Chapter 34 The improvisation of this script is too cliched

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"Is this weird? This net doesn't belong to me, so of course I can't open it." Zhou Xing said truthfully.

Later, Zhou Xing patiently began to reason with the little cat demon: "You took the initiative to ask me to save you. I thought you had a way to break the net, so I just had to do it. Since you don't know how to break the net, Why do you think I can save you?"

You know, Tang Monk traveled west to the foot of Five Elements Mountain to rescue Sun Wukong. Tang Monk actually did not know how to rescue him. Instead, Monkey King guided Tang Monk on the rescue method.

Zhou Xing, like Tang Seng, did not know how to rescue the little kitten demon from the trap, but this little kitten demon was not Sun Wukong. Alas, Sun Dasheng is indeed unique.

Since you don't know how to break the net, are you sure I can rescue you? And he vowed to sign a master-servant contract? There is definitely something wrong with this cat’s head. I hope it won’t harm its owner in the future.

How about understanding this unknown cause and effect as soon as possible today?

Zhou Xing's heart skipped a beat, intending to use his mind to directly obliterate...

"Uh-huh-huh..." The little cat demon's eyes were full of helplessness and expectation.

"Uh-huh-huh..." The little cat demon cried sadly and softly, making people lovable.

Zhou Xing felt that a cat should "meow, meow, meow" as it should, instead of imitating the human "white lotus, green tea bitch" of "ying ying ying".

It's just too restless, and it upsets people for no reason.

"Otherwise, I'll take you away with the trap. My senior sister may have a way to save you!"

"Really? Your senior sister must be very powerful! As powerful as my cousin!" The cute cat head spoke the language of human excitement, which was indescribably inconsistent.

cousin?

Zhou Xing finally heard the only potentially useful word from the little cat demon.

"Since your cousin is so powerful, why don't you send a distress signal to her?"

Zhou Xing was certain that there must be a specific way of contact between these cat monsters. After all, ordinary animals also have their own unique ways of transmitting messages between each other.

"I sent it! But...my cousin never came to save me! Maybe...she herself is in some trouble..." The little cat demon looked very depressed, and seemed to be even lower than before.

"It's not a good place to stay for a long time. I'll take you away first. Tell me all the stories between you and your cousin. Maybe I can help you find your cousin."

Zhou Xing put the net on his shoulders and left with his sword.

I don't know whether the net was too heavy or the kitten demon was too heavy. Zhou Xing felt that he couldn't carry it for a few seconds, so he threw the net and the cute little cat inside on the sword, and stepped on it very considerately. The net prevents the little kitten from falling from the air and dying.

The first time he rode Master's flying sword, he almost fell and died. The master pitied the life of his tool-man apprentice, so he generously taught him the art of sword control. After learning to control the sword, he was excited alone for a long time.

The flying sword under his feet is one of the master's relics. However, it is not the two flying swords commonly used by the master. The grade is not too high, so it is more suitable for him to use.

"Hurry up and talk about your cousin now. When you see my senior sister, you have to shut up and just be a cute pet that can't talk. If you want to talk, you can only meow. Call a few times, my senior sister is kind-hearted and will definitely rescue you! Well, if you find a way to spit out your demon elixir to me as soon as possible, if my senior sister discovers that you can transform into a human, then you will be in misery."

"Why?" The little cute cat obviously didn't quite understand what Zhou Xing meant by what he said.

"Why are there so many? Just remember to do what the master says! Tell me about your cousin!"

The cute little cat felt aggrieved and was stepped on by its owner. She didn't say anything, but asked why, and was rejected by her "owner". Cats are miserable!

ah! I am a noble princess, why do I need a "master"?

Why is this so?

If I hadn't listened to my cousin and sneaked to the lower world with her, wouldn't there have been any "why"?

"嘤嘤嘤......"

"Meow meow meow……"

"No need to meow, meow, meow, meow. I don't understand. Hurry up and speak human language! Explain everything about you and your cousin! No! Explain everything about your family's cats! To make a long story short, try to tell as much as possible about the reasons for going out and the reasons for going out. I got caught later!"

"Oh... the story is very long, so I'll just tell you the important things!" The little cute cat noticed the "master"'s displeasure, thought about it, and quickly followed the "master's" instructions, using her unique soft and cute voice. Wei Lai said: "My cousin and I come from Baiqiu, which is the divine domain of our Nine-Life Tmall Clan. I have never left Baiqiu, but my cousin once went to the lower realm to experience. She said that the lower realm is very prosperous and interesting, and whiter than us. Qiu is even more beautiful. She said it many times. In fact, I have been tempted for a long time, but I have never dared to leave Bai Qiu because my brothers said that the lower world is very dangerous! Moreover, my father, queen and mother have warned me that before I have the ability to protect myself, You can’t leave Baiqiu…”

Zhou Xing saw that the little cute cat said too many words in one breath and continued to organize his words while panting, so he said casually: "There is a nine-fate cat in Baiqiu, is there a nine-tailed celestial fox in Qingqiu?"

The little cute cat was obviously surprised, and its watery blue eyes widened: "How do you know? However, I have never been to Qingqiu. My cousin has been, and she said that the nine-tailed fox in Qingqiu is very special. He was very hospitable and gave her a lot of jade and colorful sky stones. She was embarrassed to accept the gifts, so she gave the Qingqiu Fox Lord and Di Ji a special night pearl from Baiqiu..."

Zhou Xing said with a smile on his face: "I also know that the Nine-tailed Sky Fox Lord of Qingqiu's surname is Bai, and the surname of your Nine-Life Sky Cat's Cat Lord is Qing!"

The little cute cat was even more surprised, and stammered: "You, you, you...you even know this?"

"If I don't even know this, how can I be your master?" Zhou Xing said with a smile.

mock up! This cute little cat is playing the White Lotus Green Tea bitch reciting her lines to show off again, right? What a coincidence! I can also tell the lines of this drama!

Ye Hua: It doesn’t matter whether it’s Qingqiu Baiqian or Baiqiu Qingqian, just marry her.

She has put herself into the role of Princess Baiqiu, and can't she get out? It's a pity that the improvised plot and routines are too cliched. Who still believes in such clichéd jokes nowadays?

Please, to be an actor, you must have an innovative spirit that keeps pace with the times!

"So, hurry up and tell the truth! Stop talking nonsense!" Zhou Xing no longer had the intention to continue chatting with the cute cat, urging her to get to the point.

The little cute cat was obviously frightened. It looked at Zhou Xing with a cat-like face and was horrified. It quickly lowered its head and continued trembling: "My cousin said that as long as I use my life essence and blood to make a puppet and stay in Baiqiu, my father, queen, mother, and brothers will You won’t find me sneaking out..."

Zhou Xing secretly said: So, even if you die in the lower realm, your parents and brothers will not know about it easily! Is this labeling your cousin as a white lotus green tea bitch?