet: What can I put in the trunk to cure road rage?"
Once when I was driving, I met a bald man who was driving fast. He got road rage and stopped a car behind him. He got out of the car and wanted to beat him.
The owner of the stopped car was a middle-aged man with a very pale face. He said nothing at the time and calmly took out a black urn from the trunk and sprinkled it on his bald face.
The bald man was so frightened that he knelt down and apologized on the spot.
Ouyang Wei was very disdainful after hearing this: "Are ashes scary? At this level, you won't be scared crazy, right?"
I said: "What's scary is not the ashes themselves, but the middle-aged man's face that was always filled with a weird and happy smile while he was scattering the ashes, while muttering..."
"Dad, I will die with him in a while, and I will come down to accompany you."
Ouyang Wei shuddered: "Oh my god, it's the underworld, I have to slow down."
She ran over, put her mouth to my ear, and said mysteriously: "Then, I will also tell you a dirty joke."
"There are three more people in your family!"